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Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

this actually happened before the other key incident, I wasn’t gonna post it but it seems funnier since the last key fiasco. I am now pleased to report that a second set of keys has been made and this fun has come to an end.

20 Responses to “idiot”

  1. ksklein Says:

    lol… sorry, but i just can´t help laughing.

  2. Joanna Says:

    The jump from fire escape to scaffold seems quite daring.

  3. Miles! Says:

    goodness, julia. the shit that happens to you sounds alot like the shit that happens to me, except i live on the ground floor and when things go bad, they go real bad. like when my pedal bike got stolen 15 miles from home, and 1500 miles from anybody i knew, rendering my cell completely useless. oh well, there isn’t much one can do, i suppose.

  4. sharon Says:

    i had a heart attack just reading that. you are brave!

  5. comicgrl Says:

    Thats so cool;like a movie jumping from the fire escape…

    Two days back,was rding my bike..did my shopping went home..couldnt find my keys..realised i had to hit downtown to see my boyfriend at work to get his keys,with the bag of groceries,really cold..and i was longing for coffee..I was becoming incredibly annoyed…Biked to his work,he gave me the keys,naturally i started an argument (because i had to blame him,instead of me,being all grownup)..biked back..came home panting…As it turned out the lining of my bag was open and my own set of keys where hidden between the lining and the bottom..the only sensible thing to do was to hit my bed and to wake up at 12 pm…

  6. Joe 2.0 Says:

    After loosing lots of keys, I started putting them on a lanyard around my neck or my belt ring(which kicks ass, it’s kinda like a yoyo)

  7. michael Says:

    So did you fall on your keys?

  8. mark Says:

    Losing your keys turned you into an action hero.

  9. Malach the Merciless Says:

    Your like Spiderman

  10. Arlene Says:

    Hilarious!

  11. T-2 Says:

    Welcome to the human race where it is a wonder that any of us survive to see our 5th birthday.

  12. Ben Says:

    that is a fucking bad-ass thing to do, even though it was also unnecessary (or maybe partly because it was unnecessary)

  13. becks Says:

    i think i would have had almost pooped myself if i were in your sneakers

  14. fishamaphone Says:

    You notice how in the movies whenever there’s a daring jump like that, the hero always just barely makes it? Maybe a minor character misses, but the hero always makes it. I want to see a movie where the hero misses the jump and falls to his death, right in the middle of the movie.

    So long as aforementioned “hero” is NOT Julia. She’s too short to die.

  15. Julia Says:

    you guys are a bunch of fucking pussies.

  16. Bob Says:

    A similar thing happened to me. I realized I was locked out of my house. I never liked the back door so I decided to kick in one of the panels. I didn’t want to kick so hard that I broke the door jam so I tried to kick carefully. It was REALLY loud and I had to do it about 8 times before I got it right. The disturbing thing is that no one came to see what the hell was going on! Oh, and then I found my keys in my back pocket.

  17. Shopmonkey Chris Says:

    Maybe you could license FP as a video game…

    Whether rejection as Julia looks for a job!

    Learn all about personal hygiene as Julia does her laundry!

    Experience the heart racing thrills of Julia looking for her keys!

    Hone your platform jumping skills as Julia leaps from fire escapes to shaky scaffolds and through open windows!

    Test your mental dexterity by doing all of the above while drinking heavily!

    With modern cell shaded rendering technology, it could look SWEET.

  18. Joe 2.0 Says:

    Pussy huh? I’m gonna give you the ol’ stink eye! *squint* Heheh…as for the video game idea, I’d play the hell outta that one!

  19. Phrozt Says:

    “Looks like we’re gonna have to jump!”

    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail106.html

  20. Disintegral Says:

    I do this all the time.

    Um.. minus the bad ass Spiderman shit…

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