comic from last nov.
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008I recently found this in one of those giant stack of unfinished comics I keep stashed around my room. it’s from my visit to Laura’s in Chicago last november.
check it out doodes, I kinda have a job. that doesn’t pay. comic about it here
I’m also starting a new project that is going to suck up a shitload of my free time, so updates might become less frequent.
and dont’ forget about the KGB bar reading this sunday. If you bring me delicious whiskey, I will give you free comics.
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March 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
congrats on having a fake job ha!
sucks i can’t bring you delicious whiskey… maybe if you came to texas
March 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I recently found this one giant stash around my room. it’s from my last ember.
check it out doodes suck up a shitload free, so KGB bar delicious whiskey.
March 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Are you positive you’re not a spam-bot?
March 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
yeah, seriously, AND i even asked him to stop leaving comments because they don’t make any fucking sense! but then sometimes they’re obviously not spam but, so I think idkrash is half robot, half retard.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
5′2? You’re tall. I’m FIVE feet even.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
this is ashley of the former san fran. brooklyn moving debate. i sent you that email, but i’m not sure it you got it. if you’re interested at all, i can send it agin. if you super busy i wont. thanks.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
p.s. damn i saw that intern add. and thought if only i lived in bk NOW i woulda gone for it. fuck my lack of experience and creativity, i’m full of stupid ambition and booze. good luck on it.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
“half robot, half retard”
From the people who brought you “I am Sam” and “The Terminator”…
March 18th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
I’m a relatively new Fart Party fan and although this is just plain random, I just gotta say, the way you draw and depict yourself in comic form reminds me of Canadian comedian Nikki Payne.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
You are so lucky. Like, seriously. Vice? I would kill for that.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Ewoks are also tiny, but they also kick some major stormtrooper ass. Sooooo…
March 18th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Ha ha! I still love “Would you like a tulip full of honey?” best, but Laura is one funny chick fo sho!
March 19th, 2008 at 5:50 am
I saw a Swedish porn film once. A midget doing it to three blonde girls.
Gifted.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:50 am
WTF is w/ these commenter’s?
I saw a Swedish porn film once. A midget doing it to three blonde girls.
Gifted.
WHAT?
I recently found this one giant stash around my room. it’s from my last ember.
check it out doodes suck up a shitload free, so KGB bar delicious whiskey.
Huh?
Ive been checking this site for a long time now and recently there has been a rash of some dumb shit being posted.
Knock it off!
March 19th, 2008 at 8:53 am
“You never would believe what those Keebler Elves are up to!”
Seriously. You wouldn’t.
And if I told you…you’d never stop throwing up.
March 19th, 2008 at 9:04 am
In case I can make the reading (I probably can, I have no life) what’s your whiskey of choice?
March 19th, 2008 at 9:15 am
ty- I couldn’t agree more. but my pleas to the public to stop being dumbasses aren’t working. I’d have to have to start censoring the comments, but I will, if only to save readers the time of having to go through tons of bullshit.
March 19th, 2008 at 10:47 am
julia - i think you should
its getting out of control
March 19th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Apologies.
I was relating your comic where you lament your height with the wonderfully ‘gifted’ aspect of this midget.
In essence I was paraphrasing a ‘Good things come in small packages’ quip.
I was not meaning to be a ‘dumbass’. Perhaps I was too subtle.
Please allow me to adjust to the sensibilities of this wank-cirlce.
I mean no disrespect - contrary to what one might perceive from my blog dross.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am
NOOOOOO
The bullshit comments are part of the appeal of this site!!
Then we get to read how angry the bullshit comments make you and you call people fun names like “fucktards” and “poopheads” and I laugh. (I don’t know if you’ve ever called anyone those names, but you should!)
March 19th, 2008 at 11:10 am
I don’t know why people give you so much shit about your height… I know plenty of people shorter than you (I’m talking 4′8″ here) and just as skinny. I myself am 5′2″…
hehe… I know this one chic that is tiny, and has an even tiner sister… who I met when she was pregnant… tiny pregnant belly… it was, funny… yet they have these bold german sounding names.
ok, nevermind… I guess I understand
March 19th, 2008 at 11:26 am
“The bullshit comments are part of the appeal of this site!!” yeah, so I hear. but there’s a difference between bullshit and just shit. lately, there’s been a lot of shit that i dont even have a smartass retort for because they don’t make any sense or people are using as a “look at my blog” type of thing. And I have never called people fucktards or poopheads. fuckheads, yes, pooptards, no.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I just wanted to say I lurve your comic ^_^
I picked up the collected Fart Party at my college bookstore, no less.
Your humor is so familiar yet refreshing, and the way you just put your naked life on the page keeps me engaged far longer than a vulgar sunday comic (which is what Fart Party kinda looks like at first).
Please keep up the good work!
March 19th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
seriously idkrash is just trying to annoy you…
pooptards…
March 19th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
yeah, I know, I started deleting his comments. really, c’mon people, this isn’t like second grade where you punch the boy you have a crush on because you think it’s cute. if you do that, I’m sooo putting you in time out.
March 19th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
For variety’s sake, and to make British readers feel at home, could you perhaps refer to idiot posters as Numpties once in a while? Ta.
March 19th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
unfortunately, idkrash is like a drug salesmen, take him out and their will be two or three to take his place with even more god awful garbage
March 20th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Taking the train from chicago to nyc to stay at my friend’s place for a few days - if the train isnt late and I get to the city on time, I will bring you delicious midwestern whiskey to the reading @ kgb bar
March 20th, 2008 at 3:22 am
And for Australian readers, the term ‘whinging POME bastard’ applied to ‘Numpties’ would go a long way in comforting those of the antipodean and chthonic persuassion.
March 20th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Yeah.. my gf is tiny as well (5′0″). It’s funny because our 9 month old son is already half as tall as her…
March 20th, 2008 at 8:51 am
This ship notification is being sent to you by the U.S. Postal Service at the request of WUNDERPANTS PRODUCTIONS.
I bet their short pants.
If I mail the book to you would you sign it, and draw a dancing tiny monkey on the inside cover?
March 20th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I’m 6′5″ and I once dated a girl who was 5′ even. We got some funny looks. the best part was when she gave me piggy back rides, I was actually lower down than I am when I stand up.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:05 am
idkrash: NO. goddammit, telling you to fuck off has become a full time job.
March 24th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
hahaha. good lord these are far more entertaining than reading new englanders bash everyone who hates on the patriots. pure brilliance.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Sorry for the delay. The solution to your height problem is hip spacers. I believe there are other surgical options available as well, which can be paid for using the aforementioned gold bullion.
Thank you for your time. Next problem, please?
November 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
im 4′11 ;_; damn i was hoping YOU were shorter than i was >.<