sample page/public reading
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009Official post here
Facebook shit here
that sample page is from a book I’m working on that won’t be out until 2012 but since the world is supposed to eat itself that year, it might never come out so I’m gonna be reading parts of it here and there until we all die because a bunch of morons believe in ancient calenders.
ps please don’t comment about 2012, it’s not a topic I want to entertain
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September 9th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Oh. Brilliant. Oh how I laffed.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Is it okay to make snarky remarks about the upcoming film?
‘CUZ, UH, I GOT SOME.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Love it. I totally would have brought my mysteries to you as a child.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
actually, the mayan calendar is a reputable…
HAHAHAHAHA i’m just kiddin’
September 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Ha! I love the preemptive strike on 2012 comments.
September 9th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
“job 5″ - job comics, I can’t wait! I wish you never have to work as anything but editor/fartist ever again, but I love your takes on working shitty jobs. I guess I relate too much. . . .
September 9th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
What WAS in those ominous steel suitcases?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
The house I grew up in had an old fashioned wetbar that was never used, so my brother and I turned it into all sorts of shops. The most successful was a cafe where we just hijacked all the sandwich fixings and drinks from the kitchen and made everyone pay us to make them a snack….
September 9th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Who stole the cookies?
I think it was THE NAZI’S!
Or spiders.
September 10th, 2009 at 2:06 am
So what was in the suitcases?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Detective. Nice. When I was little, I wanted to be Iron Man, and have a robot-body. I heard plenty of “I just shot you!”s and “Fall down you’re dead!’s when I was around kids my age. Oh, they hated my robot body. I should have crushed them.
But what I have to ask about, now, is if this was in response to a specific detective type, or just a detective like something you saw on TV? Did you interact with other members of your family for this sort of thing, or was it all sock monkeys and don’t you dare judge me? Did you have a Moriarty?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Oh, Encyclopedia Brown… how many Jr. Detectives followed in your footsteps? Solving many missing cookie cases and deflecting gangs of mostly harmless bullies whose biggest crime is having a clubhouse and wearing goofy hats. Next case: why are sock monkeys so creepy?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:23 am
THAT’S FABULOUS!!! “Who indeed?” How do you do it again and again? You’re fuuuunnneeee!
September 10th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
“please don’t comment about 2012, it’s not a topic I want to entertain”
But….you brought it up.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
At least you had a case files system. Organization and all that shit, amirite?
September 11th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
just came back from your reading. you were the best. also got introduced to another great comic artist. thanks and keep it up. hope you got some pins for next time.
September 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
HaHa!… sometimes your comics are almost too freaking charming & funny!
September 17th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Oh goodness. I’m working on a mini-comic called, “who stole the cookie jar from the cookie”
Can i send you one?
September 17th, 2009 at 11:57 am
yeah, sure! my po box is listed in the contact section, I’d love to see it
March 4th, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Lmao at last panel.
I just realized most commenters don’t use laughing acronyms; rather “hahahaha”.
Also, they say it’s supposed to end December 2012, so, you know, you still have the other 11 months.