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how’d you find the fart party in march?

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

hey bitches, it’s time for another “how’d you find the Fart Party” in March ‘08 c/o shinystat keyword search. Last month’s favorites were:

first penis transplant
whiskey for breakfast
frog vagina
his fart my nostrils
phentermine and diarrhea
squeeky girls
ladies are peeing in the sink
bitchiness psychological reactions
rate my poo
do braces set off metal detectors

march was more disappointing compared to Feb, what with its “how dinosaurs really died, fart” and “tom cruz farts” which I can only attribute to some kind of mass sobering up effort, or maybe warmer weather. either way, it’s bullshit. Speaking of bullshit, the haters are coming on pretty strong in this week’s Vice blog for Fart Party:
http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/04/fart-party—do.html
feel free to go hate back or show general support. or general hate- whatever blows your skirt up.

31 Responses to “how’d you find the fart party in march?”

  1. Riss Says:

    those slobbering fools on the vice need to chill the fuck out. i’ll call in reinforcements.

    and frogs don’t have vaginas so that makes negative sense.

  2. Isaac Says:

    ..far from dire!
    you’ve got alota good stuff Julia. keep it up.

  3. Disintegral Says:

    Feh. Just view it as pagehits.. lol

    Because they may bitch, but they drive up the numbers..

    Holy shit, Riss is RIGHT. Frogs DON’T have vaginas.

    My world is blown…

  4. Robert Dobalina Says:

    Some people just can’t get into certain kinds of humor.

    Kind of like me w/ “The Original Kings of Comedy”. Not. Funny.*

    * Opinion.

  5. colin Says:

    i, for one, like my comics dire

  6. dan Says:

    i actually found this site by searching for “An analysis of the later works of Marcel Proust in original French text, fart”.

  7. BillyHunt Says:

    Ooh, I would like to rate your poo!

  8. whatisthewhat Says:

    Man, I am totally gonna write a Fart Party manga fanfic titled “His Fart, My Nostrils”. It will be full of epic Japanese fetish poopoo shit and girls in sailor suits.

  9. TEA Says:

    people on vice hate everything and think they’re superior to everything.

    I just googled “rate my poo” in hopes of finding this site, but it’s not on the first three pages so I stopped trying.

  10. dannygutters Says:

    whiskey before breakfast is a sweet fiddle song.

  11. frierpeppino Says:

    i found fart party searching for ‘magnetized cock rings’

  12. Riss Says:

    hahaha holy balls, that guy on vice named matt told us all to “find jesus”

    laughable indeed that the person offended the most is the person who a religious zealot.

  13. Beef Says:

    It seems like a majority of Vice readers are pretentious pricks who should suffer through the horror of their first child’s death. I let them get to me so bad that I’ve got to leave the website and stay away for a few days.

  14. yohannahyork Says:

    Whoa, if they thought you were like Hitler, they better not get a load of the Shitler!! What a bunch of fucktards.

  15. bella Says:

    Know how I found fart party? It’s not quite ladies peeing in sinks, but it comes close! I was takin’ a pee and saw a sticker on a chalkboard in a bathroom stall at SFSU. Anything with ‘fart’ in the name is definitely worth checking out so of course like any intelligent, sane, and reasonable person would do, i whipped out my laptop and checked it out right then and there. Thanks to ladies peeing and putting up stickers.

  16. Leon Says:

    had a look at do’s and dont’s? Not that I’m here to advertise Vice’s octpus like tentacles of output, but it seems that vice commentators seem to live to pour scorn. Kinda like the British tabloid press, really, with less amusing headlines.

  17. Bo Says:

    Hey Julia I found this site like a couple of weeks ago been reading ever since. I think this comic is really awesome and funny and I think the commentors are also funny this site brings smiles to me everytime I come here :)

    Thank you for Being so awesome

  18. Emily Says:

    erm… I think it might have been a link from Girls With Slingshots… yes, pretty sure…

  19. Emily Says:

    wait… it might have been from A Softer World…

  20. Adam Says:

    I found it through StumbleUpon. Good stuff, I might add.

  21. Steamin Willy Beamin Says:

    Hey Julia,
    Newbie fan of yours, love you comics. Keep up the good work. All the haters, well…. (oldie) eat Sh*t and D*e

    Hollaring from VA

  22. james Says:

    the internet was created to share porn and pose your self as a badass while you tear into someone’s heart and soul anonymously

    haters abound everywhere
    seriously, if there is something you dont like
    just fucking go to a different page instead of wasting your time complaining how shitty this comic is

  23. Pontoon Boy Says:

    Why do people say I hart fart party and not I hart feart party? It’s teh Gigafunny.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=heart+farts&btnG=Google+Search

  24. Pontoon Boy Says:

    Leon said:

    > Not that I’m here to advertise Vice’s octpus like tentacles of output, but it seems that vice commentators seem to live to pour scorn.

    Is it pour scorn, or score porn? (Scour porn? ehh..)

  25. Julia Says:

    um, yeah…it’s internet commenting- we’re not looking for a fucking high school english teacher here.

  26. Dr. Fancypants, MD Says:

    DID SOMEONE SAY ENGLISH TEACHER?

  27. miles Says:

    funny, i was just thinking about lost comic with me in it and then i remembered what it was about. and you have all these readers now. funny to want people to hear about me tripping out on the toilet…

  28. the guy at the next table Says:

    if these were REAL comics, people would fly, stuff would explode and go real fast, and there’d be more cute girls.

    but they’ll do, because Julie is feisty. She’s feisty.

    ++++++

  29. Julia Says:

    who the fuck is Julie?

  30. the guy at the next table Says:

    Oh, sorry ~ I think she does a different comic, called Frat Party.

  31. Darren Daz Cox Says:

    ha! someone once told me I was the painter of frog vaginas!

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