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Sunday, January 10th, 2010

wanna watch some disgustingly cute videos of Jack? probably not

27 Responses to “cold comic/sneak preview”

  1. Jason Says:

    Thanks for the freebie! I was wondering where the laugh was going to be until I got to the last panel. Hilarious!

  2. Aram Says:

    That last panel would look great on a t-shirt…

  3. John Says:

    D’awww, you’d probably make a decent mom.

  4. lenore Says:

    fuck that really are disgustingly cute videos!!!

  5. Jason Foster Says:

    Fuckin sweet…

    Thoughtful, witty, and well paced.

    But fuck your kitten videos…. now the chick i’m living with wants a fuckin cat… probably gonna pee on my when i’m asleep and vulnerable… (the cat not the chick)

  6. Sarah S. Says:

    I bet you’d make a great baby….stew! Goddamn, I wish they could pop out 30, then I might consider having one myself.

  7. dennislee Says:

    My god Julia,
    You pegged that right on. ANd I am a parent of 3, grandparent of 3 (whom all I do love).(especially the one who reads this )
    And the last panel WOULD make a great T-shirt.

  8. Aaron Says:

    Hey, I really like this comic. Even though I’m a male, I can really relate to the outlook of the main character. (if it really is you, then you’ve summed up many of us twenty somethings will no kids or single very well.)

  9. Jim D Says:

    Julia, you need to update your ‘Events’ page!

  10. DW Says:

    “Ignore but not neglect them.” Words of wisdom.

    I like the “Jack Jumping” video. What, he’s afraid of his reflection on the floor? Demonically possessed? Both?

    Hey! I have a rug just like that (and black socks, too). Small world or what?

  11. Phrozt Says:

    I’m 100% with you on that last panel. My kid is awesome and I love him to death, but man I hate kids.

  12. ZADL Says:

    I’m 41, childless, unlikely to beget any, have no siblings, and learned more about childrearing in this comic than I had ever known before. Thanks!

  13. stephanie Says:

    haha, totally. my parents have always been together, but those fuckers waited like 12 years after having me to have another so i was pretty much in “your” shoes. (i don’t know if this story is actually biographical, that’s why the quotes.) not to mention my cousins are all under the age of 14, currently.

    anyway!

  14. Julia Says:

    all these comics are autobiographical unless they involve gratuitous violence, or total nonsense like flying and shitting glitter

  15. Singlutionary Says:

    dude. once again. i love you.

  16. Rebecca Says:

    Those videos of Jack are great- but I wanted more of the Tammy Wynette!

  17. Joe Says:

    If I remember correctly, despite the name, Jack is female, yes? I laughed, imagining poor Jack, in her New York apartment, listening to Tammy Wynette and getting messed up on ‘Nip. Trying to…forget.

  18. Julia Says:

    yep, Jack’s a lady but she sure doesn’t act like one, gettin’ all knackered on the nip and pooping in public

  19. Sarah S. Says:

    I wish my cats could shit glitter because what they do shit is vile. Then, I could get all the glitter together and throw it at people and run away, laughing manically…

  20. Phrozt Says:

    Shitting glitter could *easily* be made autobiographical……

  21. indrifan Says:

    I want panel 2 as a t-shirt.

  22. Disgruntled Reader Says:

    I can’t believe online Fart Party is (pretty much) over. Fuck this I’m starting a comic called Queef Fest starring a guy from Los Angeles that never gets a chance to be alone, always sober and is lactose intolerant.

    That’ll show….somebody

  23. Jessica Says:

    “FUCKING BASTARDS” IS RIGHT!

  24. Sarah S. Says:

    Well, I worked at a Michaels and there was often glitter in mah underpants.

  25. becks Says:

    good “Bust” review!

  26. insomniacpyro Says:

    Another awesome comic! Your wisdom is sound, it’s not about trying to actively make the kid stop crying, it’s just distracting them.

    “Should I shake it?”

    hilarious!

  27. huntingbyrd Says:

    The last panel pretty much sums up the same way i feel about babies.

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