i recognized a Mitch Hedberg reference there. and yes, that was genius, the second mirror vignette is something you had not done before. im a long time reader, and i hadnt felt the need to comment, but ive been really enjoying the recent posts. thanks for sharing
And at last the two previously separate genres of Fart Party comic- sad and funny, as determined by fans who mostly complained about too little of the latter- collide and form a super-comic of such hilarity as has never been witnessed before.
ew. on so many levels. please no one else comment on that. and fucking chill with the exclamation marks, nothing is so funny that it can only adequately be expressed by holding down shift and pounding on the #1 key multiple times
Holy crap– if you use a humorous form of the word poop one more time and I’ll bust my spleen! I swear when I’m drinking a Franziskaner, chowin’ on a grilled cheese, and reading Fart Party, I’m in heaven. And it’s not even noon! How did my life get like this? I blame you. Thanks, Julia.
By, the way, retard with the moose comment– that is most obviously a goat (a common animal for trade in many countries, similar to Beanie Babies), not a moose.
P.S. My sincere apologies if you truly are retarded.
whuh oh, now that the public knows you’ve got an illness, everyone will love you so much more! brace yourself for the love! i’m blind in my left eye and i sometimes think it’s my only redeeming feature.
bleh! that’s why I’ve mostly avoided talking about it. I have many other petty, pointless things to whine about instead of that.
-Julia, I’m sorry. Also, but I don’t know how many levels of creepy that was.
In what realm of existence is admitting an infatuation with a drawing of someone in their underwear and then accusing the person of drawing it to lure in perverts NOT creepy? oh, right, the internet.
I don’t know how you’re trying to raise money this way when the word among the papparazi is that you’re going to star in a low-budget remake of the 1958 sci-fi movie, now to be called “Attack of the Five-Foot Woman.”
Or you could always order some FP t-shirts and sell them, but I guess I’m a few bottles away from that.
It’s probably best to stay on snow’s good side, especially when it has complete control of your city. I resent being at the mercy of nature, so I wish you luck!
Is sex some kind of sacred thing to you that cannot be referenced when commenting about you? I’m just curious about this because it seems that everytime someone mentions something the least bit “pervy” you seem to get instantly annoyed, while you have no problem making weird remarks about so many other things. Or is it just that the topic of sex makes you feel vulnerable or something like that? I’m just wondering…you can certainly feel any way you want, nothing wrong with that.
sex doesn’t have anything to do with it. I get annoyed because it’s just really fucking rude when people make pervy remarks. The fact that people think it’s acceptable just makes me hate the internet. I also hate having to explain the obvious. Is the internet five years old today?
It’s not obvious, Julia. You make a lot of rude comments about a lot of stuff that you think are acceptable (and I think they are very funny). But it’s just this one thing that seems to bother you. I guess this is your issue, just like some people get upset about abortion jokes, etc. The “sex/you-are-pretty/you-are-hot” comments are fairly common to women who post so many photos, articles and blogs about themselves. But it has nothing to do with the Internet. Your thing is online comics and Flickr, but if you were publishing a monthly print comic in which you would occasionally have a drawing of yourself in your underwear, you would get letters-to-the-editor about it…from pervs. You just seem too sensitive considering that you are, whether you want it or not, in the public eye and invite fucked up humor & comments.
I’m sure you’re pissed now, but I’m prepared for it.
I’m not pissed I’m just exasperated. How is it NOT obvious? it’s the cyber equivalent of being whistled at. “oh wait, girls don’t like being whistled at while they’re walking down the street? well I’ll be goddammed, who’d a thunk it?”
True, it IS the cyber equivalent of being whistled at. But most women who get whistled at DO NOT publicly display drawings of shit coming out of their ass! I would think THAT is OBVIOUS. You are lucky that a bunch of shit freaks didn’t send comments about that comic.
I’m too lazy to keep discussing this, fortunately. I just find your reaction so surprising because 1) nothing seems to ever faze you, and 2) you never choose to ignore those types of remarks, but instead you call attention to them.
yeah, it’s the ultimate irony. If it had it’s own spin off slogan, it’d be “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. But what makes you stronger is totally going to kill you. Haha you’re fucked! Love, the World”
Julia lets say 100 people see this strip. About 95-99 will get it, maybe chuckle, maybe not and move on to other strips or to the rest of the Internet. The remaining 1-5 people are either perverts, obnoxious OR BOTH and feel obligated to leave a comment no matter how annoying, stupid, rude or perverted. Its gonna keep happening. It will never stop. So why respond? Don’t. Just don’t. It’s pointless.
