on the radio
last friday I recorded a lil’ thing on WNYC about I Saw You…and it’s weird because in my head, I sound like an old man who’s been smoking his breakfast for the last 50 years, but then when I listened to it, I was like “what the…I sound like a lady, like a real, grown up lady!” And then I got all weirded out because I still always feel like a little kid, so I was like “what am I? an old man or a little kid? I don’t wanna be a lady!” and then I was all “oh good, I’m only on the radio for about two minutes.” And then I got over the whole thing and I ordered Chinese takeout but for some reason I did it in a Scottish accent. It just came out that way.