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fart party comic for 2009-03-31

everything I know I learned from nintendo

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

36 Responses to “everything I know I learned from nintendo”

  1. Brian Cattapan Says:

    aw, clever and cute!

  2. CaptFamous Says:

    This reminds me of a PBF comic.

  3. Adam R. Says:

    I’ve noticed it’s really hard to draw a fork without making it look like a pitchfork. I’m comforted to see the same happens to people who actually have some artistic talent. Fun comic, thanks again Julia!

  4. JDHP Says:

    is playing tetris right now.

  5. Tristan Says:

    Lol Tetris skills in bed

  6. Tristan Says:

    Oh and your sweater looks like a faceless ghost hahah

  7. Jared Says:

    Perhaps she eats with mini pitchforks.

  8. Neumie Says:

    Amen!

  9. That Pooka Says:

    My dad and I are constantly pointing out the “Tetris” way each other organizes things. Creatively, we sometimes hum a Tetris Song while the other is fast-paced placing pertinent pieces parallel.

    So you intentionally hang your feet outside the blanket, or it just happens that way? I’m a bettin’ pooka, and I bet you prefer to let your tootsies escape from the beginning. Perfectly natural.

    My bet will be a Gentleman’s Wager.

  10. Danh Says:

    You ever knock the laptop off the bed or are you one of those people that doesn’t move while you are sleeping?

  11. Amelia Says:

    I learned everything from hotdogs and Star Wars.

  12. MonkeyWrench32 Says:

    If I have anything on my bed when I go to sleep, it will be on the floor when I get up. I envy you.

  13. Julia Says:

    A&A:

    –I learned everything from hotdogs and Star Wars.

    I understand the Star Wars part but what could you have possibly learned from a hotdog besides immature jokes about its phallic nature? I really hope I didn’t answer that question unintentionally with my question.

    –You ever knock the laptop off the bed or are you one of those people that doesn’t move while you are sleeping?

    no because my bed is in a closet sized weird tiny room thingy that’s exactly the size for a queen futon and two nightstands, ensuring that nothing, myself included, can fall off. (because that has totally happened before: http://www.fartparty.org/2008/03/13/replacement-lovers/)

    –So you intentionally hang your feet outside the blanket, or it just happens that way?

    nnnggg who the fuck even cares!

  14. Adam Says:

    Which way would you rather have it?? Inanimate objects or http://www.fartparty.org/2006/06/07/i-heart-cheese/

  15. jumbo Messiah Says:

    But, if you organized everything into a neat line, it would disappear!

  16. Skibz Says:

    Argh…it’s an entertaining comic, but it makes me cringe. I can’t stand to have any sort of clutter on my bed, particularly if it were to surround me and especially if I were to try to sleep with it: it’d make me feel intensely claustrophobic.

    I keep my bed spotless…cuz, you know, I gotta keep the space clear for the person who’ll never share my bed with me because I’m a neurotic clean freak….

  17. Chris G Says:

    This makes me feel better about all the stupid shit on my bed.

  18. Fancy Pants Says:

    There’s no room for a man in her life. Literally. Not even on the floor next to it. But I guess there’s room for him to sleep at the foot of the bed like a dog. I can relate to this. I just counted. I have six books, two comic books, a sketch pad and 3 pens on my bed at this very moment. The pens are the most dangerous. If the cap isn’t on tight enough you might end up with ink spots like me. It looks like I let a friendly Orc from Lord of the Rings with a drooling problem sleep in my bed.

  19. jaimes p Says:

    does the “donate” thing at th top of the page mean just money or can we send other crap to you, like sausages and buttons?

  20. Julia Says:

    that just goes to paypal, but I shamelessly ask for gifts of other sorts on the bio page that has an address of where to send em and what not because I love getting real mail
    http://www.fartparty.org/contact/

  21. jaimes p Says:

    oooh!… interesting… those contacts may help me a bit more with trying to get a comic store in Britain to order some Fart Party books in bulk from Atomic. You should consider getting FP promoted in UK/ europe. we’d love this kind of angry self-depricating stuff in Brtain, and fuck-all decent has come from the USA since Bill Hicks.

    and with regards to this comic-
    i learned all i know about New York from the two ghostbusters films and the Beastie boys first album. and despite being intensly neat and tidy, i still pile tons of crap on the spare side of my double bed.

  22. steve Says:

    hey, that looks just like my bed only mine has two cats and a small wife.

  23. Amelia Says:

    Hotdogs are a magically delicious food that if made properly (www.http://www.nationalconeyisland.com/) can transport the devourer to an elevated state of nostalgia and creativity that could only be produced by eating things like hotdogs / candy / lunchables / and sometimes raw cookie dough. Also me and my dad used to get hotdogs when I was a kid and this is where he’d fill my head with most of the life lessons I didn’t get from Star Wars…

    Hope that answers your question!

    ….Also they can sometimes be called ‘weiners’ bahahaha….

    PS. do you know a good hotdog place in SF? So far all the hotdogs here have been hippy flavored crap ):

  24. Amelia Says:

    wow i don’t know how that turned italic!

  25. Julia Says:

    I’m not the right person to ask about good hot dog places. hot dogs to me are like, uh, well, just something I never think about. However Zeitgiest makes a delicious sausage sandwichy thing which is like a fancy hot dog.
    oh wait! I do have an answer for this question: Rosamunde’s Sausage Grill in lower Haight next to Tornado.
    And I’ve heard good things about Bacon Dog Cart, a hot dog stand in the mission, but I can’t attest for it. Sounds like hippie shit to me.

  26. Robert Says:

    Hey I sleep like that too!

  27. Modi Says:

    Alright, I was just reading this and there is no commercial airport on long island. Both of them are in QUEENS! Though JFK is on the border of Nassau and Queens.

  28. Zoe Says:

    Queen size beds, the only way to go.

  29. Julia Says:

    Modi, you’re attempt to prove me wrong is a massive failure.
    http://www.macarthurairport.com/
    haha you lose!

  30. Modi Says:

    Very well! Wow I totally forgot about that place… Once again fart party has added something to my life. And this time its not humor! I admit defeat on this. One more question though, is it cheaper than other airports?

  31. Jeff Says:

    Why is there a fork in your bedpan?

  32. Traitorfish Says:

    This probably says far more about my level of maturity than anything else, but the caption/subtitle/whatever sounds kinda dirty to me.

  33. Chioke Says:

    This is gorgeous. I really like the newer style of comics.

  34. Christian vdB Says:

    Needs more books. No bed is complete without at least thirty books. And a bookcase alongside, just to make the point that the books are _deliberately_ being kept in the bed rather than filed away in the mundane way.

    This has a downside, though. There isn’t space for my laptop in the bed any more.

  35. Futons Says:

    I feel like I live on my bed most of the time. It’s so comfortable I never want to get up, I eat in bed, read in bed, study in bed…. life would be incomplete without my bed!

  36. jamie Says:

    i don’t know how i’ve ever been in relationships as my bed, too, is as this. it’s a womb of awesome.

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