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my dental history

Friday, February 1st, 2008

39 Responses to “my dental history”

  1. Malach the Merciless Says:

    SEXY!

  2. Matthew Bernier Says:

    You should send this to Raina Telgemeier as a Smile Guest strip. She’s been running comics depicting other artist’s dental experiences lately.

  3. ben Says:

    i had one of those palatal arch extenders too. it sucked big time.

  4. chunders in charge Says:

    Holy shit. That’s so much brutality you could create an entire death metal album about your mouth.

  5. Clare Says:

    I managed to get normal braces (temporary and fixed) but had to have my jaw broken and moved forward a centimetre, so I have metal pins in my jaw and slightly weird sensation on the right side of my chin and lip. Metal in the face for the win!

  6. aargh!ron Says:

    that last panel looks like inverted dracula incisors.

  7. Dave Says:

    Holy crap! Do you ever notice the screws? Can you unscrew them?

  8. Julia Says:

    no and no. thank god.

  9. Evan Says:

    I tried to get up during my wisdom tooth extraction, too. I don’t remember it, but the nurse said she had to tackle me.

  10. Big Mac Iraq Says:

    I hate insurance companies so much, so I never thought I’d say this, but I pity your fathers dental plan insurance company!

  11. Riss Says:

    be damned those rubber bands… i had the fox size. i dont know why they felt compelled to name the different sizes after animals.

  12. Mike Says:

    I remember having to have a key turn a device in my mouth. I don’t recall it hurting.

  13. mark Says:

    Sounds like teeth don’t like you.

  14. John Says:

    Heh, those screws look like inverted vampire fangs. :F

  15. becks Says:

    do you set off metal detectors?

  16. Anne Says:

    oooh, ouch, yikes!

  17. Miles! Says:

    i had one of those palatal arch thingys too! i feel for you, from when i was in third grade until i graduated high school i had some form of metal in my stupid mouth. lame.

  18. pencil-fuck Says:

    I gleeked on my orthodintist, that fuck.

  19. Julia Says:

    why the hell would you do that? I thank god for my orthodontist, otherwise I’d be a snaggley tooth monster.

  20. Clan C Says:

    Try Jaw surgery … break lower jaw break top and move around to right place.. braces … retainer…. lots of titanium strews… that way you can feel when when you touch my face .. now thats fun.

  21. Grocki Says:

    That’s very impressive. But you’re hearing from someone who never even had to have his wisdom teeth pulled. I feel like I live in an ivory tower of loneliness, like some kind of poseur.

    But you’re mouth is amazing. It’s like a Tim Burton wet dream. Cool.

  22. Grocki Says:

    Your*… ironically I accidentally post my pet peeve of a substitution for you’re. What are the odds?

  23. Katie FL Says:

    I started to wake up while my wisdom teeth were being removed, too. All I remember is incredibly blurry people standing over me and a terrible pain in my mouth. I started groaning and they knocked me out again.

    Were you just born without incisors? Or did they get knocked out at some point?

  24. Julia Says:

    I was just born wihtout them. My brother is missing them two. Natural selection must have skipped over us. And it wasn’t the wisdom teeth part I woke up on, I slept through that but the meds wore off while they were drilling holes into my gums to put the screws in there. Pretty much the same though, just blurry images, panic and then blackness.

  25. cactus salad Says:

    I had that terrible tooth-drag-chain on my left canine too. The orthodontist would remove several lengths at a time to crank it into place. blech.

  26. Anne Says:

    I have metal in my face, too. Screws and wires from a jaw surgery. Also had to wear headgear, expanding retainers of all kinds, braces twice, rubberbands on braces, teeth removal, overbite corrections, etc. Fun shit, ain’t it? I think my mouth is worth like $20,000 now. Damn. I think I’m glad for orthodontia, and then again, I think it’s totally fucked up.

    Anyway, the whole point of this comment post was to tell you about a rad new review of your book:
    http://guttergeek.com/

  27. Ell Says:

    So…do you have no top teeth? ouch! One of my friends braces got wierd in the winter so they tightened in their mouth they lost four teeth but got ALOT of money in compensation….they have two gold teeth now. Is it wrong that i constantly ask to see them?? ALL I WANT IS GOLD TEETH FOR MY BRITHDAY!!

  28. Nick Says:

    In the final panel, I hear your mom saying “Oh My” in a Shirley Temple voice..

  29. Nick Says:

    Er, 2nd to last panel I mean.

  30. ElyseCoursen Says:

    Sounds like Dr. Dumars

  31. Phrozt Says:

    I have good teeth for the most part, but lately my wisdom teeth have been rotting out because I should have had them removed and never did.

    I had one removed, and I asked them to put me to sleep for it (yeah I’m a pussy). I was sitting in the chair w/the other nurses/wtfevers in the room… the dentist, whom I’d never met came in, grabbed a syringe, shoved it in my mouth around the tooth about 4 times.

    Then he left the room for about 5 minutes.

    Then he came back in, took some bar looking object and started yanking around in my mouth. I heard cracking and breaking and a huge loss of pressure around my tooth. Then he stuck some pliers in and yanked it out… then he left the room.

    He never talked to me pre-, during, or post op.

    Here’s a pic of the tooth. I’m warning you though… its fucking DISGUSTING!!!! So if you don’t want to throw up in your mouth a bit,

    *** DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK: ***

    http://phroztnet.org/screen/tooth.jpg

  32. Julia Says:

    uh, yeah, hate to burst your bubble dude, but that’s called “an every day tooth extraction” meaning, that’s how it always goes. I should know, I’ve had 9 teeth pulled. I just didn’t include it in the comic. What did you expect? that he was gonna hold you and sweet talk your tooth out?
    that picture, good sir, is also what we call a “typical cavity” and the only thing disgusting about it is the fact that you let it get that bad before having it removed. Your breath must have smelled like a dumpster.

  33. el Says:

    Hey, I’m missing the same teeth as you!..that’s weird, I thought i was the only one!
    I only had the headgear, braces and plate though..should get the implants in the next few years. Good to know others exist…and look normal…
    Oh, and love your comics, BTW, makes me want to move to America!

  34. Audrey!! Says:

    You think waking up in surgery is badass? Hellz no!! I was awake the whole time they were taking my teeth out. Super-freaky is the adjective that comes to mind.

  35. Hilda Says:

    My mouth hurts now

  36. Jessica Fink Says:

    Send this to Raina! It’s so perfect for smile!
    http://www.webcomicsnation.com/raina/smilecomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=725
    I just did a comic about my hideous dental endeavors for her.
    here’s the page of all the guest strips:
    http://www.webcomicsnation.com/raina/smilecomics/series.php?view=archive&chapter=23925&name=smilecomics
    here’s mine:
    http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/jessfink.jpg

    Hot damn it is like child torture.
    I have never heard of that button and chain business it truly frightens me to my core. Could you feel the hole in your gums??? UUUNNNNhappy.

  37. Julia Says:

    i did already and it was posted! wheee

  38. Disintegral Says:

    My buddy Hess woke up while having his wisdom teeth out. Yeah, he’s a big guy (bout 6′3″ and 250? lbs I would guess). Yeah. He broke the chair. Possibly the dentist as well…

  39. Natalie Brown Says:

    OMG i had the SAME dental fuck ups!! i my eye tooth grew up in my face and I have to have implants put it!

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