ahem, BRIAN! I do believe a certain nameless website that you run is the official julia wertz haters club. But can I at least be the treasurer? and the only acceptable money is doubloons.
I didn’t do a comic about bacon, but i’m sure someone said “bacon strips” at least somewhere in one of these comments cause you’re all a bunch of filthy bastards.
oh wow, this is such a beautiful thread, makes me want to print it, laminate it, and give it to a cousin for a christening present, right after I tell you about my experience last night involving acidic diarrhoea and painting the walls with my projectile vomiting, after eating a dodgy pack of instant noodles. You know, I’d forgotton the exact shade of green/yellow that stomach acid actually is until I had to clean it off the walls between retches in the early hours of thismorning.
I have no defence, it’s not even as if I’m a student anymore.
Hey, Julia… Is there a way you can find out what search term I just added to your Google results? I won’t put it up here, though, ’cause it’s sappy, but I think it’s true.
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December 17th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
“I hate Julia Wertz” that’s awesome!
December 17th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Oh my gawd, beets fart! That blew my mind!
December 17th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Well that makes sense as this is my primary source of both places to hide porno and information on the American constitution.
December 17th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
I just added “I love Julia Wertz” to your search phrases! BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH!
I think I am going to do more
December 18th, 2007 at 10:26 am
The funniest thing about that list is that i could see just about all of them being mentioned in the comic. Except for “tom cruz” (wtf?)
December 18th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
i heard that tom cruz farts rainbows and it makes god cry
December 18th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
is this the official meeting place of the julia wertz haters club?
damn, yo, i thought there would be more people here.
December 18th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I don’t even bother bookmarking the site, I just search on “chinese buffet”.
Did you do a bacon comic? The only one I can think of is Joe Sayer’s classic “bacon truck!”
December 18th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
ahem, BRIAN! I do believe a certain nameless website that you run is the official julia wertz haters club. But can I at least be the treasurer? and the only acceptable money is doubloons.
I didn’t do a comic about bacon, but i’m sure someone said “bacon strips” at least somewhere in one of these comments cause you’re all a bunch of filthy bastards.
December 18th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
I heard he gives Katie vodka douches when she menstruates and fucks her with a piece of celery. He calls it a Bloody Mary.
December 18th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
is that a scientology ritual?
December 18th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
He just does that so he doesn’t have to let his penis touch a woman.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
deal, but only if we can accept camel bucks, as well.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
he has a penis? nonono he’s like a mannequin and when you take off his pants, it’s just smooth plastic. he shits out of his mouth. obviously.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:20 am
oh wow, this is such a beautiful thread, makes me want to print it, laminate it, and give it to a cousin for a christening present, right after I tell you about my experience last night involving acidic diarrhoea and painting the walls with my projectile vomiting, after eating a dodgy pack of instant noodles. You know, I’d forgotton the exact shade of green/yellow that stomach acid actually is until I had to clean it off the walls between retches in the early hours of thismorning.
I have no defence, it’s not even as if I’m a student anymore.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
that’s why katie loves kissing him. she loves the taste of shit.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
stubleupon!!
March 9th, 2008 at 5:01 am
Crap. Now I want to Google “Fun Places to Fuck”
For the record, I didn’t come on from Google.
I came from here.
http://oh-the-humanatee.deviantart.com/
Mine is here, though…
http://roadkillroy.deviantart.com/
March 27th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Hey, Julia… Is there a way you can find out what search term I just added to your Google results? I won’t put it up here, though, ’cause it’s sappy, but I think it’s true.