My mom is just like this! Haha!
“But when you are ready for intercourse, here are some tips that really made my first time with your father extra special.”
“…a few more minutes of unsteady shifting and jabbing enabled his penis to “almost certainly” enter Linda.”
Nicely done, WitW
Your mom seems nice and she has your best interests at heart! Listen to your mom.
Not Your Mom (not even anyone who your mom talked to and said “talk some sense into her, willya?”)
well….to be fair…he DOES look pretty adorable in this recreation…
Well that was fun – time to send in a tip about child-porn. We already know how tolerant people are of child porn on the internet. Ask Paul Rubens.
you’re mom is right, go on a date first.
My mother is the same way. For some reason, I believe she is under the assumption that males also have a “biological clock”. Being 26 and single is no time for grand-babies, but I’ve found that calling her a Grandma usually postpones those talks until a later date.
then did you go shoe-shopping?
imagine you were watching Back to the Future Two in the cinema for the first time, and you saw this comic strip in it, and were left with the impression that in 2010 all parental visits were like this
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