if this ass could talk…
Thursday, September 17th, 2009more party details on the older post here
panels/books for sale here
Donation button on upper right corner because I always fuck up the link
(ps all previous and future donations receive a free mini comic in the mail, which I’m working on right now)
random hilarious find while cleaning my studio here
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September 17th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Dang my not being in New York. I hope we can hear the rest of the “The Mysteriously Painful Ass” here, afterwards maybe?
September 17th, 2009 at 9:40 am
yeah, in 2010 but you gotta buy the book
September 17th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
(gasp) Prolapsed anus?? Did you shit out your colon???
Can you jump rope with it??
September 17th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
i feel this way after i eat really really spicy foods and then…um…yeah….
September 17th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
love “ooof” — very Beano!
September 17th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Too bad you aren’t in Australia, would be awesome to go along to your party/fundraiser/reading/snack time, hell I would even bring a carton.
September 17th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
You probably don’t want to know/care, but I totally know what you mean about being spanked by Satan! It HURTS. I guess I’ll have to read the book next year, since I’m aaaaaaalllllll the way out in Portland
September 17th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I’ma gonna try and come.. surprise surprise I’m actually gonna be in NYC for one of your events…
I’ll be the old fat dude shlepping a suitcase around…
September 17th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Hemmoroids, or maybe cancer. I’m a Doctor, so I know this stuff
September 17th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
none of the above. i had shingles, which is an old people’s disease taht anyone who’s had chicken pox carries. It’s chicken pox for adults, but I just had the misfortune if getting it on my ass. So, sir, you are not a doctor and you dont know shit
September 18th, 2009 at 12:20 am
You’re SURE it isn’t asscancer?
He is a doctor you know.
September 18th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Had a dream this afternoon that I lived in NY; woke up in boring old Eugene. Guess I’ll have to buy the book. *Sigh*
September 18th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Haha funny boobs
September 18th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
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September 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Did you consume an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?
September 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Wow.. I’ve heard shit on a shingle.. but never in the plural.
Hey.. that’s a book title or name of a country song “Shit on my shingles”
September 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Your toilet can taste the rainbow if you eat a lot of food coloring and poop out “Shittles” ™
September 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Believe it or not, my last 2 comments were sympathy.
September 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
If I contribute $20, can you email me the story?
September 18th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
your ass is crying rear tears
September 18th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Hey Wertz, I was just wondering on a scale from 1 to “Fuck yeah drink that shampoo Julia” how much fun are you when you’re drunk?
September 19th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Shingles, lupus, step-dad, wow!!! what a life! Moms are normal part of life though (not that I defend their actions!).
September 19th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
I have had a pylonidal cyst in my ass (which came back once) and a thrombosed hemorrhoid (like a normal one, only shittier where the blood vessel starts to swell) so I can understand, I think, some of what you are feeling.
Damn my ass.
Wait…
September 20th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
i had shingles on my face a few years ago (i was 22 at the time). so does that mean satan slapped me in the face?
September 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
…so the Delfonics picture, was it actually signed ‘To Julia’ when you found it, or is that something that you or one of your clever friends added? You should submit it to Found Magazine! In fact, with your level of celebrity, the story could be included in a future edition of Requiem for a Paper Bag.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am
joe- it’s real, it has even more autographs from the whole band on the back. They were flying Southwest and my dad’s wife got them to sign it for me and it cracks my shit up every time I look at it. However I think you might be highly misinformed about my “level of celebrity” but hey, if beggars could ride then horses would fly. I dont think that’s right.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I’m fond of the girl who shits down strangers’ necks. thanks for the flashback *emoticon*