Aww, oh no! Fret not, teeny tiny… Will and I shall envelope you in a warm whiskey haze in which we shall float joyfully about the city. And if that doesn’t make all right as rain, I’ll stuff you in my back pocket and smuggle you back to providence.
hey there julia i’ve been reading fartparty for awhile now and this is my first time commenting but i wanted to say that i love reading your comics and im sad to hear that ur having a bad january here in NY……. u thou should be happy that its not that cold here im loving the no snow….
When I get bummed out about job/living situations I read Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London… probably the best way to gain perspective. I hope things improve greatly for you though. Listening to Dylan’s “Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again” helps. Top volume, that’s important.
Oh shit no way! Uh, did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like my cheating girlfriend from above?? Sorry about the milk thing. Can I take you out to dinner to make up for it?
Well if it makes you feel any better, I woke up today with the intent of being productive, discovered Fart Party from a link on the PBF, then spent five solid hours scouring the archives and ignoring various bodily needs/wants. Also, I immediately set out on an adventure to The Magazine, which I had never heard of. Props! I’m glad you exist.
I love the shit out of the last three comments. Fraustin, you lil’ peach! i heart you too. But if anyone refers to me as “juno juggs” in real life, I will make you eat my abortion.
I accept this honor and this title you have bestowed upon me, Man-Tits, by the authority of your enormous breasts, second only in size, pendulousness, and hairyness to Juno Juggs, whose tits rule us all. I understand that being named a Princess of Pink Sock Licking is both a recognition of my years of P.S.L.ing at lower ranks, and also a great responsibility to lick Pink Socks even harder in the future. My tongue is moist and my jaw is well stretched; I am ready for this task, and I shall not let my subjects down (unless it is to reposition them so that I may better lick their Pink Socks.)
I hope one day I will Reign as your Pink Sock Licker Queen, though I have much licking to perform before that time will come.
sigh. i’m afraid I have to side with Ryan. and matt, you’re going to be horrified when you look up pink sock and find out what it actually means. and I’m going to laaaaff my ass off.
You’re right Matt, it’s where whilst anal sex is taking place the colon is reversed and creates the deadly pink sock hanging out of the ass. Sounds..er..lovely.
Most of that sort of thing has happened to me, just not all at once LOL
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January 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
But wait, there’s more! Scrabulous will be taken down due to copyright infringement.
Happy Friday!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
even if that’s not totally autobiographical: suck sympathy and good luck!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Hang in there Julia! Here’s to hoping February will be better!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
but it is totally autobiographical. you cant make that shit up! and yeah, febuary will be better, I”m just gonna write off all of January on my taxes.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
If I could upload a hug I could but you’ll probably just report it as Spam.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I hope you threw a rock through that chocolate milk fucker’s window.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
that blows. next month will be better. take a mini vacation. come to philadelphia and we can flood you with yards philly pale ale.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
wow. what a crap month. at least you can turn it into comic gold. even if you can hardly get outta bed, that’s something.
right?
ugh. sorry to hear that new york is kicking your ass like it did mine!
January 18th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Cheer up and just think, you have the bitter tasting loneliness of Valentine’s Day to look forward to for February.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
i’d love to know why you got fired.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Aww! Hilary and I were just talking about how she was gonna stop into your bar again soon. Dude, good luck finding work!
January 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Aww, oh no! Fret not, teeny tiny… Will and I shall envelope you in a warm whiskey haze in which we shall float joyfully about the city. And if that doesn’t make all right as rain, I’ll stuff you in my back pocket and smuggle you back to providence.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
hang in there… hope things turn around for you soon.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I hope things improve, Julia.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
hey there julia i’ve been reading fartparty for awhile now and this is my first time commenting but i wanted to say that i love reading your comics and im sad to hear that ur having a bad january here in NY……. u thou should be happy that its not that cold here im loving the no snow….
