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fart party comic for 2009-02-05

in the New America

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

30 Responses to “in the New America”

  1. Graypark Says:

    “It’s funny because it’s true!” If I had a dime for everytime I’ve written that in an on-line comment, I’d have a dime. LOL! It’s funny ’cause it’s true! Two dime, ka-ching!

    Seriously, though, I love your new America. Would like to see it become a regular feature.

    And in RL, I say, “It’s funny ’cause it’s true” all the time (30 cents now, wa-hoo!)

  2. InvisiblePinkUnicorn Says:

    We totally ARE real.

  3. Fred Sandoval Says:

    Ha Ha!! Your on a roll. My M.F. fake dad always tried to tell me what to do.
    But, I am VERY serious when I say…I hate licorice.

  4. Rebecca Says:

    It’s all Mountain Dew!

    Come on. We all saw your Arizona comic. We all know you relish your low-rent moments.

  5. Julia Says:

    i said that because mountain dew is fucking disgusting. tastes like cough syrup and looks like electric urine.

  6. chris Says:

    ‘lectric urine is delicious.

  7. chris Says:

    can you really not feel like a grown up if you’re pillowcase and sheets match?

  8. Liz B. Says:

    And when you’re broke as fuck (which I suppose is part of living in the New America), you can eat breakfast for EVERY meal! I just had eggs for lunch! Maybe I’ll eat french toast for dinner! Hooray!

  9. Matt Bernier Says:

    That is the best description of Mountain dew I ever heard.

  10. Kid Douche Says:

    Kitten + birthday hat = violently cute

  11. sully Says:

    lol! to the caticorn!

    and most sodas that use their water from Texas usually have a distinct taste. :(

  12. Billy Hunt Says:

    That should be Mountain Dew’s new tag line:

    “Tastes Like Cough Syrup. Looks Like Electric Urine.”

  13. Henry Says:

    I’m glad Fart Party is remaining so funny that it sends shooting pains through my kidneys in this New America.

  14. carolyn Says:

    Boy George is in prison? hmp… i learned something today.

  15. Skibz Says:

    I was drinking Mountain Dew when I read this… O_o

  16. What's new? Says:

    What’s in the Old America anyway?

  17. Suspicious Says:

    Comments moderation? What are you afraid of?

  18. Julia Says:

    it’s due to the spam filter. there’s one in every good American’s cyber pantry. I have no need to know that I can fulfill my woman’s needs or that there are seven singles in my area via my website’s comments.

  19. amelia Says:

    Ahhhh I’ve tried to comment like 3 times and it wont post (insert swears)

    ANYWAYS alls I wanted to tell you was I relaunched my website and theres a moleskin drawing up now of when I visited Needles and Pens from your suggestion and I thought you’d wanna see. Cause for some reason I feel like we’re on the same wavelength of whiskey drinkin, making fun of ourselves, and coolio cities.

    mmm prohibition ale.

    ~Amelia (www.sketchfervor.com)

  20. Brian Says:

    “looks like electric urine”…I hate Mountain Dew, but from time to time I’ve had a can of it at work because everything else was empty in the machine. I never knew what the fuck that shit looked like until one day I poured some in a white Styrofoam cup. I can’t believe that anyone would willingly put that stuff in their system!!!!! How the hell do they get that color? It’s like the green stuff in those glow sticks!!!

  21. Keith Says:

    Looks like you just answered your own question…

  22. Brian Says:

    But, see, it doesn’t TASTE like the stuff in the glow sticks…it tastes much worse!

  23. Nick Says:

    I think it’s funny that you drew yourself kinda chubbish in panel numero uno. All hail junk food and brinner!

  24. becks Says:

    i’d rather it be filled with hillbilly joose

    http://flickr.com/photos/15501552@N07/2417182278

    p.s. i actually had some of this in the late ’90s in a more updated can..
    it’s similar to mt. dew but i think it tasted better, if you can actually say it’s “good” in any way

  25. Chris G Says:

    I like fat Julia. She’s so happy!

  26. Jelian B. Says:

    I love how real you are.

  27. Brittany Says:

    I hate Mountain Dew too…..

  28. Dylan H Says:

    You’re my new hero, Julia. This is so funny (and so true) I nearly died. In a good way.

    Electric urine… hehehe…

  29. robin Says:

    Usedta be its real tagline: “Mountain Dew: It’ll tickle yore innards!”

  30. Tamfang Says:

    “Bear Whiz Beer: It’s In the Water”

    dunno why that just came to mind

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