boy howdy
Monday, February 18th, 2008I’m too lazy to post a comic today so instead I will give some shout outs like it’s Radio Disney. First of all, many thanks to Will Schaff of What Cheer? Brigade for getting me into the over packed show and for putting on yet another great concert. For those of you who don’t know, Will also makes amazing artwork that you know you want to hang on your wall. see it here
I updated my blog with a rant involving S&M, turkey and Christian Sex toys. you know you wanna read it, here
questions!
1) why won’t newspaper flush down the toilet?
2) will you please go buy me some real toilet paper? I don’t want to put on pants and walk half a block to the dollar store.
3) who is Paul and why is his number written on my arm?
4) can you make vernacular and binocular rhyme? no, no you can’t. nice try though!
also, if you ordered mini comics or anything else recently, I will be making the miserable trip to the Bushwick post office either today or tomorrow. which means Wednesday. well now it’s not even noon and I’m already headed back to bed. Failing at life is fucking exhausting.
February 18th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
why didn’t anyone tell me it’s some kind of fucking holiday or something? the post office was closed. you guys are all a bunch of useless cunts.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I blame the presidents
February 18th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Julia, Julia, Julia. Don’t you know? Those who kick ass in life
and are awesome get to have rest time. By exploring the world
and occasionally making reports via art and comix, you are
allowed more ‘on-the-clock’ breaks than others. Enjoy the
breaks and get to work when you feel like it. You earn it!
February 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Oh, it’s a holiday or something, so the post office is closed.
February 19th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I am totally stealing the phrase “failing at life is fucking exhausting.” And you can’t stop me, because YOU are the useless cunt!
Maybe I’ll give you credit, but most likely not.
February 19th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
PSS Paul is the snare drum player from What Cheer Brigade, and he is devestatingly handsome. His name is written on your arm cause you’re a whore.
February 19th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
no, it’s not that paul, I asked Will, the numbers don’t match up. it’s driving me crazy! i even showered with my arm out of the shower until it occurred to me that I could just, oh I dont know, write it down on paper? it’s just weird cause I never exchange numbers with people and I don’t recall even meeting a Paul.
steal away and don’t bother giving me credit, I’m happy to share my misery anonymously.
February 19th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Newspaper will too flush… you just gotta scrunch it up really well to make it soft enough before you use it.
Although I always worried about ink getting all over my hole…
February 20th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Devastatingly handsome? Hurumph!
Well, o.k., its true. but I still say “huramph!”
February 20th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Willy, you are the most devastatingly handsome chimp/man I’ve ever laid eyes (or hands) upon!
I only said devastatingly handsome to make Julia sad she couldn’t remember him, because being mean to Julia is my new, new most favorite thing ever, which took the place of being mean to you so you should be pleased indeed!
And look at you, getting all jealous! God, that’s cute.
February 20th, 2008 at 11:25 am
I’m Paul but not THAT Paul, but I am a Paul that just ordered a copy of your book. Looking forward to it.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 am
I HATE WINTER