I told my sister-in-law that not everyone is born with the extended warranty. Some people are meant to die early. She said it was a horrible thing to say to a sister-in-law.
It seems suspiciously like it might be a hipster thing. Plus, the dude looks like he might be an undercover hipster. Plus, I live with this crawling, perpetual and irrational fear that at any moment, someone might label me a hipster. It’s mostly the latter, really.
what about old people feeling lonely and seeking some attention? or maybe it’s something that you find only in countries where healthcare is free as a bird.
Also, the girl in panel five is describing stress incontinence. She should really see a gynaecologist. Simple exercises or medication should help. Severe cases may require surgery.
Anyway, sorry to spoil the comic.
Haha, I used to pee when I sneezed…course I had cancer at the time. So I guess I’ve got a good 15 years until menapause takes its toll and I do that again anywayXD
Cotard’s syndrome: that made me laugh out loud. Like the time I laughed at my roommate because he has Hypogonadism. I laughed and laughed, until I realized he didn’t think it was very funny at all. I guess I’m just evil.
Legitimate reason to go to the hospital: Broken elbow.
Next time, Nana, we aren’t letting you wait a week because “It’s not so bad, just help me get in my chair”. Not falling for that. Pun not intended.
Also, no, Dad, that isn’t food coloring, you’re missing part of your thumb. Hospital Time.
Mom, your knee looks like there is a golf ball directly underneath the skin. Goddamnit you’re not allowing within twenty feet of a bag of garbage why do you keep falling? *sigh* Just get in the damn car.
The last time I went to the hospital was due to massive uncontrollable nosebleeds. Turns out I have something that may mean I have a brain tumor, but I declined the scans. HAHA! It’s been eight years, and I’m not dead yet!
if you’re 30 no worries about being labelled a hipster. being a hipster has an expiration date, like models. you can’t be one after 27 without being pathetic.
Last time I went to ER there was a group of 3 young ‘artists’ in there with no problems, just wanted to get free masks and sit around in the waiting room. After they heard me describe for the nurse my reason for being there, they got all self-conscious and left one by one.
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October 23rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
Sum Shit is a pre-existing condition, I hear.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 am
I told my sister-in-law that not everyone is born with the extended warranty. Some people are meant to die early. She said it was a horrible thing to say to a sister-in-law.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 am
xD ^_^
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
I went to the doctor just because I turned 30. I didn’t realize that made me a hipster. FuckingGodDAMNit!
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
why is that a hipster thing? I think it’s just a people thing
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
haha! sneeze + pee <3
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
It seems suspiciously like it might be a hipster thing. Plus, the dude looks like he might be an undercover hipster. Plus, I live with this crawling, perpetual and irrational fear that at any moment, someone might label me a hipster. It’s mostly the latter, really.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 pm
you should get over that, it’s so 2005.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:07 pm
The nervous hands of the blushing mom-ish lady and the wriggly hands of the disease-y lady are my favorite parts. heheh funny hands!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
“I’m rotten on the inside” is my favorite. I’m glad that is an illegitimate reason, or we’d all be at the doctor’s office all the time.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
what about old people feeling lonely and seeking some attention? or maybe it’s something that you find only in countries where healthcare is free as a bird.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
ha! i love the redneck/white supremacist at the end there. ahhhhh reminds me of home….
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Ironically, the girl in panel two should go to see a doctor pretty urgently as she may be suffering from Cotard’s syndrome.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Also, the girl in panel five is describing stress incontinence. She should really see a gynaecologist. Simple exercises or medication should help. Severe cases may require surgery.
Anyway, sorry to spoil the comic.
Yours sincerely,
The Fart Party Pooper
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
How about an itchy crotch?
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Haha, I used to pee when I sneezed…course I had cancer at the time. So I guess I’ve got a good 15 years until menapause takes its toll and I do that again anywayXD
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Cotard’s syndrome: that made me laugh out loud. Like the time I laughed at my roommate because he has Hypogonadism. I laughed and laughed, until I realized he didn’t think it was very funny at all. I guess I’m just evil.
October 24th, 2009 at 3:07 am
better to sneeze and pee a little, than to sneeze and shit yourself. you make the call.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I work in a hospital and yeah, this happens.
People have come in to the emergency department because they have a headache.
October 24th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I want you to know I generally agree with your characterization of men with goatees in this cartoon
October 24th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
this whole time I thought that guy said he was oyin’… took me til the third time reading it to realize it was a D not an O.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
the first time i read the sneeze + pee one, i thought it said, “I sneezed and died a little…”
i think i like it better like that.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I also like, “I’m tired and irritable.” Who the crap ISN’T tired and irritable on Monday morning?
October 24th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
shaved head = millenium comb-over
October 24th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Legitimate reason to go to the hospital: Broken elbow.
Next time, Nana, we aren’t letting you wait a week because “It’s not so bad, just help me get in my chair”. Not falling for that. Pun not intended.
Also, no, Dad, that isn’t food coloring, you’re missing part of your thumb. Hospital Time.
Mom, your knee looks like there is a golf ball directly underneath the skin. Goddamnit you’re not allowing within twenty feet of a bag of garbage why do you keep falling? *sigh* Just get in the damn car.
The last time I went to the hospital was due to massive uncontrollable nosebleeds. Turns out I have something that may mean I have a brain tumor, but I declined the scans. HAHA! It’s been eight years, and I’m not dead yet!
October 26th, 2009 at 1:22 am
@Saif
if you’re 30 no worries about being labelled a hipster. being a hipster has an expiration date, like models. you can’t be one after 27 without being pathetic.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:06 am
I just read through the entire archive of fart part. This is an awesome webcomic.
October 26th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@Saif… you should probably see a doctor about that.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
this isn’t twitter
October 27th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Your mom isn’t twitter.
October 29th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
And if she was twitter, the site would be even more lame.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Last time I went to ER there was a group of 3 young ‘artists’ in there with no problems, just wanted to get free masks and sit around in the waiting room. After they heard me describe for the nurse my reason for being there, they got all self-conscious and left one by one.