Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
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January 29th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
i actually think the latter is more accurate
January 29th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Despite it all, you seem more cheerful without science.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Holy shit that is funny. I laughed out loud like my dad. That is how you know you are getting old, laughing and cursing like the parents.
January 29th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Forget you, I want Middle Ages you!
January 29th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
You are a Garbage Pail Kid. Your new name is Julia Schmaltz.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Yay science!
I’ve never heard of Silvadine.. what is it? And how badly did you really mess up your face? As a kid, my knees were in a constant state of scabs that were barely healed before I’d skin them again. Yet as an adult there’s no scarring.
Can we get a recreation of the various traumas (minus the hair and the glasses)? I mean with comics - you don’t have to do them again IRL.
January 29th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
But it would all even out because you could hook up with some other science-less freak who can’t see what a mess you are because they don’t have glasses either!
January 30th, 2008 at 1:13 am
silvadene is actually a burn treatment cream that was brand new at the time, they were testing it on road rashes and it totally worked. My knee has noticeable scars on it but there’s nothing on my face. It was a really bad fall, I face planted going downhill on a scooter and tore all the skin off the right half of my face, chest and knee. I made a comic about it, but it’s only in the fart party book, not online. The dental work was a whole different nightmare, maybe i’ll make a comic about it sometime soon.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Along with the drawing, I have to imagine the monster sans-science you as being totally blind, of course.
And jeez, I never knew about the teeth! You sure had a childhood dense with medical procedures.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:52 am
so scary….
nightmares
January 30th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I think “non-science you” lives down the block from me. She sells bags of pork rinds, and popsicles out of a cooler.
Without science, I’d have a big scar on my chin, weird teeth, and yellowed skin. Basically, I’d be a 19th century street urchin. Evenin’ guvnah!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am
don’t forget that operation you had when you were 4 to give you a soul!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:05 am
oh, right right, however that wasn’t very successful, my body rejected it two days later.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Sounds like a success to me.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Without science, I wouldn’t have use of my right arm, and would only have one front tooth. Plus I’d be really hairy. Yay science!
January 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
fuck that made me laugh like a dork in the middle of my quiet office. i have an implant, too! and also had a big ol’ gaping spot as a kid. so i have this titanium bit 1-1/2 inches into my head. i’m sure my body loves it.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:08 am
oh, right, here it is:
http://www.fartparty.org/2006/12/26/old-comic-i-just-found/
January 31st, 2008 at 4:29 am
Being British, I closely resemble the second picture anyway. With Ginger hair, to boot.
Actualy, I have a sad confession to make - I really wish I had the amount of hair the second head has. It’s almost…. aspirational.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
yahooo for science although i hope one day they’ll make dentists less painful…i love laura parks drawing check those teeth!
March 17th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I believe, without science, you would need glasses…or wait, they wouldn’t exist!
FUUUUCK