i’ve done that.
mainly b/c if we do have condoms ready then it looks like we were expecting it.
but if we don’t then at least we look like gentlemen and we get head.
see?
it is better that way!
That reminds me of an old engineers’ joke:
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around discussing what field of engineering God belongs to.
The mechanical engineer argues, “Look at the human body; it is a beautiful and wonderful machine, the way the muscles fit with the bones and the circulation of the blood through a vast network of tubes. God is clearly a mechanical engineer.”
The electrical engineer counters, “That’s nothing! God is obviously an electrical engineer. The human brain is the fastest most intricate supercomputer, hooked into a dizzying array of input nerves.”
Unfazed, the civil engineer calmly points out the obvious to them. “You guys are missing the big picture. It’s not how great an individual system is, but its versatility that matters. You want to know why God can only be a civil engineers? Who else would think to build a major recreation area on top of a waste processing facility?”
Only critique I can offer is to say that you could cut the last two panels and make them a stand-alone strip. The first four panels work well on their own, number four even seeming like the punchline… Now you know.
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June 28th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Julia returns! Also, HAW!
June 28th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Hey, does this mean you’re gonna start updating more often again? I’ve missed your comics!
June 28th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
A true gentlemen wouldn’t even have a penis to go with the condoms he hasn’t pre-emptively bought.
Waitaminute.
June 28th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Awesome!
Good to have you back.
June 28th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
It’s not pre-emptively without the pee.
June 28th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
thanks, fixed!
June 28th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Well! You’ve returned with some ear reddening material. Go onnnn…
June 29th, 2010 at 2:46 am
nice to have you back, julia.
glad to hear you’re back in more than one way, apparently!
June 29th, 2010 at 8:10 am
So we go from “I haven’t had any in years” before the break to Sue Johnson the second you get back?? Wtf??
June 29th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Perhaps he was ONLY after the blowjob.
June 29th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
yay! shes back.
June 29th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
i’ve done that.
mainly b/c if we do have condoms ready then it looks like we were expecting it.
but if we don’t then at least we look like gentlemen and we get head.
see?
it is better that way!
you fell for it!
June 29th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Best Fart Party comic ever.
June 29th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
With all due respect, it’s official: http://www.hulu.com/watch/18098/the-simpsons-cat-lady
June 30th, 2010 at 4:13 am
That reminds me of an old engineers’ joke:
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around discussing what field of engineering God belongs to.
The mechanical engineer argues, “Look at the human body; it is a beautiful and wonderful machine, the way the muscles fit with the bones and the circulation of the blood through a vast network of tubes. God is clearly a mechanical engineer.”
The electrical engineer counters, “That’s nothing! God is obviously an electrical engineer. The human brain is the fastest most intricate supercomputer, hooked into a dizzying array of input nerves.”
Unfazed, the civil engineer calmly points out the obvious to them. “You guys are missing the big picture. It’s not how great an individual system is, but its versatility that matters. You want to know why God can only be a civil engineers? Who else would think to build a major recreation area on top of a waste processing facility?”
June 30th, 2010 at 9:03 am
Very nice…
Only critique I can offer is to say that you could cut the last two panels and make them a stand-alone strip. The first four panels work well on their own, number four even seeming like the punchline… Now you know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_timing
All My Love,
Jacob
June 30th, 2010 at 9:16 am
this is just one page from an on-running story about 5 or so pages, so the classic comic timing narrative doesn’t really apply to this
June 30th, 2010 at 9:29 am
Good to know, Julia…
And good to know you insist on safe sex.
Everything is as it should be.
as ever,
Jacob
June 30th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Cool! your back!
June 30th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Are you saying her back is cool? Do you mean cool as in awesome or cool as in not warm?
June 30th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
FUCK YES. Missed you! Killer opener.
July 1st, 2010 at 3:27 am
Nice to see you posting! I just preordered your new book on Amazon btw.
July 3rd, 2010 at 2:43 am
LOVE it. You rock my world, can not wait for the new book!
July 6th, 2010 at 2:07 am
I have mixed feelings. Its awesome to see you have posted another comic strip, but I also just found out the lead singer of Mr Big is a guy
July 6th, 2010 at 6:17 am
Ha ha! Well, it’s hard to notice…
July 6th, 2010 at 9:25 am
It’s funny cuz boners