today everything is shit
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009I know I usually precede “everything is shit” comics with “everything’s alright” but it’s just so much more fun to complain. Which is funny because I hate complainers in real life. But anyways, I’ll be reading a short story along with a few other readers at Bar Matchless, event details here. It starts at 8 and there’s a suggested donation of $5 to benefit 826NYC, which is good for the kids and literacy and what not
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July 8th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Why did it cost $100? Love the ‘well that’s unusual’ line from the doctor - very reassuring!
July 8th, 2009 at 8:48 am
I like how everything rolls together, with all the crap culminating in bum-pity. It’s more interesting than the usual, disjoint “Everything is Shit” comics.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Blood all over your arm usually = junkie, so I’m sure you were scoring some serious cred out there on the mean streets.
July 8th, 2009 at 9:09 am
yeah, by “help” he probably meant “heroin.” dammit, I should have said yes! ain’t nuthin’ more fun than buying street drugs from a bum
July 8th, 2009 at 10:06 am
wait ’til the food poisoning from the sandwich kicks in!
July 8th, 2009 at 11:59 am
I came across your site after following a link from the Pop Candy blog, and I thought it would be appropriate to leave a comment telling you I enjoy your work.
So, there.
July 8th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
hey hey i found you in the background of a Vice Do’s & Don’ts!
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1477
July 8th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
nvm that DOs and DONTs i realised afterwords its old news.
July 8th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
eww on the humidity, but at least it’s cool and not a freaking oven!
Can’t help but wonder if the winter will be warm and uneventful this year.
July 8th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Too funny after your Mom tried to give you shoes.
July 8th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Hahaha! Surly shoes get me every time.
July 8th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Panel 9 rules !
July 8th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
heh, and looking so poor the bum would’ve surely allowed you to trade services for smack.
July 8th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
awesome
July 8th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Completely unrelated, but I just got back from my first trip to NYC and spent an afternoon in Rosemary’s Greenpoint Tavern. 32 oz. “containers” and WWII stories from Peggy the Polish bartender. Nice!
July 8th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
For what it’s worth: when I was uninsured in NYC, I used to go to the Callen-Lorde Community Health Center (http://www.callen-lorde.org/). It’s technically for the gay and lesbian community, but they don’t discriminate. They have a sliding scale payment policy based on income, and I think the lowest cost for a doctor’s visit was around $70 or so. Great doctors, too.
July 8th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Jesus…gotta love days like this, where just when you think you can’t get shit on anymore, a big steaming turd of “fuck you” comes flying your way, as though Jesus–or Allah, or Buddah, or whoever the fuck–just wants to add that extra little pinch of eat a dick to your day. And you can literally hear God laughing in the background.
July 8th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Move to MA, at least here we have universal health care, and you can marry a woman legally
July 8th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Why did the bum get his word order wrong? Drugs?
July 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
ok- why not do a psa about pork sniffles?
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=208015585022&h=D7H7-&u=YPKI3&ref=nf
July 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
With your brother, in your pajamas!
July 10th, 2009 at 12:48 am
I just finished reading every last entry of the Fart Party on this website in the last three days. Just letting you know there’s someone out there who has more time on their hands than you.
I even have time to capitalize while typing a comment on the internet. Who does that anymore?
New reader approves of his latest reading.
Now, I need to scrounge up some money out of my dead-end job and buy the crap I haven’t read.
Suddenly I’m an addict.
ALL HAIL THE POO GAS SOCIAL GATHERING!
Too many capital letters…
…Man, I need some sleep.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
“The Cheese,” eh? Any relation to one Billy Batson?
-1 for me, for making a nerdy comic book joke.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Unfortunate that I’m neither big or red. Oh well.
July 11th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
i wish my shoe was practical. It has so much talent and potential.
July 12th, 2009 at 8:06 am
all i can think is that you have one more panel where the clinic tells you you’re pregnant. then things turn around, and you can get medicaid.
July 12th, 2009 at 10:01 am
bleh, I’d rather be uninsured and dying
July 26th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Ahhhh I love this. I haven’t checked here in a while and now I’m feeling depressed and am glad I did. Seeing other people feel miserable is soo good.