Looks like it would be very difficult to poo in that position. You know, hovering. Especially with a knife wound to the chest. I guess that’s artistic passion for you.
I love how you drew your squinting-with-pain face in the stabbing panel. I can tell you spent some time on that expression.
Also, how do you get your shit to swirl like that? Does it coil naturally, or do you sort of have to rotate your ass in increasingly small circles? Your cartoon ass is a poo frozen-yogurt machine.
what would you even do with a milion dollars? All the fun and mystery would be taken out of life. Questions of where will I stay and what will I eat would be of no consequence. No fun.
why does your poo look like ‘dog poo’? my favorite is the pre-poo panel where you are unzipping your pants, if anybody actually bought your crap i would say “dude, make t-shirts out of that” but i am one of the many people who would like to have fartparty stuff but are inhibited by laziness. so i am really just waiting around for you to get hit by the g-train so i can go over to your mom’s house to ‘offer condolences’ and steal all your leftover merchandise.
That’s fascinating, I had no idea that’s what they meant when they say true art comes from within the artist. Hmmm, no wonder my cat pisses all over Will’s art. He’s obviously just trying to have an artistic collaboration.
no prints, no t-shirts. it’s all just a waste of time and money. but elana, I’ll be on the west coast next month and in lieu of an image of me pooping, I’ll just poop on your t-shirt and we’ll call it a day. zeitgeist! late april.
New from Julia Wertz this season, available only in person during convention appearances or by appointment, the “Cranky Clam Steamer T-shirt.” For only one dollar, the Fartist will personally uncoil a warm, fresh butt python onto the t-shirt color of your choice. Supplies limited.
i agree though, it sometimes adds value if you can get some monkey shit instead of human and then let it cake in the sun for a few days first to give it that ‘classic’ look.
the snaking swirl of your poop does make me laugh though.
i dated a girl (from san francisco oddly enough) that was so proud of herself for snaking the toilet once that she took a picture, emailed me the picture, and then called me to have me check my email while i was on the phone with her.
oddly enough it was the longest relationship i’ve ever been in.
(3 years)
it takes more than shit to gross out a texan.
a cockroach will usually do it.
We went to see the Gilbert and George exhibit at the De Young this weekend, and that is pretty much all shit and dongs; so, really, you actually might be on to something.
I see no problems outlined in this comic. It seems as if you have solved your own problems (using your bodily fluids, which is almost always the best way). I’m proud of you!
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March 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Maybe the secret to million dollar art is using someone else’s poo.
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
“Hork!” haha!
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Looks like it would be very difficult to poo in that position. You know, hovering. Especially with a knife wound to the chest. I guess that’s artistic passion for you.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
With boogers, it’d be worth 2 million.
Keep that in mind for future reference.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I love how you drew your squinting-with-pain face in the stabbing panel. I can tell you spent some time on that expression.
Also, how do you get your shit to swirl like that? Does it coil naturally, or do you sort of have to rotate your ass in increasingly small circles? Your cartoon ass is a poo frozen-yogurt machine.
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Slide #6 reminds me of the last time I was at Dairy Queen…gross… oh man, and the shuddering continues.
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm
First fart party comic I’ve looked at…
…are they all just as delicious?
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
what would you even do with a milion dollars? All the fun and mystery would be taken out of life. Questions of where will I stay and what will I eat would be of no consequence. No fun.
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
that is the stupidest shit i have ever had, if you had a million dollars you would just buy whatever you wanted
stop glamourizing poverty
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
TITE. I did that once. But with cum.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Fuckin’ brilliant! It’s just like real life (in the “art” world).
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
That’s the most accurate metaphor I’ve ever seen! Bravo!
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:32 pm
maybe you should put some elephant poo and glue some porn cuttings. i heard it works fine.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 am
It’s actually more artistic if you use your own poo with the porn cuttings.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
why does your poo look like ‘dog poo’? my favorite is the pre-poo panel where you are unzipping your pants, if anybody actually bought your crap i would say “dude, make t-shirts out of that” but i am one of the many people who would like to have fartparty stuff but are inhibited by laziness. so i am really just waiting around for you to get hit by the g-train so i can go over to your mom’s house to ‘offer condolences’ and steal all your leftover merchandise.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
so yeah, i guess i should encourage you to make t-shirts out of that panel. and make sure you don’t sell some men’s mediums
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I would really love a print of this. are they available?
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Haw, haw! I actually lol’ed when I got to the turd panel.
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I know you frown on links, but I am not selling anything here. I just wanted to show you Bill Wattersons version of “The Artistic Process”:
http://ignatz.brinkster.net/cimages/cbillprocess01.jpg
Who doesn’t like Bill Watterson?!
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
That’s fascinating, I had no idea that’s what they meant when they say true art comes from within the artist. Hmmm, no wonder my cat pisses all over Will’s art. He’s obviously just trying to have an artistic collaboration.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Your comic is gross, but funny!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I love the look on your face in the pre-pooping panel. You look nefarious.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:37 am
no prints, no t-shirts. it’s all just a waste of time and money. but elana, I’ll be on the west coast next month and in lieu of an image of me pooping, I’ll just poop on your t-shirt and we’ll call it a day. zeitgeist! late april.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
>pencil-fuck: Haw, haw! I actually lol’ed when I got to the turd panel.
Are you Irish?
(I liked the fifth panel better.)
March 24th, 2008 at 11:54 am
New from Julia Wertz this season, available only in person during convention appearances or by appointment, the “Cranky Clam Steamer T-shirt.” For only one dollar, the Fartist will personally uncoil a warm, fresh butt python onto the t-shirt color of your choice. Supplies limited.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
ha!
this was shit-astic great!
i agree though, it sometimes adds value if you can get some monkey shit instead of human and then let it cake in the sun for a few days first to give it that ‘classic’ look.
the snaking swirl of your poop does make me laugh though.
i dated a girl (from san francisco oddly enough) that was so proud of herself for snaking the toilet once that she took a picture, emailed me the picture, and then called me to have me check my email while i was on the phone with her.
oddly enough it was the longest relationship i’ve ever been in.
(3 years)
it takes more than shit to gross out a texan.
a cockroach will usually do it.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
that’s some anti-gravity pooping.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Haha, the sad part is that some fucker will probably be turned on by this comic.
March 24th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
yeah…
i would not touch that with a 40ft pole
March 24th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
oh and i like the double meanings
March 24th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Oh that’s how is works alright. You just have to have connections/rich parents/huge boobs to barter with.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
We went to see the Gilbert and George exhibit at the De Young this weekend, and that is pretty much all shit and dongs; so, really, you actually might be on to something.
March 25th, 2008 at 9:01 am
I’ve heard that disembowelment is big this season.
March 25th, 2008 at 9:03 am
thats a great word, I’d forgotton how satisfying it is - I’m going to try and use it when I go shopping this afternoon.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I see no problems outlined in this comic. It seems as if you have solved your own problems (using your bodily fluids, which is almost always the best way). I’m proud of you!
March 26th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
is no one else noticing the clenched fist in the last panel? buy my poo art or eat fist fucker!!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 am
amature! a real artist would get the million from the puke alone!
November 10th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
That’s ridiculous, girls don’t poop!