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fart party comic for 2008-08-11

hypocrite

Monday, August 11th, 2008

32 Responses to “hypocrite”

  1. Noah Says:

    Hypocrite? Being bipolar is what being a New Yorker is all about!

  2. jingle-joe Says:

    Is your real name Sybil?

  3. jeh holla Says:

    Im like that too. well maybe a lil more consistantly mean. And Old people do get in the way A LOT.

  4. Joe Says:

    “Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.” You’ve achieved both! The perfect balance of the hard ass ‘back east’ and the mellow laid back ‘out west’!

  5. WillyD Says:

    Now you just need to live in DC so you can just become a racist a-hole that lives in traffic and think you know politics. Trificta

    But for real, I liked this one. Too funny…… Thanks for the monday smile.

  6. Walt Says:

    Without hypocrisy I’d have no standards at all.

  7. Sveden Says:

    Casual SF hipstery? That made me laugh.

  8. franzy Says:

    Jesus. Panel 2 is me on the retirement island I live on now, but in a car. The old guy also isn’t walking, but he is riding his little motorised wheel-chair in the middle of the road. While I lean on the horn.
    Then I get to work and make him the nicest fucking coffee he’s ever had and get a tip for it.

  9. garbonzo Says:

    I think you just nailed my life to a “tee”!

    Even the boring English teacher type!

  10. trashman Says:

    Why is the old man in the second panel wearing a wig in the first panel?.. Is he your stalker or something?…

  11. elana Says:

    love the lines behind the old guy’s knees like they’re all worn out and creaky

  12. whatisthewhat Says:

    Hey Jewlia, are you going to APE this year?

  13. Bruce Says:

    I dunno.
    Maybe you should have let this one bake a little longer. You know yourself + your opposite sides well, but you break the 4th wall with those apologies (”I don’t really talk like that.”). What do you talk like to your mom?
    Find the *right* moment to illustrate what you *do* do.

    Then go out and have some cookies, ya zany!

  14. Malach the Merciless Says:

    Whose the Black Private Dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

    MALACH!

  15. Dan Says:

    Ah, the hell with the 4th wall; what’s IT ever done for anybody?
    But I do agree with having cookies.

  16. Katie 80 Says:

    The second panel made me laugh so hard :)

  17. tom Says:

    join the club : P

  18. Julia Says:

    I love it when you guys tell me how to make comics. really, please, tell me more. oh yeah? hm…well, I see your point, but, if I let comics “bake a little longer” then I’ll just have shitty, whiny diary strips and I already have too many of those. Plus I dont want people to think that it’s acceptable to talk to their moms like that because they “saw it on the internet.”

  19. Angela Says:

    GOD I have a bad case of this right now. I like to refer to it as me as the reincarnation of Buddha versus my reincarnation of immaturity. WILL THERE EVER BE A BALANCE?! Gah.

  20. elana Says:

    yeah, keep those comix coming quick and dirty

  21. Ms. Br4z1l Says:

    Oh no! You’re too young to frump out - English teacher- aaak! Very funny comic today btw.

  22. Zoe Says:

    Moms are the greatest. It’s nice you noted you aren’t mean to yours.

  23. The Thing That Walks Like A Man Says:

    Your crudeness, turns of phrase, artistic bent, and even appearance mimic my wife to such a degree that I bought all your available material just to make her read them. It’s like you’re both the other’s evil twin.

    You’ve brought much joy to our household, Miss Julia.

  24. trashman Says:

    I should let my comments on this strip “bake a little longer”.

  25. Nick Says:

    You guys are making me want to bake myself a little longer…

  26. jeh holla Says:

    Let Julia do whatever she wants.

  27. becks Says:

    if anyone is in ohio thurs. to sat., my hometown is having a festival to celebrate bratwurst:
    http://www.bratfest.org/
    lots of beer, brats, and barfing err… i mean revelry.
    two cow garage played a show last year before their european tour

  28. steve Says:

    the last panel makes me want to watch Waynes World for some reason!

  29. Maggie Says:

    you’re freaking me out.
    I had no idea you and I had so much in common until this strip.

    replace West coast with Midwest, then exchange the ripped jeans for a long, ratty hippie skirt and there’s me. oh, and since I lack “little bro” and “mom,” they turn into my boyfriend and his mom, respectively. but it’s all down to a T otherwise.

    and I happen to LOVE when you break the 4th wall…..the fact that you add little commentary like that, plus the simple drawing style and use of labeling, ie “converse –>” is what sets this comic apart from others I’ve seen. that’s what keeps me reading this thing regularly.

  30. Hell's Donut House Says:

    You’re Goofus *and* Gallant!

  31. jenn Says:

    autobiography of a transcontinental transplant. i need to find some paper so i can print this out and ask people what it’s like moving from ny to sf.

  32. jenn Says:

    *print this out and show it when people ask what it’s like moving from ny to sf. sorry, it’s late and i’m slightly incoherent.

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