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snack nostalgia

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

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Graphic Novel Monday Interview by Boston Bibliophile
Julia Wertz Interview by Question Riot

46 Responses to “snack nostalgia”

  1. Phrozt Says:

    - Holy hell… warheads.. Totally forgot about those. I remember people who were too big of a pussy to eat those.

    - “Snap into a Slim Jim” was supposed to promote the idea that they were fresh and dried sticks of jerky instead of the floppy, slimey sticks of random assmeats that they were.

    - I did not know you could do that w/a Lily! I used to suck the ends of the petals of red clover because they tasted sweet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trifolium_pratense_bgiu.jpg

  2. Oliver Says:

    “Lick’em Stix” for me, though I was always an idiot and ate the stick before I’d spooned up all the colored sugar.

  3. DW Says:

    All that sugar, you probably bid a fond farewell to your teeth as well.

    Oh, and we got the nectar from honeysuckle flowers.

  4. Jen @ ButterSword Says:

    What about Crystal Clear Pepsi? Was that just in the south?

  5. punk eric Says:

    Oh god, Sour grass…

  6. Ryder Says:

    Holy crap. I forgot about those pizza fruit roll ups. My parents were so healthy I never ate them, but I recall one fun sleepover at a friends house, stuffing my face with junkfood. And those flowers… at a playground, my favorite hangout was sitting next to this fence that was covered in them. And there were so many fun halloweens, daring friends to eat Warheads. It was the most fun when they didn’t know what they were.

    Man! I had friends when I was little!

  7. zerorest Says:

    I remember Chum Gum, Abba Zabba, Juji Fruits at the movies, those little hard ones. Gold Cup, Pez, and Double Bubble are a few more. As far as the organic snacks I’ve been known to eat a few pill bugs, they have a sour snap to them. We had some sort of plum tree that grew in front of our house, a little scrawny thing that produced some very tart plums every spring. It was the spring ritual to go out and try to collect the biggest and best ones. Some of these could be almost as sweet as the store bought ones but much more satisfying for their wild nature. Of course the best ones always inhabited the highest branches and it was an all consuming pastime for an eight year old boy to try and figure out how to get at them. Spring in So. Cal. before tyhe crushing multitudes when you could still collect shells at Corona Del Mar and bring them home and the Balboa Island Amusment Park was new and They still sold taco strips down at the Newport Pier. Mind candy was Orange Sunshine and I ate rice but no beans.

  8. Ben Says:

    Man, War Heads, so great. I ate so many of those in middle school once that the top layer of skin on my tongue corroded off in the middle.

  9. wogzi Says:

    I liked to eat salted seaweed. Still do. That’s what I get for being Asian, I guess.

  10. Billy Hunt Says:

    Used to eat spoonfuls of butter, strictly for the gross out factor.

  11. Jersey City Frankie Says:

    You can get a lot of candies I had assumed had ceased being manufactured at Economy Candy on Essex Street on the LES. The one I was most shocked to see was still available was the “Gold Rush” candy. yellow sugar coated irregular chunks of chewing gum in a little fabric cinch bag like a miner’ 49er’ would have.

  12. invisibules Says:

    I bade farewell to “Darrell Lea traditional soft liquorice”

    But only because I finished the last packet and haven’t got a replacement yet.

    2 hours and counting.

  13. Yuri Says:

    So…did you then…EAT the frozen peas?

  14. Anjee Says:

    I loved Fun Dip, Pop Rocks and Jolt Cola as a kid. Pure awesome. And, like DW, we used to get our nectar out of honeysuckle blooms. Ahh, memories…

  15. Mike Says:

    Yeah, those frozen peas need some explaining.

  16. Bimmicus Says:

    I snorted in a most unbecoming fashion at “Vicodin.” Fuckin’ brilliant.

    JC Frankie: holy crap, last time I saw that shit was 40 YEARS AGO. Think this place might have my youthful hopes and dreams in the back room?

  17. sara Says:

    “Snap into a Slim Jim” means one and only one thing. That you’re a Hulkamaniac.

  18. sara Says:

    http://www.kjcardinal.com/bloggraphics/KJ_Hulkamaniac.jpg

  19. nick the scout Says:

    Ha, I used to sip Coke through sour straws (Sour Power Straws, to use the exact terminology). And by used to, I mean regularly do.

  20. Jason Says:

    What about candied cigarettes?

  21. Santos Says:

    Haha, I totally forgot they used to call it “milk break.”

  22. Santos Says:

    Also, Sara, you woudn’t be a hulkamaniac because it was “the Macho Man” Randy Savage who was really excited for you to snap slim jims. But I don’t think you can be a Machomaniac. But hey, this is America, you can be whatever you want.

  23. warrior two Says:

    my favorite story about a wrestler is that when my friend was in a band, on tour, one of his bandmates had read the autobiography of Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and every day he would find some way to work in “You know, as Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura says…” because of course you can’t just say his name.

    That is apropos of nothing really.

