Comments on: i can’t do anything right http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/ humorous autobiographical comic updated daily Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:14:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Sarah Mac http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29636 Sarah Mac Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:13:32 +0000 http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29636 Oh man, that sucks about the wallet. Glad you are back and safe! Oh man, that sucks about the wallet. Glad you are back and safe!

]]> By: Julia http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29527 Julia Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:53:43 +0000 http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29527 ohoh! i want a C-towntowntown rewards card embedded in my BRAIN cause I shop there all the time for cheap gross food oh yeah, i'm back now, new comics tomorrow. ohoh! i want a C-towntowntown rewards card embedded in my BRAIN cause I shop there all the time for cheap gross food
oh yeah, i’m back now, new comics tomorrow.

]]> By: gabby http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29513 gabby Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:43:18 +0000 http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29513 what you fail to understand is that we are at WAR. with terror. an endless war of eternally escalating shittiness against terror. the terror is everywhere, it's always terroristic, it's constantly increasing its terror quotient, and our only weapon against this terror is MORE TERROR. and soviet-level bureaucracy, snitchery, surveillance and government interference. nobody said freedom was free! in fact, god willing, freedom will bring this whole country's economy to its knees. freedom is the new terror. and if we don't elect george bush as the first american monarch, this whole country can kiss all their precious freedom goodbye. now let's see those flags! next time maybe you'll wise up and get your ID, credit cards and victoria's secret rewards card on an embedded RFID chip like any true American. what you fail to understand is that we are at WAR. with terror. an endless war of eternally escalating shittiness against terror. the terror is everywhere, it’s always terroristic, it’s constantly increasing its terror quotient, and our only weapon against this terror is MORE TERROR. and soviet-level bureaucracy, snitchery, surveillance and government interference. nobody said freedom was free! in fact, god willing, freedom will bring this whole country’s economy to its knees. freedom is the new terror. and if we don’t elect george bush as the first american monarch, this whole country can kiss all their precious freedom goodbye. now let’s see those flags!

next time maybe you’ll wise up and get your ID, credit cards and victoria’s secret rewards card on an embedded RFID chip like any true American.

]]> By: Damien Wray http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29512 Damien Wray Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:29:50 +0000 http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29512 "Escalators?" Yeah, you crack wise, but you wait until some mad terrorist pilots an escalator into a kindergarden up in Canada and THEN you thank your lucky stars you live in the good ol' USA! Oh beautiful... *sniff* for... spacious... skies... *salutes* “Escalators?”

Yeah, you crack wise, but you wait until some mad terrorist pilots an escalator into a kindergarden up in Canada and THEN you thank your lucky stars you live in the good ol’ USA!

Oh beautiful… *sniff* for… spacious… skies… *salutes*

]]> By: Joe 2.0 http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29511 Joe 2.0 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:37:55 +0000 http://www.fartparty.org/2007/11/27/i-cant-do-anything-right/#comment-29511 I was gonna leave a comment here, but I forgot my ID. *da-dum ding* Yeah...last year I lost my ID and found out you can't do a whole lot of anything without it. Not even if they have your ID on record. It sucked SO much ass. I was gonna leave a comment here, but I forgot my ID. *da-dum ding*

Yeah…last year I lost my ID and found out you can’t do a whole lot of anything without it. Not even if they have your ID on record. It sucked SO much ass.

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