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fart party comic for 2008-01-14

all the time with this bullshit!

Monday, January 14th, 2008

17 Responses to “all the time with this bullshit!”

  1. Alicia Says:

    Yeah, I’m always locking myself out of my house. I have to keep a set of keys in my car.

  2. Matthew Bernier Says:

    That is the best ending to a Fart Party comic ever. And I love how the water is in a tentacle like in “The Abyss”, reaching up to slobber on your cookie.

  3. Big Mac Iraq Says:

    That stranger should have bought you a new cookie. Cheap bastard…

  4. Leon Says:

    Yeah! cookies from strangers in NY?

    maybe, just maybe that’s not such a great idea.

    Or am I being too anti-NY?

  5. Leon Says:

    Of course, you could have given him your soggy cookie.

    That would have *really* confused him.

  6. Adam Says:

    At the very least, if you buy a stranger a replacement cookie when they’re looking sad, that’s some excellent good karma. Oh well.

  7. sarah Says:

    i think she probably bought the cookie at a bakery…

    i agree with matthew; best ending EVAR! But I think the look of complete shock and dismay in the forth to last panel is just perfect in every way. Dude, that should be your icon or avatar or whatever youcallit for your shelfari and facebook profiles. forever!

  8. Liz Baillie Says:

    One time I got locked out while I was walking the dog and I forgot my cellphone and didn’t have ANYTHING on me but a giant dog and a bag for her poop. I had to wait outside the building for about two hours before the landlord’s girlfriend came home. I didn’t get an amusing comic out of it though, at least you have that!

  9. Matthew Bernier Says:

    Sarah’s right. That may be one of my favorite single images from you.

  10. Adam Says:

    Pants, he he. Reminds me of when Improv Everywhere folks ride the subway without pants.

  11. gary Says:

    Your misery is comedy gold. Trust me when I say, you’re going to look bad and cherish the suckage that is your life right now and say “Ahh.. the good ol’ days.” You’ll say ‘fuck you!” now.. but you’ll say “right on!” later in life.

    …Later, in the future, when people will start saying “right on!” again.
    ;)

  12. Leon Says:

    Also, I know what it’s like to lock myself out of my place in my PJs - I had to walk through central london in PJs and slippers (thankfully I had then on) when I locked myself out of my place in Kings Cross, down to trafalgar square where my flatmate was working as a chef to pick up a set of keys - at least he had the deceny to lend me a tube fare back home!

  13. jodi Says:

    I’m torn between feeling sorry for you in your plight (even if it does make for some good funny) and feeling pissed off about the nosy stranger dude. Where do guys get off thinking they have a right to tell some miserable looking woman on the street to cheer up, or to smile, or “gee it can’t be that bad”? Like we’re obligated to be charming, and to try to look attractive and welcoming, all the fricking time.

    Sorry. Feeling ranty. I’m glad you were wearing pants, though. And shoes.

  14. Julia Says:

    oh, there’s no “fuck you”-ing about this, I drew this comic as soon as I got home from this whole debacle. I thought that shit was funny while it was happening. I have a hard time taking myself seriously.

  15. smerwin Says:

    the “what the hell” face after your cookie gets splashed is fucking great. even for a stick figure, that’s exactly the face i would make. “buh.. guh.. wha.. FUCK!”

  16. Citysqwirl Says:

    Most door locks can be set so they don’t lock automatically! Yes, it takes a second every time you leave your house to lock the door with your key, but you won’t ever lock yourself out again . . . or forget your keys.

    In less hectoring news, I saw a big stack of The Fart Party book at Forbidden Planet yesterday. It looks great!

  17. Amitai Sandy Says:

    Great comic!

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