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March 2nd, 2009 at 12:38 am
Hmmmmm…dumpster baby or sink clog? Don’t rush me, I’m thinking!
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 am
i’ll go with the pennies. that way I can look rich without actually having to be rich.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:34 am
Poopus… hehehe. I don’t know why that’s as hilarious as it is.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 am
i cant stop giggling
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:46 am
LULZ with a side of pathos or pathos with a side of LULZ? You decide!
Either way, fucking excellent..
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:21 am
This is my life!
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 am
Why the hell do I want wet dicks? I have a dry shirvled up one of my own, how ’bout I take the glasses and you keep them all for yourself?
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:56 am
How many cows equal 3 payments of $99.99?
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:57 am
Or is that a goat? Cows don’t have horns…?
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 am
Wait. Do you really have lupus?
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 am
I say lose the pants, but keep the chopstick bun.
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:09 am
HaHa! Damn witty comics… I love the reality sketches cross over & false Ads!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 am
i recognized a Mitch Hedberg reference there. and yes, that was genius, the second mirror vignette is something you had not done before. im a long time reader, and i hadnt felt the need to comment, but ive been really enjoying the recent posts. thanks for sharing
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:49 am
I’d buy it.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:40 am
Are you enjoying the shit ton of snow in NYC right now??
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:54 am
Fuckin’ brilliant. I love the tighty whiteys…
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:03 am
you’re my role model
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:22 am
Q&A:
-Why the hell do I want wet dicks?
because all the cool kids have ‘em and they come with shitty plastic sunglasses from the 80’s that probably give you cancer.
-This is my life!
No it’s not, it’s MINE! But, you want? $5!! and a pair of new shoes
-Wait. Do you really have lupus?
joking about incurable diseases= funny
joking about HAVING incurable diseases= not funny
answer= yes, but it’s funny if you call it poopus
-Are you enjoying the shit ton of snow in NYC right now??
I’m enjoying it safely from behind the glass partition. I heard that if you tap on the glass though, it makes the snow super angry.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 am
Does the dumpster baby come with a base tan?
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:59 am
This one was pretty swell I guess.
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Do you accept Bazooka Joe comics as payment? Or I can swap you some Sea Monkeys for a pair?
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 am
The way Julia looks in the mirror and sees the Fart Party Julia like an evil twin is great!
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 am
Snatch.
Pluck.
Scoop.
I had no idea there were so many different ways to pick up a pair of Sarcasti-specs
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
And at last the two previously separate genres of Fart Party comic- sad and funny, as determined by fans who mostly complained about too little of the latter- collide and form a super-comic of such hilarity as has never been witnessed before.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
LOL!!!! *smiley face*
this was sooo funy!!! that’s right! funy!!!
Good to see some of the ole’ Wertz humor back in the strips! And, I know I’m not the only one infatuated with the pic of you in your underwear.
Admit it, that was a bait panel, to lure as many pervs in as you can!
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
ew. on so many levels. please no one else comment on that. and fucking chill with the exclamation marks, nothing is so funny that it can only adequately be expressed by holding down shift and pounding on the #1 key multiple times
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 am
As a hoser, I appreciate the depiction of canadian money. Why is there a moose involved?
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Holy crap– if you use a humorous form of the word poop one more time and I’ll bust my spleen! I swear when I’m drinking a Franziskaner, chowin’ on a grilled cheese, and reading Fart Party, I’m in heaven. And it’s not even noon! How did my life get like this? I blame you. Thanks, Julia.
By, the way, retard with the moose comment– that is most obviously a goat (a common animal for trade in many countries, similar to Beanie Babies), not a moose.
P.S. My sincere apologies if you truly are retarded.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
oh. god. yes.
The Evil Twin thing is very much akin to Bob from Twin Peaks. I approve, most certainly.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Bag of wet dicks?? I’m in!
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
what i still wanna know is:
what kind of netbook did you get?
and is the secret project going well?
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm
i was going to make a comment about you actually having a bag of wet dicks but it seems you beat me to it this time….no pun (sighs sadly)
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
whuh oh, now that the public knows you’ve got an illness, everyone will love you so much more! brace yourself for the love! i’m blind in my left eye and i sometimes think it’s my only redeeming feature.
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Julia, I’m sorry.
Also, but I don’t know how many levels of creepy that was. It was only meant to be one.
And yes. I express my inner joy with many exclamation points.
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
-brace yourself for the love!
bleh! that’s why I’ve mostly avoided talking about it. I have many other petty, pointless things to whine about instead of that.
