Comments on: comic from last nov.

By: CDC

CDC — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:22:29 +0000

Sorry for the delay. The solution to your height problem is hip spacers. I believe there are other surgical options available as well, which can be paid for using the aforementioned gold bullion.

Thank you for your time. Next problem, please?

By: hilarity ensues!

hilarity ensues! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:17:35 +0000

hahaha. good lord these are far more entertaining than reading new englanders bash everyone who hates on the patriots. pure brilliance.

By: Julia

Julia — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:05:43 +0000

idkrash: NO. goddammit, telling you to fuck off has become a full time job.

By: cliffjeff

cliffjeff — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:02:34 +0000

I’m 6′5″ and I once dated a girl who was 5′ even. We got some funny looks. the best part was when she gave me piggy back rides, I was actually lower down than I am when I stand up.

By: idkrash

idkrash — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:51:00 +0000

This ship notification is being sent to you by the U.S. Postal Service at the request of WUNDERPANTS PRODUCTIONS.

I bet their short pants.

If I mail the book to you would you sign it, and draw a dancing tiny monkey on the inside cover?