This tapped into something I’ve been feeling for a while. Sometimes you can’t always give everyone what they want (peeing in the sink or more ass bunnies). The last panle made me smile but in a bitter sweet kind of way.
No, obviously I’m quite dead, floating in a green bath tub somewhere while Patsy Cline plays on the radio. jesus christ people, don’t make me explain my own jokes or maybe they’ll come true
And after all your efforts and self-imposed epic fail(hells, lady I don’t think so), you could still survive that because you crossed the street and and didn’t go up the road (little euphamistic tutorial on cutting your wrists for purposes of suicide).
I know you’re not gonna do it, but wouldn’t you feel like an ass when you woke up in the morning. Besides, no matter how you look at it, there are no cookies or beer where that behavior would take you.
This strip reminds me - wristcutters: a love story is an awesome movie.
Also, the down-or-across discussion is moot because wristcutting is for people who want attention or want to suffer or both, not for people who honestly want to cease being alive. Burning charcoal in a sealed room is the way to go.
“Dear Diary,
It happened again. I was eating this time, eating chocolate I think. I felt something tug on my ear and before I knew it I was in front of all these people. Laughing and pointing at me. Why does this keep happening? How does she keep pulling me OUT OF HER ASS?!
Just like last time, I blacked out and woke up in my burrow, covered in vomit, blood, and tears.
I’d like to thank you and your wonderful, addicting comic for allowing me to put off working on my thesis for several hours while reading every single comic on the site. Seriously, though, this comic is awesome, and presumably you are as well.
HOLY FUCK!!!! This is an excellent comic! Julia, you are really, really good at what you do. I know you hate praise and all that, but fuck it! I love how you can criticize/examine something in such a wacked-out way. Having yourself “on stage” is very smart…and then that last panel–!! Good, smart stuff!
Retire fart-party and start “Suicide Drama Queen”. You can kill yourself every week until you get the balls required to do it in real life. You are aware there’s lots of nice tall buildings and bridges for you to go splat from don’t you? It’s cheap - easy - and good for the economy.
Oh julia julia …. oh julia …..
So sad.. No wait, its funny … or sad … no funny … hm, a bit sad though, even when funny, but still sad, apart from the ass bunny, that was funny, and a bit sad, wait i got it: IT’S SUNNY (and a bit sad).
Love your comics (even if they are sad) (or funny) (or sad and funnyz)
Hi dude! I just wanna tell you that you have fans even here in shithole called Slovakia:) I am always looking forward to check your new work.
Take care and come over someday…we have perfect home-made spirits like sliwowitz and so … we will host you like in heaven! Hehe.
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February 9th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Ouch. In multiple ways.
February 9th, 2009 at 9:56 am
February 9th, 2009 at 10:01 am
wow, that was fucked up but i do like the slow spread of blood in the tub. nice work.
February 9th, 2009 at 10:24 am
If you weren’t averse to the phone I’d call you up immediately to gush at you about this one. Maybe I’ll email it.
February 9th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Remember, up, not across. And thank you for the last panel. Even those of us who appreciate the serious stuff still like the occasional ass bunny.
As your internet doctor, I prescribe chocolate.
February 9th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I love reading your comics.
February 9th, 2009 at 10:46 am
hahahaa
February 9th, 2009 at 10:50 am
why are you wearing a bra/swimsuit top in the bathtub?
February 9th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Alicia, because otherwise us guys would be all “boobies!”
February 9th, 2009 at 11:02 am
What is that ass bunny holding?
February 9th, 2009 at 11:17 am
This tapped into something I’ve been feeling for a while. Sometimes you can’t always give everyone what they want (peeing in the sink or more ass bunnies). The last panle made me smile but in a bitter sweet kind of way.
February 9th, 2009 at 11:41 am
awesome. crazy chicks are cool…i like you Julia, you make me laugh.
February 9th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I like your work but I’m sorry you’re depressed. Watch some funny movies and tickle puppies.
February 9th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Goddamn. We suck.
February 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Are you O.K.?
February 9th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
No, obviously I’m quite dead, floating in a green bath tub somewhere while Patsy Cline plays on the radio. jesus christ people, don’t make me explain my own jokes or maybe they’ll come true
February 9th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
And after all your efforts and self-imposed epic fail(hells, lady I don’t think so), you could still survive that because you crossed the street and and didn’t go up the road (little euphamistic tutorial on cutting your wrists for purposes of suicide).
I know you’re not gonna do it, but wouldn’t you feel like an ass when you woke up in the morning. Besides, no matter how you look at it, there are no cookies or beer where that behavior would take you.
Cheer up, dorkasaurus. It ain’t that bad.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
“More ass bunnies.” Hahaha!
February 9th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Hilarious and Horrifying. Way to go Wertz! I need to add more gore to my comics.

