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inappropriate texting

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

for the record, I’m not a soulless bastard, I properly grieved when my grandma died but then I laaaaaughed because c’mon, “g.ma”? that’s hysterical and I’m sure my g.ma would have thought so too.

35 Responses to “inappropriate texting”

  1. jfruh Says:

    One of my friends found out that his brother had knocked up his girlfriend with the following text exchange:

    Friend’s brother: hey did you hear about [brother's gf]
    Friend: No. What’s up?
    Friend’s borther: shes pregent LOL

    I still say this is the greatest text message ever, but “g.ma is dead” is pretty close.

  2. captain_robot Says:

    I can understand how it would be difficult to convey, but it isn’t super clear which texts are from your brother and which ones are from you.

  3. Julia Says:

    that’s kinda the point. the comic doesn’t really make any sense and it doesn’t matter who is who because we crack the same kind of jokes. i could have slanted the text, but it just struck me as funnier this way

  4. Kristen Says:

    My family also texts “gma” and “gpa”. only now that is what we really call them!

  5. Mom Says:

    I think I said “G’ma died.”
    Not as harsh.
    Stop talking about diarrhea.
    I bet you had to look it up to spell it.

  6. Julia Says:

    oh snap! c’mon ma, I’ve spelled it enough times to know how by now, geez, have some faith in a kid! you’re right though, you did say “gma died” but I still can’t believe you texted it in the first place. what is this, 2009?

  7. Jared Says:

    I agree with what Capt. Robot said about differentiating your text and that of your brother. And, yes, I did read your response as to WHY you did it that way. But, still, it would have been nice to know which text was which. I’ve seen cartoonists use different text clouds for each person’s dialogue (one with a rounded arrow and one pointed). It’s less confusing and therefore more enjoyable for the reader. That’s my unsolicited .02. Always enjoy your humor though.

  8. Malach the Mericless Says:

    You been hit by a smooth criminal

  9. Julia Says:

    yeah I understand that, but you see, I don’t really care what the reader thinks is funny, I care about what I think is funny, so this is what you get. The day I start changing things for people on the internet is the day I shit kittens

  10. Nick Sedillos Says:

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  12. johnb Says:

    not kittens … more ass bunnies please

  13. aylapuella Says:

    Oh, wow. What a eulogy. My grandma is in my phone as “G-Unit” and I’ve always been pleased by that.

  14. michael Says:

    I think you and your mom having this discussion on your message board is about the most adorable thing ever.

  15. trashman Says:

    Who says what in this strip?

    It’s confusing and as funny as watching a subtitled movie with the sound on “mute”. It’s ok though, i got my laughs anyway from your mom’s comment.

  16. Phrozt Says:

    Eff MJ [insert various MJ is dead pedophile jokes]. I was more upset that Billy Mays died :(.

  17. transjuicer Says:

    heheheheh ass-bunny’s

  18. Amelia Says:

    So does your mom call you out for using ‘fuck’ in your comics? Because my mom did that the other day and it only makes me want to use it more.

  19. Mom Says:

    You kids don’t listen to cell phone calls anymore - so I have to txt evythg.

  20. CaptFamous Says:

    Momnet is online, and has dispatched an army of killer robots to go to your apartment and tell you how filthy it is.

  21. Mom Says:

    Jule, stop being so stubborn and change the angle of the text boxes!

  22. Andrerw Harrison Says:

    Not caring one way or another, when my boss told me Michael Jackson had died I sputtered “Oh no, no more Michael Jackson Jokes,” untill self awareness loomed predictably, and I added “except one.”

  23. Jacob Says:

    Damn… this entire thread is fucking hilarious….

  24. Julia Says:

    ma, why are you all over the comments? I told you to stop looking at these! and don’t YOU start telling me what to do with my comics, I’m a grown up now! well, kinda, but still, ya can’t boss me ’round no mo.

  25. Nick Says:

    I love that your mom leaves comments here. That made my day. Good day, Julia’s mom!

  26. Matt Bernier Says:

    So basically your mom is gunning to become your Andy Richter in the comments section now.

  27. Dave Says:

    Best comic ever Julia!

    I would turn text messaging on to my phone if I was ensured of getting a “Like Explosive Diarrhea in your face” text from my brother.

    Perhaps more Mom in the comics would make less Mom in the comments? Though Matt’s comment on an Andy/Conan dynamic would be awesome!

  28. J.M. Shiveley Says:

    I agree about not catering to the whims of internet but linear clarity and content catering are two different things. Maybe the brother dialogue balloon could have been jagged like sort of electronic fuzzed looking? Not trying to get you to change an already made comic here just like discussing making them.

  29. M.Emery Says:

    i reckon just do your comics the way you want and everyone else can suck it

  30. Brian Says:

    Well, Julia sent the first text, as evidenced by the first panel’s exposition. After that I just assumed it went back and forth. Julia / Brother / Julia / Brother. Seemed easy to understand.

  31. Phrozt Says:

    Hello, M.Emery and welcome to the point.

  32. elana Says:

    your mom is funny.

  33. elana Says:

    and brian is right. it’s not that confusing to figure out the dialogue

  34. Restless Says:

    Lost track of who was saying what, but I got that it doesn’t matter because you and your brother are cut from the same cloth (sorry Mrs. W)

    I sort of envy your family, I get to be just the weird one, and too old to be excused by youth.

  35. Julia Says:

    don’t be sorry, that was the point!

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