-Julia, I’m sorry. Also, but I don’t know how many levels of creepy that was.
In what realm of existence is admitting an infatuation with a drawing of someone in their underwear and then accusing the person of drawing it to lure in perverts NOT creepy? oh, right, the internet.
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
alright, but that part was meant as a joke, not an actual accusation.
Again, I apologize and will drop this whenever you want.
so, I guess, 2 levels?
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
how do I order?
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I don’t know how you’re trying to raise money this way when the word among the papparazi is that you’re going to star in a low-budget remake of the 1958 sci-fi movie, now to be called “Attack of the Five-Foot Woman.”
Or you could always order some FP t-shirts and sell them, but I guess I’m a few bottles away from that.
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Do they come with booze?
If so, I’m in!
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Man, I dunno about you, but all I have to do is SEE the word “underwear” on the Innernet and I’m spurtin’ all over the place.
(!!!!)
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
I’m with you, Sully.
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
It’s not your fault. The internet did it.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:07 am
Dr. Spaceman…..are you a bike mechanic?
(Also, I dig this comic today, but thats usually a given)
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 am
It’s probably best to stay on snow’s good side, especially when it has complete control of your city. I resent being at the mercy of nature, so I wish you luck!
March 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
When you feel shitty, do you say things like, “Oh, don’t worry about it. It’s just my poopus acting up”?
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
the part that sold me: three really fucking complicated payments. if it’s too easy then everyone will do it.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm
It’s never lupus.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Poopus, on the other hand, is rather common.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Is sex some kind of sacred thing to you that cannot be referenced when commenting about you? I’m just curious about this because it seems that everytime someone mentions something the least bit “pervy” you seem to get instantly annoyed, while you have no problem making weird remarks about so many other things. Or is it just that the topic of sex makes you feel vulnerable or something like that? I’m just wondering…you can certainly feel any way you want, nothing wrong with that.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
sex doesn’t have anything to do with it. I get annoyed because it’s just really fucking rude when people make pervy remarks. The fact that people think it’s acceptable just makes me hate the internet. I also hate having to explain the obvious. Is the internet five years old today?
March 4th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
It’s not obvious, Julia. You make a lot of rude comments about a lot of stuff that you think are acceptable (and I think they are very funny). But it’s just this one thing that seems to bother you. I guess this is your issue, just like some people get upset about abortion jokes, etc. The “sex/you-are-pretty/you-are-hot” comments are fairly common to women who post so many photos, articles and blogs about themselves. But it has nothing to do with the Internet. Your thing is online comics and Flickr, but if you were publishing a monthly print comic in which you would occasionally have a drawing of yourself in your underwear, you would get letters-to-the-editor about it…from pervs. You just seem too sensitive considering that you are, whether you want it or not, in the public eye and invite fucked up humor & comments.
I’m sure you’re pissed now, but I’m prepared for it.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:54 am
maybe you should just disable comments. that way you won’t get so annoyed by your readers.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I’m not pissed I’m just exasperated. How is it NOT obvious? it’s the cyber equivalent of being whistled at. “oh wait, girls don’t like being whistled at while they’re walking down the street? well I’ll be goddammed, who’d a thunk it?”
March 5th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
True, it IS the cyber equivalent of being whistled at. But most women who get whistled at DO NOT publicly display drawings of shit coming out of their ass! I would think THAT is OBVIOUS. You are lucky that a bunch of shit freaks didn’t send comments about that comic.
I’m too lazy to keep discussing this, fortunately. I just find your reaction so surprising because 1) nothing seems to ever faze you, and 2) you never choose to ignore those types of remarks, but instead you call attention to them.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Dude, there is definitely something absurd about a disease that goes full-throttle only when your body is doing its best. It’s a cruel joke.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
yeah, it’s the ultimate irony. If it had it’s own spin off slogan, it’d be “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. But what makes you stronger is totally going to kill you. Haha you’re fucked! Love, the World”
March 6th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Julia lets say 100 people see this strip. About 95-99 will get it, maybe chuckle, maybe not and move on to other strips or to the rest of the Internet. The remaining 1-5 people are either perverts, obnoxious OR BOTH and feel obligated to leave a comment no matter how annoying, stupid, rude or perverted. Its gonna keep happening. It will never stop. So why respond? Don’t. Just don’t. It’s pointless.
Great comics. I’m drunk.
March 8th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I got permission to trade a few goats, so when will I get my glasses?
Just kidding, fun comic, thanks for sharing.
March 14th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
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