my sawyer name
Monday, March 3rd, 2008the Lost website just started the Sawyer nickname generator and I typed in two names to get this nickname that spawned this ridiculous sketch. (for the record, my real name generated the Munchkin part, to which I say ouch, and Penelope Boner generated Sugarpop. Sarah glidden got Sugarpop as well. Her Israel book also just got a fantastic review on the Daily Crosshatch that you can read here
so if you don’t have her minicomic, stop being a douche and just go buy it already, here
I also just quit my job. so, either buy some of my artwork here or someone give me a fucking job already! I mean, really, who’s a bitch gotta facebook poke around here to get some cash? (in case you didn’t get the memo, facebook poking is the new blowjob. but don’t go poke me, I think it’s really annoying.)
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
i’ll poke ya!
my nickname was “chairman mao”
oh yea…so i ordered some comics…. where are they? j/p
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I will spend money on you at stumptown, does that count.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
that sawyer nickname thing kinda sucked, and I had such high hopes. I mean, Whiteout? And Metro? My grandma has more zing.
I think you should fetch yourself a nice pimp name here:
http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp
That’s where Will became known as the dr. w reverand flava!
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
i typed in penelope boner and got delicious P glide, which sounds filthy!! will’s is way better. by the way, tell him i just emailed him and he’s gotta email me back cause i need to make an impulsive decision involving artwork. I’m sticking to the hip hop name that my brother gave me, which is Tiny J.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I’m RED EYE! which is a bit uncanny, I put in Pancake Mahoney as my name thouh.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’m Huckleberry Pinhead, evidently.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
hehe…I got ’stubby’
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
not having a job sucks. people think it’s a great vacation, but all you do is worry about not having a job. at least, that’s what i did.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Professor?
HE DIDN’T EVEN TRY
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Captain Lou Albino….
sweet.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Brainpan.
Best
nickname
ever.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Sticks.
that is bullshit. im skinnier then hell and somehow that faggoid sawyer knew. and poking is the lamest thing ever created but i currently have epic poke wars raging on back from 2006. i refuse to lose poke wars.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am
The picture was funnier before I read the explanation.
March 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
“Frosty”?!? What kinda bullshit nickname is that?
March 4th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
You can all call me Mondrian
March 4th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I’m “Picasso” apparently. But I hate bullfights!
March 4th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
How about a job selling juggling toys to children? I work for a juggling company in NYC, swing by FAO Shwartz sometime this week, look for the guys surrounded by kids.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
From this moment on, I appear to be a being known as “Whitesnake.”
I guess he could smell my stonewashed jeans even from his island outpost.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Not only did I buy your filthy book, I linked to you from my blog, so the 5 people who read it will hopefully also buy your filthy book. The book I plan on putting on my coffee table, so unsuspecting visitors will read it…
March 6th, 2008 at 2:34 am
So I totally clicked on that thinking it was a TOM SAWYER nickname generator … even though there wasn’t much rampant nicknaming last time I read that, unless you count “Injun Joe.”
Why no, I have never seen Lost, why do you ask?
-Mr. Zippie … and last time I checked I’m not a Mr. … SAWYER CALLED ME A BOY! *cries*
March 10th, 2008 at 12:37 am
i think you’re all crazy.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:58 am
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