I’ve had a crapton of those apocalyptic ones. I’ve been chased/hunted down by pretty much everything you could imagine… Robots, zombies, military, police, specific militia types from movies… random combos of the above.
First my phone changed “blogspot” to bloodspot… Which is hilarious with my blogname Vaginal Armageddon. Second, I always dream of the apocalypse. Always.
I had a recurring dream of being back in college the night before the big test with out having ready any of the books. I never had this dream again after graduating. Now my recurring dreams are being in a familiar house that now has many more rooms that I can’t find my way through. Sadly no zombies or hot chicks, although after seeing “Dawn of the Dead” I kept my roommates awake for a week screaming in my sleep. They would never let me see zombie movies after that.
I once had a dream that Axl Rose was my boyfriend, and he and the rest of the band had a clubhouse in the basement of my church. (Lest you think this was some sort of teenybopper dream, this was last year. I’m 33).
Weird, I was chatting online to Fidel Castro the other night (well, he SAID he was Fidel Castro) and he told me he dreams of YOU.
True spooky story: I had an incredible lucid dream about a friend one night, and I e-mailed her the next day, only to learn she had had an incredibly similar dream about me the same night.
My lucid dreams all go right to flying, but for some stupid reason, it’s never Superman style, it’s always those weird guys from Dark City. You know, standing, with the feet to the ground kinda flying. Which is, frankly, lame. But lamer than that is my only recurring dream, in which I hunt fruitlessly for toenail clippers.
I often have dreams about trying to find a toilet for #2 right before I wake up. I search and I search and I can never find one with privacy. I find all these toilets all grouped next to each other in busy bathrooms with no stalls, toilets in the middles of rooms, toilets on the street, etc. Then I wake up and I have to #1 instead of #2.
I guess it’s a good thing I’m never successful in my search or I might have an accident.
The duck from U.S. Acres! Hahaha too funny! I loved that it was in between Garfield episodes. Looking back now I can see that Garfield must be getting high all the time when he’s out of frame. Same goes for that one Sheep from US Acres.
I accidentally raised a giant plantmonster from angelfood cake and decided to drown myself instead of letting the eyeball spores take over my body.
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July 26th, 2010 at 10:19 am
I’ve had a crapton of those apocalyptic ones. I’ve been chased/hunted down by pretty much everything you could imagine… Robots, zombies, military, police, specific militia types from movies… random combos of the above.
Always fun.
July 26th, 2010 at 10:47 am
So THAT’S why you hate the muppets!
July 26th, 2010 at 10:50 am
alec, I thought I told you that was the reason? oh no, so for years it just seemed like my hatred of the muppets was totally unfounded!
July 26th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
First my phone changed “blogspot” to bloodspot… Which is hilarious with my blogname Vaginal Armageddon. Second, I always dream of the apocalypse. Always.
July 26th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I had a recurring dream of being back in college the night before the big test with out having ready any of the books. I never had this dream again after graduating. Now my recurring dreams are being in a familiar house that now has many more rooms that I can’t find my way through. Sadly no zombies or hot chicks, although after seeing “Dawn of the Dead” I kept my roommates awake for a week screaming in my sleep. They would never let me see zombie movies after that.
July 26th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
One of the first dreams I remember having ended similarly to your Muppet dream… Even as an adult, as soon as I have to pee in my dream, I jolt awake.
July 26th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I won’t lie, we share the same agenda with lucid dreaming. Thankfully, my dreams have been free of world leaders!
July 26th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
I had a muppet pee dream, too! We were all dancing in my house then..whammo.
July 26th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
I once had a dream that Axl Rose was my boyfriend, and he and the rest of the band had a clubhouse in the basement of my church. (Lest you think this was some sort of teenybopper dream, this was last year. I’m 33).
Luckily, no one turned into Fidel Castro.
July 27th, 2010 at 7:08 am
Weird, I was chatting online to Fidel Castro the other night (well, he SAID he was Fidel Castro) and he told me he dreams of YOU.
True spooky story: I had an incredible lucid dream about a friend one night, and I e-mailed her the next day, only to learn she had had an incredibly similar dream about me the same night.
Oh, and btw: the giant Math Worm? Very Freudian.
July 27th, 2010 at 9:56 am
My lucid dreams all go right to flying, but for some stupid reason, it’s never Superman style, it’s always those weird guys from Dark City. You know, standing, with the feet to the ground kinda flying. Which is, frankly, lame. But lamer than that is my only recurring dream, in which I hunt fruitlessly for toenail clippers.
My subconscious sucks.
July 27th, 2010 at 11:15 am
I often have dreams about trying to find a toilet for #2 right before I wake up. I search and I search and I can never find one with privacy. I find all these toilets all grouped next to each other in busy bathrooms with no stalls, toilets in the middles of rooms, toilets on the street, etc. Then I wake up and I have to #1 instead of #2.
I guess it’s a good thing I’m never successful in my search or I might have an accident.
July 27th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Dear Julia: I think you’re missing a word in the second panel. “The fact that was too young.”
Also, when I hold my computer up to the light, I can see the parts that are blacked-out. SHOCKING!
July 27th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
ah, a little censorship, i see.
not like you, julia, but i guess a girl’s gotta have her secrets
July 27th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Wow,
Frames 5 and 11 describe most of last week for me!
(btw, Fidel is MINE, so back off…soggy sheets or no.)
July 28th, 2010 at 8:49 am
Nice move. Now we’re going to hear about everyone’s dreams.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Math worm’s face is cracking me up.
August 4th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Alison, you’re not cool enough to know my dreams. So there.
October 9th, 2010 at 12:23 am
You had apocalyptic dreams too?! I’m always in the back of a speeding truck throwing molatov cocktails at the police.
March 16th, 2011 at 6:52 am
The duck from U.S. Acres! Hahaha too funny! I loved that it was in between Garfield episodes. Looking back now I can see that Garfield must be getting high all the time when he’s out of frame. Same goes for that one Sheep from US Acres.
August 25th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
I accidentally raised a giant plantmonster from angelfood cake and decided to drown myself instead of letting the eyeball spores take over my body.
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