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dream history pt 1

Monday, July 26th, 2010

speaking of dreams, this place seems like it’d be one, but it’s for reals

21 Responses to “dream history pt 1”

  1. Phrozt Says:

    I’ve had a crapton of those apocalyptic ones. I’ve been chased/hunted down by pretty much everything you could imagine… Robots, zombies, military, police, specific militia types from movies… random combos of the above.

    Always fun.

  2. Alec Says:

    So THAT’S why you hate the muppets!

  3. Julia Says:

    alec, I thought I told you that was the reason? oh no, so for years it just seemed like my hatred of the muppets was totally unfounded!

  4. Nix Sidhe Says:

    First my phone changed “blogspot” to bloodspot… Which is hilarious with my blogname Vaginal Armageddon. Second, I always dream of the apocalypse. Always.

  5. Bob Says:

    I had a recurring dream of being back in college the night before the big test with out having ready any of the books. I never had this dream again after graduating. Now my recurring dreams are being in a familiar house that now has many more rooms that I can’t find my way through. Sadly no zombies or hot chicks, although after seeing “Dawn of the Dead” I kept my roommates awake for a week screaming in my sleep. They would never let me see zombie movies after that.

  6. Cam Says:

    One of the first dreams I remember having ended similarly to your Muppet dream… Even as an adult, as soon as I have to pee in my dream, I jolt awake.

  7. Oliver Says:

    I won’t lie, we share the same agenda with lucid dreaming. Thankfully, my dreams have been free of world leaders!

  8. Rebecca Says:

    I had a muppet pee dream, too! We were all dancing in my house then..whammo.

  9. Nora Says:

    I once had a dream that Axl Rose was my boyfriend, and he and the rest of the band had a clubhouse in the basement of my church. (Lest you think this was some sort of teenybopper dream, this was last year. I’m 33).

    Luckily, no one turned into Fidel Castro.

  10. DW Says:

    Weird, I was chatting online to Fidel Castro the other night (well, he SAID he was Fidel Castro) and he told me he dreams of YOU.

    True spooky story: I had an incredible lucid dream about a friend one night, and I e-mailed her the next day, only to learn she had had an incredibly similar dream about me the same night.

    Oh, and btw: the giant Math Worm? Very Freudian.

  11. ZADL Says:

    My lucid dreams all go right to flying, but for some stupid reason, it’s never Superman style, it’s always those weird guys from Dark City. You know, standing, with the feet to the ground kinda flying. Which is, frankly, lame. But lamer than that is my only recurring dream, in which I hunt fruitlessly for toenail clippers.

    My subconscious sucks.

  12. Jim Says:

    I often have dreams about trying to find a toilet for #2 right before I wake up. I search and I search and I can never find one with privacy. I find all these toilets all grouped next to each other in busy bathrooms with no stalls, toilets in the middles of rooms, toilets on the street, etc. Then I wake up and I have to #1 instead of #2.

    I guess it’s a good thing I’m never successful in my search or I might have an accident.

  13. Mike from the Internet Says:

    Dear Julia: I think you’re missing a word in the second panel. “The fact that was too young.”

    Also, when I hold my computer up to the light, I can see the parts that are blacked-out. SHOCKING!

  14. just another dude Says:

    ah, a little censorship, i see.

    not like you, julia, but i guess a girl’s gotta have her secrets ;)

  15. Paul Curtin Says:

    Wow,
    Frames 5 and 11 describe most of last week for me!
    (btw, Fidel is MINE, so back off…soggy sheets or no.)

  16. Alison Says:

    Nice move. Now we’re going to hear about everyone’s dreams.

  17. andr00 Says:

    Math worm’s face is cracking me up.

  18. Tamfang Says:

    Alison, you’re not cool enough to know my dreams. So there.

  19. Marci Says:

    You had apocalyptic dreams too?! I’m always in the back of a speeding truck throwing molatov cocktails at the police.

  20. Brett Says:

    The duck from U.S. Acres! Hahaha too funny! I loved that it was in between Garfield episodes. Looking back now I can see that Garfield must be getting high all the time when he’s out of frame. Same goes for that one Sheep from US Acres.

  21. Firesong Says:

    I accidentally raised a giant plantmonster from angelfood cake and decided to drown myself instead of letting the eyeball spores take over my body.

    No comment.

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