January 18th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Life can’t always shit on you, if it does, you have the satisfaction of knowing it’ll get hemorrhoids.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I can sympathize–someone threw honey mustard at me on my bike in Portland last year. Honey fucking mustard.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Yeah. When life shits on me I like to be the water in the bowl that splashes back on the butt of life.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:33 am
When I get bummed out about job/living situations I read Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London… probably the best way to gain perspective. I hope things improve greatly for you though. Listening to Dylan’s “Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again” helps. Top volume, that’s important.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Oh shit no way! Uh, did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like my cheating girlfriend from above?? Sorry about the milk thing. Can I take you out to dinner to make up for it?
January 19th, 2008 at 8:39 am
“It can’t rain all the time” - things will turn around.
January 19th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
you cant forget, its freakin cold!
January 20th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Well if it makes you feel any better, I woke up today with the intent of being productive, discovered Fart Party from a link on the PBF, then spent five solid hours scouring the archives and ignoring various bodily needs/wants. Also, I immediately set out on an adventure to The Magazine, which I had never heard of. Props! I’m glad you exist.
January 20th, 2008 at 9:11 am
scrabulous rules!
I WILL BEEEE THE FLAMMMEEE (sorry listening to cheap trick).
January 20th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I am heading down to Needles & Pens to buy another copy of your book… you magnificent bastard!
January 21st, 2008 at 10:52 am
Why would you waste chocolate milk like that?
I mean, maybe whole milk…but chocolate?
January 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
That’s pretty fucking shitty, Julia. Sorry to hear about all that bullshit. I hope things get better for you, you deserve a lot more than that.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Jesus. These comments are making me sick. I predict things get EVEN WORSE for Julia as punishment for having such rhythm-of-the-chakra style readers.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Hey, Tiny Tits! Why don’t you tell everybody your new nickname? Juno Jugggs!
January 21st, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Juno Juggs? I can’t believe they fired you after you told them you’re pregnant! I can’t wait to see what kinda little crapper you fart out.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I love the shit out of the last three comments. Fraustin, you lil’ peach! i heart you too. But if anyone refers to me as “juno juggs” in real life, I will make you eat my abortion.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
three Gs! for every G in your cup size, juno!
January 21st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
i just did some quick bra research and I guess there isn’t a triple G size brassiere. So I guess you were right, Juno Juggs!
January 21st, 2008 at 2:53 pm
goddammit renier, that is NOT my new nickname! if this catches on i’m going to kill you
January 21st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
How about a compromise- you’ll be Juno Juggs if Aaron is Man-tits McGee.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:05 pm
done! we’ll see how those hold. And while I’m at it, I dub Matt the, “Pink Sock Licker Princess” Like fucking glue, that one.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I accept this honor and this title you have bestowed upon me, Man-Tits, by the authority of your enormous breasts, second only in size, pendulousness, and hairyness to Juno Juggs, whose tits rule us all. I understand that being named a Princess of Pink Sock Licking is both a recognition of my years of P.S.L.ing at lower ranks, and also a great responsibility to lick Pink Socks even harder in the future. My tongue is moist and my jaw is well stretched; I am ready for this task, and I shall not let my subjects down (unless it is to reposition them so that I may better lick their Pink Socks.)
I hope one day I will Reign as your Pink Sock Licker Queen, though I have much licking to perform before that time will come.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 am
well said, young maiden
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:08 am
Julia still hasn’t agreed, though. How about it, Julia? Man-Tits and Princess in exchange for Juno?
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 am
that…was….so…gay
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:31 am
sigh. i’m afraid I have to side with Ryan. and matt, you’re going to be horrified when you look up pink sock and find out what it actually means. and I’m going to laaaaff my ass off.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am
don’t be sad jugs! Busty lil thing like you will find plenty of work flashing the pink on the pole!
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
It’s someone’s extruded colon, isn’t it? Does it mean something even worse that I don’t know about?
March 20th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
You’re right Matt, it’s where whilst anal sex is taking place the colon is reversed and creates the deadly pink sock hanging out of the ass. Sounds..er..lovely.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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February 26th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Most of that sort of thing has happened to me, just not all at once LOL