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fart party comic for 2009-02-09

life like this…

Monday, February 9th, 2009

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53 Responses to “life like this…”

  1. Stu Says:

    Ouch. In multiple ways.

  2. Sina Says:

    :(

  3. monica Says:

    wow, that was fucked up but i do like the slow spread of blood in the tub. nice work.

  4. Matt Bernier Says:

    If you weren’t averse to the phone I’d call you up immediately to gush at you about this one. Maybe I’ll email it.

  5. indrifan Says:

    Remember, up, not across. And thank you for the last panel. Even those of us who appreciate the serious stuff still like the occasional ass bunny.

    As your internet doctor, I prescribe chocolate.

  6. Rebecca Says:

    I love reading your comics.

  7. rhcomics Says:

    hahahaa

  8. Alicia Says:

    why are you wearing a bra/swimsuit top in the bathtub?

  9. indrifan Says:

    Alicia, because otherwise us guys would be all “boobies!”

  10. GL Says:

    What is that ass bunny holding?

  11. Trav28 Says:

    This tapped into something I’ve been feeling for a while. Sometimes you can’t always give everyone what they want (peeing in the sink or more ass bunnies). The last panle made me smile but in a bitter sweet kind of way.

  12. Adam Says:

    awesome. crazy chicks are cool…i like you Julia, you make me laugh.

  13. walt Says:

    I like your work but I’m sorry you’re depressed. Watch some funny movies and tickle puppies.

  14. Ryder Says:

    Goddamn. We suck.

  15. Josh Says:

    Are you O.K.?

  16. Julia Says:

    No, obviously I’m quite dead, floating in a green bath tub somewhere while Patsy Cline plays on the radio. jesus christ people, don’t make me explain my own jokes or maybe they’ll come true

  17. Sarah S. Says:

    And after all your efforts and self-imposed epic fail(hells, lady I don’t think so), you could still survive that because you crossed the street and and didn’t go up the road (little euphamistic tutorial on cutting your wrists for purposes of suicide).

    I know you’re not gonna do it, but wouldn’t you feel like an ass when you woke up in the morning. Besides, no matter how you look at it, there are no cookies or beer where that behavior would take you.

    Cheer up, dorkasaurus. It ain’t that bad.

  18. A Says:

    “More ass bunnies.” Hahaha!

  19. Brian C. Says:

    Hilarious and Horrifying. Way to go Wertz! I need to add more gore to my comics.
    Keep up the thought and laughter provoking comics, Julia!
    :)
    -Cattapan

  20. Sarah Says:

    This was great. I would love more serious stuff, you always hit that perfect note between sad and funny.

  21. Fancy Pants Says:

    “why are you wearing a bra/swimsuit top in the bathtub?”

    Would you want to be naked and flopping out for whoever found YOUR body? Get real, man. Hell, I’d probably be dressed in my nicest suit.

  22. Andrew Harrison Says:

    I squinted at my screen real hard but I couldn’t read the titles on the books in your dressing room. what are they?

  23. Tristan Says:

    I think you should finish that song, make it longer and try to sell it to a punk band to play hahahaha

  24. Paul Says:

    This strip reminds me - wristcutters: a love story is an awesome movie.

    Also, the down-or-across discussion is moot because wristcutting is for people who want attention or want to suffer or both, not for people who honestly want to cease being alive. Burning charcoal in a sealed room is the way to go.

  25. Julia Says:

    the book titles are:
    7 habits of total fools
    you’re going to die alone
    you ate WHAT for breakfast?!

  26. Katie 80 Says:

    Man, don’t take no sass from readers who don’t even pay you. Draw what you want and keep up the good work.

  27. sully Says:

    suicide? suicide is the punchline?

    and does suicide bathtub water really turn pink before red?

  28. becks Says:

    i thought maybe instead of patsy cline it would be elliott smith’s “needle in the hay” on the radio

  29. David Says:

    The bunny looks shocked, scared, and embarrassed.