Keep up the thought and laughter provoking comics, Julia!
-Cattapan
February 9th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
This was great. I would love more serious stuff, you always hit that perfect note between sad and funny.
February 9th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
“why are you wearing a bra/swimsuit top in the bathtub?”
Would you want to be naked and flopping out for whoever found YOUR body? Get real, man. Hell, I’d probably be dressed in my nicest suit.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I squinted at my screen real hard but I couldn’t read the titles on the books in your dressing room. what are they?
February 9th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I think you should finish that song, make it longer and try to sell it to a punk band to play hahahaha
February 9th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
This strip reminds me - wristcutters: a love story is an awesome movie.
Also, the down-or-across discussion is moot because wristcutting is for people who want attention or want to suffer or both, not for people who honestly want to cease being alive. Burning charcoal in a sealed room is the way to go.
February 9th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
the book titles are:
7 habits of total fools
you’re going to die alone
you ate WHAT for breakfast?!
February 9th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Man, don’t take no sass from readers who don’t even pay you. Draw what you want and keep up the good work.
February 9th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
suicide? suicide is the punchline?
and does suicide bathtub water really turn pink before red?
February 9th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
i thought maybe instead of patsy cline it would be elliott smith’s “needle in the hay” on the radio
February 9th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
The bunny looks shocked, scared, and embarrassed.
“Dear Diary,
It happened again. I was eating this time, eating chocolate I think. I felt something tug on my ear and before I knew it I was in front of all these people. Laughing and pointing at me. Why does this keep happening? How does she keep pulling me OUT OF HER ASS?!
Just like last time, I blacked out and woke up in my burrow, covered in vomit, blood, and tears.
Sincerely,
Bunny”
February 9th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
This comic made me sad. I’ve had so many similar experiences…
February 9th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Boo, hiss, more peeing in the sink!
February 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Well, queef parties are better than fart parties anyway…
Great comic
February 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
wow . . . can I buy that one?
February 9th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
You constantly out do yourself. Great job my kind of laugh.
February 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Peeing in the sink is no laughing matter, it is a serious hygene issue.
February 10th, 2009 at 9:57 am
i’d have to be an acrobat to be able to climb onto my tiny sink to pee in it. damn you brooklyn sink sizes.
February 10th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Well I love the fact that Fart Party can make you both laugh and cry. That is a sign of good creative art.
February 10th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I’d like to thank you and your wonderful, addicting comic for allowing me to put off working on my thesis for several hours while reading every single comic on the site. Seriously, though, this comic is awesome, and presumably you are as well.
February 10th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
You can always rebrand, dude. Your sad apartment comics are pretty crazy. SAD APARTMENT COMIX isn’t a bad title, actually.
February 10th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
heh heh ass bunnies….
February 10th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I’m sure it feels as though all we want is ass-bunnies, voyeurs that we are.
But there are those of us out there that see ourselves in your comix too.
Though we can’t make ass-bunnies.
February 11th, 2009 at 1:26 am
*lamest comment ever*
I was going to say some stuff but the above covers it. <3 I like pretty much everything you do btw.
February 11th, 2009 at 5:48 am
Needs moar ass bunnies.
February 11th, 2009 at 6:16 am
HOLY FUCK!!!! This is an excellent comic! Julia, you are really, really good at what you do. I know you hate praise and all that, but fuck it! I love how you can criticize/examine something in such a wacked-out way. Having yourself “on stage” is very smart…and then that last panel–!! Good, smart stuff!
February 11th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Hey, btw, do you still have an amazon.com wishlist? I click on the link, but it says nothing is there.
February 11th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Ooops. Found it. Did an amazon search. I suck.
February 12th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
hah hah awesome
February 17th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Retire fart-party and start “Suicide Drama Queen”. You can kill yourself every week until you get the balls required to do it in real life. You are aware there’s lots of nice tall buildings and bridges for you to go splat from don’t you? It’s cheap - easy - and good for the economy.
February 20th, 2009 at 6:45 am
julia this comic is really good..
February 21st, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I have been gone too long. I have missed you. Now get out of the tub, wash off hte blood, and get back to the drawing board!!!
February 28th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I literally laughed out loud. Thanks.
June 28th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Oh julia julia …. oh julia …..
So sad.. No wait, its funny … or sad … no funny … hm, a bit sad though, even when funny, but still sad, apart from the ass bunny, that was funny, and a bit sad, wait i got it: IT’S SUNNY (and a bit sad).
Love your comics (even if they are sad) (or funny) (or sad and funnyz)
October 26th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Hi dude! I just wanna tell you that you have fans even here in shithole called Slovakia:) I am always looking forward to check your new work.
Take care and come over someday…we have perfect home-made spirits like sliwowitz and so … we will host you like in heaven! Hehe.