the bear incident
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010today I joined twitter because I heard that’s what are the kids are on about these days. Next I’m gonna buy me one of those portable telephone things you can carry in your pocket because it doesn’t have a chord whaaaat! how dat work?!
http://twitter.com/PenelopeBoner
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March 17th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Oh, I love that definition of friend. Can I use it as my official definition?
Just noticed that my daily routine changed from wake up, garfield, xkcd, abstruse goose, fart party, ctrl-alt-del to wake up, garfield, fart party, abstruse goose, xkcd, ctrl-alt-del. Maybe I should by the upcoming books so I must not go to the pc after waking up and fart party comes to the first I look at after opening my eyes
March 17th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
man… that blows huge dicks, lady! I’m pretty much a total little whipping bitch for my best friends, and I love it. But there are precious few of them, it’s true.
March 17th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Don’t google ‘lemon party’ no matter how fun it sounds.
March 17th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Instead of visiting 27,000 websites manually via bookmarks, add them to an RSS reader like Google Reader or FeedDemon. You’ll save a ton of time.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I learned a whole lot of gay wildlife terminology in my time in DC…wolves, for example, are skinny bears. Otters are slightly less hairy, or perhaps only hairy in one place. Santorum is another fun gay word — definitely worth googleing.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
I want the top right panel to be for sale. There’s so much to love about it.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Re: “Save a ton of time”: I assure you this is not the case.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
wait wait wait….you mean gays have their own fucking slang?!
i’m considering my options, dylan. i’m considering my options.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
i think i looked up “DC Green Lantern” one time and got a gay bar in DC.
never went back to hal jordan again!
March 17th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Tis a sad day when a googling mishap could be a description of yourself…tho I’m not naked, and not really that fat either haha
March 17th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
I was way ahead on the bear curve after an innocent image search for “polar bears” a few years back.
March 18th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Yeah, I feel like that sometimes.
Are you going to put up more of this story? Looks intriguing.
March 18th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
You got away lightly. A friend of mine was well into snorkelling, water-skiing, and all that stuff. The first thing he ever googled when he got on the internet was “water sports”.
March 18th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
wow.. you continue to out-shine yourself… congrats… amazing strip.
March 19th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Gahhh water sports! At least he isn’t into lemon parties, or raising wild goatse…
March 19th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
haha as soon as read the part about there being only one gay dude, i was like, louis? oh, napa.
March 20th, 2010 at 8:07 am
Thinking of definitions of friends reminded me of this: http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1203
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:02 pm
This is the very reason John Waters’ films are needed in this world to educate the masses. I didn’t know about this bear stuff untill I watched A Dirty Shame.
March 24th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
bear am i
March 26th, 2010 at 9:22 am
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March 31st, 2010 at 8:47 am
Hahaha! Adorable!
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 am
Whoever said don’t google the Lemon Party, well I just did…. whimper…
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:39 pm
i just googled lemon party!… crrrringe!!!!