The only squirrels I have ever like were the ones my former roommate was rehabilitating. They were only a few weeks old, and now I wish we had found a way to teach them NOT to be asshole squirrels before they were released back to the wild.
I just got through the archives after somebody linked to here somewhere, and I gotta say, your comic’s great, despite what any blissfully ignorant Pencil Factory customers might think.
Plus, now that I’ve read it all, I get to say: I am glad I just spent a week of my life reading something called Fart Party. So, thanks for making the enormous list of comics I read slightly weirder.
‘fraid not, pals. It was just something I overheard at a coffee shop and this is what instantly sprang to mind. And no, I didn’t hit one, I don’t drive. For reasons like that, and killing myself and what not.
it’s called “walking” and “riding a bike” and not paying thousands of dollars on a car, car repairs and insurance. Do you not know how much such things cost in real life? do you drive a Tonka Truck?
Yeah, if I didn’t live in bumblefucknowhere, I wouldn’t have a car either. I have never squished a squirrel, but I have made many mini road pizzas out of frogs. No shit, the fools sit in the middle of the road when it rains. Trying to break for one sounds like this: Rrrrrrrrrrgrindgrindgrind slapsplat…Ballocks!
i need a car in nowhere, ohio, and i’ve driven over a number of wild creatures. squirrels love to play chicken, i’ve come to find out.
i even had a large animal (a deer) run into me (it managed to totally mess up my alignment and create a huge dent in the side of my car).
i ain’t knockin Tonka Trucks. If I wasn’t just a wee bit too big to ride one, I totally would. I bet I’d fit in those weird new fancy motorized kid’s trucks though…hm….
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August 19th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Gary Larson would be proud!
Almost hit one the other day, crazy critters. They need to make up their minds ASAP.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:20 am
That is extremely correct.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Nice. I had to scroll down to read the caption too so that was extra bada-bing funny.
August 19th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
It’s true, too. It’s funny any true.
August 19th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Ha!
August 19th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
The only squirrels I have ever like were the ones my former roommate was rehabilitating. They were only a few weeks old, and now I wish we had found a way to teach them NOT to be asshole squirrels before they were released back to the wild.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
you hit one didn’t you?
August 19th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Pffft. Nice.
I just got through the archives after somebody linked to here somewhere, and I gotta say, your comic’s great, despite what any blissfully ignorant Pencil Factory customers might think.
Plus, now that I’ve read it all, I get to say: I am glad I just spent a week of my life reading something called Fart Party. So, thanks for making the enormous list of comics I read slightly weirder.
August 19th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Duh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah STUPID SQUIRREL!
/with apologies to Cold
August 20th, 2009 at 12:58 am
yeah but, they aren’t even crossing the street….they just…aw forget it. stupid squirrels.
August 20th, 2009 at 7:58 am
This is probably the cutest comic I’ve seen of yours. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
August 20th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Valid Question:
Were you drunk when you got the idea for this?
August 20th, 2009 at 8:10 am
I loved this cartoon. It reminded me of a little ditty…
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Oak_Cliff_Bra/12427075
August 20th, 2009 at 9:24 am
ha! pooka, if you’re a regular reader of the comic, then i think your “valid question” answers itself….
August 20th, 2009 at 9:29 am
‘fraid not, pals. It was just something I overheard at a coffee shop and this is what instantly sprang to mind. And no, I didn’t hit one, I don’t drive. For reasons like that, and killing myself and what not.
August 20th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
You don’t drive? You must spend a fortune on trains, buses, cabs, and rickshas and the like…
August 20th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
it’s called “walking” and “riding a bike” and not paying thousands of dollars on a car, car repairs and insurance. Do you not know how much such things cost in real life? do you drive a Tonka Truck?
August 20th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
HAHAHAHHAH (at your above comment)
August 20th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Yeah, if I didn’t live in bumblefucknowhere, I wouldn’t have a car either. I have never squished a squirrel, but I have made many mini road pizzas out of frogs. No shit, the fools sit in the middle of the road when it rains. Trying to break for one sounds like this: Rrrrrrrrrrgrindgrindgrind slapsplat…Ballocks!
August 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Non-drivers unite! I’m in SF now, but I even walked everywhere when I lived in Vermont. Because I’m a masochist like that.
August 20th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
ur i saw you book is on topatoCo .. sweet! you should start selling tshirts again too.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:27 am
i need a car in nowhere, ohio, and i’ve driven over a number of wild creatures. squirrels love to play chicken, i’ve come to find out.
i even had a large animal (a deer) run into me (it managed to totally mess up my alignment and create a huge dent in the side of my car).
August 21st, 2009 at 7:13 am
I long for the day I can finally get rid of my car (March 2010, I’ll finally be in a city - yay!)
August 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
It took about 3 weeks, but I finally made it from beginning to end! Yay!
August 22nd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I second the vote to start selling fartparty t-shirts again too…I’d definitely buy one
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Now slow yer roll there pardner, or us Tonka Truck heros might take offense!
Me, if it ain’t Tonka, then feets it is.
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm
i ain’t knockin Tonka Trucks. If I wasn’t just a wee bit too big to ride one, I totally would. I bet I’d fit in those weird new fancy motorized kid’s trucks though…hm….
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
and, as they say in georgian
victory to you!
my friend,
Victory
to
you.
(that, and I walk to work also, too)
August 31st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
it’s almost a droodle!
…and funny!
(http://www.droodles.com/)
November 18th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
TOO TRUE!
February 11th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
yes