This comic made me so happy! Happy that I’ve never been peed on by squirrels.
Lol…. site hits for the search phrase “Golden Shower” is going to increase by 500% after today’s comment :P.
Shit pains is the closest thing I will feel to PMS, f-that shit.
Julia was prairie doggin it thru the park…. LOL
You’re comic is freakin awesome.
You’re freakin awesome.
Keep it up!
(have a nice tuesday?)
yay for washington square park, boo for squirrel pee!
oh man.. squrl pee!
also good last surprise…
Your sketch of Sarah Silverman is uncannily similar to the real Sarah Silverman!
LOL! This is by far the funniest comic you’ve posted since i started following your site. Hilarious. I normally don’t give two shits about celebrities but being face to face with Silverman would have had me stuttering like a moron.
That second to last panel is amazing. Glorious even. I can’t even count how many times I’ve had to do that. My bowels are always a surprise. No warnings, ever.
oh, man. today’s comic cracked me up. I mean, you know, getting pissed on by a squirrel really sucks, but at least you can get a hilarious comic out of it, right? most people don’t have that “luxury.”
Wow! Some cool and some poopy surprises!
I don’t know why that squirrel peed on you, that sucks! I must rethink my love of them…
Totally jealous of your Sarah Silverman sighting — she rocks. As do you, of course.
Sara Silverman?! Lucky! She’s my other hero.
Next time I see a squirrel I’ll pee on him, us humans can’t take that shit from stupid aminals that can’t even contribute to society. (in a world where the irish can invent whiskey you’d think some stupid pea-brained rodentia could invent *something* cool)
Seriously though “I almost shit my pants…” – I almost fell out of my chair, didn’t see it coming…
LOL, That was very funny.
Cygnostik : Make sure you film your attempts to pee on a (live) squirrel. That’s the sort of thing that needs to be recorded.
i like how you made sure to let us know the surprise is that you made it rather than the surprise(s) you made in the toilet.
that “phew” relief face is so spot-on.
wash square park?
…then, odds are, it wasn’t a squirrel.
Hey this will help you search phrase hits:
WOW, where did you get the naked pictures of Sarah Palin?
I’ve had bird shit on me a couple times, but never squirrel piss.
Just discovered your comic today and read the entire archive instead of looking for a job. It hits really close to home, so thanks for the company, and keep it up!
that’s an odd sequence of events to have happen in one day.
I love this comic, sorry I don’t comment much…
really funny! =D
I laughed so hard at this, I almost didn’t make it to the can in time!
haha omg I almost shit my pants today too! We can be poop buddies =)
Your days are a lot more interesting then mine. I should draw up a comic how lame my days are.
We knew the squirrel story from Flickr actually…
Another great strip and really funny too!..
But why are the top lines of the first two panel borders drawn with a ruler?..
This one. This one made me laugh in the real world. Not just in Internet abbreviations.
i like the poop shuffle! and rad on meeting SS, but way to fuck up her day.
she’s famous! she gets anything she wants!
serves her right for getting something besides good ol’ green tea though.
Wow, this strip has everything- pee, celebrities, fan sightings, and poop!
You spoil us Julia 😀
just stumbled across your site– seems i picked a good one to start with
i like the bowl legged mosey you’ve got going on as you try to escape to your toilet….
Nice! My favorite one in a while.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! My Stack O’ Fart Party comics arrived to day!!!! Woo Hoo!
“I’m gonna eat cheese till I shit bricks!” Couldn’t stop laughing!!!
Seriously, this is one of your best
I have two poop stories, here goes… A friend in college held a poop for 2 hours while he drove home, then he sat down to poop, and farted really huge. Also, my girlfriend’s aunt pooped in a hole at the park in front of her nephew.
Clearly Sarah Silverman put laxatives in your sandwich in retaliation for not having the tea she wanted. Realizing this the squirrel warned you…THE ONLY WAY HE KNEW HOW! But it was too late! Or I guess, almost too late. Congratulations on making it home in time!
I think this is my favourite. You so funnee~! Your comic always makes me smile. My happy surprise is when I find there’s a new fart party.
A lengthy post about free food, squirrel pee, and almost shitting your pants? That’s everything I’ve ever wanted. You win.
When we were kids my little brother and I where with some friends on thier boat. He needed a poop so he went for a swim. He went the wrong way and as we all sat on the boat eating our lunch the longest turd ever made my a 12 year old floated right past.
hey! i was that guy who recognized you on the street! i am immortalized in comic form! i still can’t believe no one has ever recognized you in public before… hope you weren’t weirded out too much. i think i look less decrepit and more innocent in cartoon form…
and i got peed on the head by a squirrell a few days later in mccarren park. twice.
Ohmygosh, that was so awesome. I just laughed so hard my stomach got sore.
you and sarah silverman are two of my favorite people! i wish i was there
Holy shit. i know this is a year year but fuck I am drinking this whole bottle of wine in San Francisco and it is 1.10 am and I am reading through the archives and you said “tree rat motherfucker” and I laughed so hard I choked, the vomited on my floor.
the tree rat motherfucker was trying to mark you as one of his “squitches”
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