    “Dear Diary,
    It happened again. I was eating this time, eating chocolate I think. I felt something tug on my ear and before I knew it I was in front of all these people. Laughing and pointing at me. Why does this keep happening? How does she keep pulling me OUT OF HER ASS?!
    Just like last time, I blacked out and woke up in my burrow, covered in vomit, blood, and tears.

    Sincerely,
    Bunny”

  30. John Says:

    This comic made me sad. I’ve had so many similar experiences…

  31. Dan Says:

    Boo, hiss, more peeing in the sink!

  32. Wes Says:

    Well, queef parties are better than fart parties anyway…
    Great comic ;)

  33. Malach the Merciless Says:

    wow . . . can I buy that one?

  34. don Says:

    You constantly out do yourself. Great job my kind of laugh.

  35. CaptFamous Says:

    Peeing in the sink is no laughing matter, it is a serious hygene issue.

  36. blaaaah Says:

    i’d have to be an acrobat to be able to climb onto my tiny sink to pee in it. damn you brooklyn sink sizes.

  37. Jake of 8bitjoystick.com Says:

    Well I love the fact that Fart Party can make you both laugh and cry. That is a sign of good creative art.

  38. B. Thomas Says:

    I’d like to thank you and your wonderful, addicting comic for allowing me to put off working on my thesis for several hours while reading every single comic on the site. Seriously, though, this comic is awesome, and presumably you are as well.

  39. Kelly Tindall Says:

    You can always rebrand, dude. Your sad apartment comics are pretty crazy. SAD APARTMENT COMIX isn’t a bad title, actually.

  40. huntingbyrd Says:

    heh heh ass bunnies….

  41. Laura R Says:

    I’m sure it feels as though all we want is ass-bunnies, voyeurs that we are.

    But there are those of us out there that see ourselves in your comix too.

    Though we can’t make ass-bunnies.

  42. Em Says:

    *lamest comment ever*

    I was going to say some stuff but the above covers it. <3 I like pretty much everything you do btw.

  43. Owen Hughes Says:

    Needs moar ass bunnies.

  44. Brian Says:

    HOLY FUCK!!!! This is an excellent comic! Julia, you are really, really good at what you do. I know you hate praise and all that, but fuck it! I love how you can criticize/examine something in such a wacked-out way. Having yourself “on stage” is very smart…and then that last panel–!! Good, smart stuff!

  45. Brian Says:

    Hey, btw, do you still have an amazon.com wishlist? I click on the link, but it says nothing is there.

  46. Brian Says:

    Ooops. Found it. Did an amazon search. I suck.

  47. U so crazy! Says:

    hah hah awesome

  48. mgabrys Says:

    Retire fart-party and start “Suicide Drama Queen”. You can kill yourself every week until you get the balls required to do it in real life. You are aware there’s lots of nice tall buildings and bridges for you to go splat from don’t you? It’s cheap - easy - and good for the economy.

  49. eva s Says:

    julia this comic is really good..

  50. garbonzo Says:

    I have been gone too long. I have missed you. Now get out of the tub, wash off hte blood, and get back to the drawing board!!!

  51. mason Says:

    I literally laughed out loud. Thanks.

  52. transjuicer Says:

    Oh julia julia …. oh julia …..
    So sad.. No wait, its funny … or sad … no funny … hm, a bit sad though, even when funny, but still sad, apart from the ass bunny, that was funny, and a bit sad, wait i got it: IT’S SUNNY (and a bit sad).

    Love your comics (even if they are sad) (or funny) (or sad and funnyz)

  53. Skaf Says:

    Hi dude! I just wanna tell you that you have fans even here in shithole called Slovakia:) I am always looking forward to check your new work.

    Take care and come over someday…we have perfect home-made spirits like sliwowitz and so … we will host you like in heaven! Hehe.

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