    I miss candy cigarettes. There were two kinds: the weird thin ones with the red tip, and the ones that were gum powdered with cornstarch and wrapped in paper. I liked the latter because when you puffed on it, the cornstarch would blow out like smoke.

  24. just another dude Says:

    i used to eat ants. i was/am still a rather disturbed kid, i think.

  25. P Says:

    Warheads FTW. Used to kick wrappers around at school, and if one ever sailed out of reach, it was an instant free-for-all. I loooove seedlings gumballs, hollow fruit shaped gum with nonpareils inside. Sadly, I grew up in an “all natural” house, so not much childhood candy.

  26. Julia Says:

    I grew up in an ‘all natural” house too where sugar was strictly banned and the only time we were allowed to have it was on our birthdays when we got one box of cereal. Do you think that stopped me? hell no, rules are for babies.

  27. susan Says:

    instead of cake?

  28. Ben C Says:

    When I was a kid we use to dare each other to chew on giant mega-wads of sour grass

  29. Sarah S. Says:

    BooBerry is what I gave up for the Lent that is known as adulthood. And yes, gave up is the appropriate phrase as you can still get the sweet, sweet crack, I mean cereal.

    But really, peas in the bathtub? May as well add vegtables to the stinky kid broth to make a proper soup…What the hell did you do with those paes anyway, aside from clog the drain?

  30. drunkpandaman Says:

    Whoooo! Finally caught up! Totally enjoyable read, and it took 3 days worth of free time and procastination to get here. Julia, you’re ridiculously, freakishly awesome. Keep up the great work!

    I remember getting Fruit-A-Bursts all the time when I was a kid. Tastiest gum ever, but it seems like whoever I bring it up to has no fucking clue what I’m talking about.

  31. Alex Says:

    God just thinking about Warheads is making the back of my throat go crazy. It’s like I can feel them! They set my teeth on edge, that’s sure

  32. Zebedee Says:

    Don’t know any of the snax seeings as how I’m British, but totally agree with the flower nectar. I know why bees go crazy for that shit. And I haven’t grown out of it and I’m 39! Lilies are good

  33. Greg Says:

    Jason beat me to the candy cigarettes comment. Also, Lucky Charms are kind of like crack. Of an average box I would say I get 2-3 bowls with milk. The rest go straight from my hand to my mouth when I’m wandering around the kitchen trying to decide what to eat.

    Oh, and bacon flavored chips when you travel out of the USA are freakishly good!
    http://www.munchiesblog.com/chip-reviews/elma-chips-baconzitos/

  34. Flagpole Sitta Says:

    I used to eat spoonfuls of cake frosting….oh and raw burger

  35. CaptainBaconMan Says:

    We have Japanese honey suckle where I live.
    http://www.duke.edu/~cwcook/trees/loja3347.jpg

  36. Kyle Says:

    Frosting out of the can with pretzel rods…the most delicious road to obesity…

  37. JPizzle Says:

    how about those stupid candy dots on the wax paper? No matter how hard I would try it was impossible to get those off without getting paper stuck on them!

    Also the “juice” (and I use that term lightly) in the wax bottles?

  38. idkrash Says:

    Sometimes when I’m taking a really hot bath I imagine that I’m a soup ingredient.

  39. idkrash Says:

    Or stew.

  40. matt3046 Says:

    You can suck the nectar out of honeysuckle too.
    I am old now and Blow-pops hurt my teeth.
    Cookie crisp is still a part of my diet though.

  41. Sarah S. Says:

    Ha, the paper that was stuck to the back of the dots was probably better for you than the dots.

    I forgot to add Mystery flavour DumDums! How did I forget them, they’re the sole reason I go to the bank.

  42. John Says:

    I feel like those mystery flavor dum dums were all grapefruit flavored..?

  43. mgabrys Says:

    One month later - everyone realized she stopped cartooning and got a real job.

  44. Dave Says:

    Candy cigarettes. How I miss them. *sigh*

  45. stephanie Says:

    i also grew up in a household where there was no sugar, but now i try some of that stuff and i’m glad! those little barrel shaped sugar water things that cost like, three cents? ew! (my parents weren’t superstrict hippies or something, but i had to have 100% juice, absolutely no even remotely sweet cereal, etc.)

    morbidly curious about the frozen peas, however.

    my boyfriend and i got some warheads before a movie recently cuz i usually get sour patch kids. holy shit, they’re still as sour as ever but that sour dust tastes like plastic, it’s kinda gross. and yet, you can’t help it.

    i told him the same thing i tell everyone, the only warheads story i know - my dad’s bff has a daughter a little younger and a son a little older than me. when i was little we used to all hang out a lot. she couldn’t handle the sour so she used to make him suck all the sour stuff off and then she’d eat the sweet candy. this used to totally fucking skeeve me out.

  46. Tamfang Says:

    Am I alone here in being old enough to remember Howard Cosell’s ads for Slim Jim?

    “You either love them or you don’t. I don’t love them.”

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