all I want is everything I can’t have
Monday, October 4th, 2010I started blogging again, and from now on, that’s where most updates and nonsense thoughts will go. So if you give a smooth fart, bookmark the blog Museum of Mistakes
I started blogging again, and from now on, that’s where most updates and nonsense thoughts will go. So if you give a smooth fart, bookmark the blog Museum of Mistakes
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October 4th, 2010 at 11:44 am
Ice cream does rank higher spiritual fulfillment. It’s in the Bible, on the acknowledgments page, where God gives big ups to various bitches and record labels, and reminds the reader that the preceding work has been a work of fiction, and that any resemblance between any actual people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
October 4th, 2010 at 11:45 am
shit. higher THAN. sorry.
October 4th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
You know, karaoke has nothing to do with a singing voice. It’s all about the stage presence.
October 4th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
that is true, and if anyone is the authority on it, it’s you Evan. I have seen it and it is amazing.
October 4th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
All the ice cream. Nothing less.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Yup, it only works if you eat ALL the ice cream. If you eat less than that, it just makes you fat, like usual. But it always tastes delicious. Mmmmm, so delicious.
October 4th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
The ice cream wish is my wish, too. I work at an ice cream place, and it’s sometimes hard to stay away– especially since we’re allowed to have free ice cream on a regular basis.
October 5th, 2010 at 10:29 am
I would definitely do ice cream Julia.
October 5th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Wait, are those 6 things “all” you want? My, you’re easy to please. I want fame, riches, to be beloved by all, have perfect health, wisdom, straight teeth, my youth back…
Oh, and a kitty. Make that TWO kitties.
October 5th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
mmm…ice cream
October 5th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
god i want that casual fashion part so badly. it’s my dream. to be comfortable for ALWAYS. and the last panel. casual fashion + a purpose. perfect!
October 6th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
i actually considered trying to seduce the lovely middle aged man who owns my favourite ice cream shope. who needs priorities?
October 8th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
I just want world domination. Then I could have all the ice cream I want.
What did you think I would say? World peace? That’s so 20th Century.
October 12th, 2010 at 10:25 am
I realised a long time ago that everything I want would require a body and personality transplant
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\/ <—– have a fifth grade attempt at an ice cream cone
October 31st, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I’ve been losing weight on ice cream. It’s totally weird.
November 2nd, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Why do you always say you don’t look good?! I think your very good looking.
November 11th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
I’d like some of that, too. But not fame. You can keep the fame.
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August 18th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
I totally feel you on the “womanly figure” thing