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fart party comic for 2008-07-04

i heart brooklyn

Friday, July 4th, 2008

22 Responses to “i heart brooklyn”

  1. Sean Says:

    Last night I had the same sort of experience about my new city Pittsburgh. ‘Cept I just had a good time seein’ a band, no awesome ridiculousness.

  2. Paul Says:

    Nothing provides perspective quite like a sad clown. Or a sad guy in a balloon hat of sadness presumably made by a sad clown.

  3. Carter A Says:

    I lived in Brooklyn for a year. It kind of killed me a little. I left. I’m glad you’re experience is looking up though.

  4. Zoe Says:

    http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1381

    isn’t this from your flickr?

  5. Skibz Says:

    I’ve been living in Queens for the past four months and I’ve been feeling the same way. I’ve yet to encounter my own proverbial depressed balloon man, but I still have hope: I’m gonna move to Brooklyn instead.

  6. Julia Says:

    Carter- you should have stuck it out, it’s worth being killed a little bit.
    Zoe, yeah it is but I sometimes kinda sorta work for them, that’s how it got there.
    I hope the 5th of July is better than the 4th of July. It usually is.

  7. franzy Says:

    I’ve just moved to an island and I’m also searching for my crying balloon man. All we’ve had so far is a live-in gekko and 8 million bats blackening the sky in leathery-winged silence every sunset.

    ps. New reader, love the comic, keep shootin’.

  8. MaxwellEdison Says:

    Ms. Wertz, if you are not careful, ‘finding my crying balloon man’ shall become the catchphrase for transplants trying to come to terms with their new city. You’ll be bigger than lolcats.

    Fart on Julia…

    …Fart on.

  9. Raina Says:

    I KNEW it would! It took me about a year to start liking it, and after 4 years, I LOVE IT.

  10. Keith Says:

    I guess the difference is that in San Francisco, the crying balloon man would probably be the LEAST weird/hilarious thing you’ve seen all day.

    I’ve only lived here a year, and frankly I can’t see tearing myself away any-damn-time soon. Of course that probably changes once you’ve lived here forever…

  11. Ms. Br4z1l Says:

    Maybe the hat was too tight- ya know how air expands in the heat?

  12. Fancy Pants Says:

    Sean, I just recently moved to Pittsburgh as well. It’s growing on me. I noticed that it has a nice central location that is within a reasonable driving distance of other cool places. It’s similar to how it was when I lived in Phoenix. I could go to Vegas or LA or Mexico for a weekend.

    Sorry to be off topic, but I hope it works out for you.

    I’m also very glad to see Julia liking NY. Now I’m really curious to know what the balloon hat man was crying about. Maybe his balloons were full of curry Indian food farts and one popped in his face.

  13. trashman Says:

    “Finding my crying balloon man” should become a catchphrase!..
    And where can i order the “some dumb books” trilogy?

  14. Austin English Says:

    Did you guys know that Julia got her name changed to sno-cone at the hall of records today? I know it’s weird. I don’t understand either. but be sure to call her that!

  15. Bruce Says:

    Has no one considered that the balloon man might be fresh out of a recently-ended Fart Party?

    Maybe the gas got in his eyes, or *his* balloons simply didn’t empty as desired?

  16. Julia Says:

    austin godddammit! well, I guess when I leave this neighborhood, the only thing I will miss is people calling me snowflake. having you call me sno-cone is an unacceptable substitution.

  17. Sarah Says:

    I thought it was cookies and cream, Austin.

  18. Austin English Says:

    I don’t know what it is, but calling Julia cookies and cream is the highlight of my life.

  19. dreno Says:

    i just had a search for the “crying balloon man” day here in my new home in boston (jp) - didn’t find him. nothing is quite like SF or sonoma county. we got good bread, good wine, good friends, speakeasy brewery, fog, lack of harvardisque assholes in khaki’s and blue shirts (there’s shit-tons of them all over boston). blah, home alone on a saturday night is a sad place - still waiting for a sign…
    - thanks for making life a wittier place!

  20. Katie 80 Says:

    This comic should be read by everyone who’s ever moved away from their home state.

  21. Kate Says:

    I’m glad you finally noticed!
    Its been driving me mad reading about how you don’t like Brooklyn!
    I lived there (Bushwick) for 1 1/2 months last year and I’d kill to be back there (your silly government doesn’t want me, I’m Australian). I’ll be back next year for a while but until then enjoy it for me!

  22. Michaelia Says:

    you piece of shit cunt

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