Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
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November 7th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
well… you’ve obviously blown the last of your new york fun-load. i’ll get there just in time to hear the whole city whining about their bunions or something.
November 7th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
The chinatown bus is always an adventure in staying alive.
My very last trip on a chinatown bus wound up with someone’s pet boa constrictor getting loose…
Never again.
November 7th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
What is exquisite corpse?
November 7th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
What the fuck! How come my busses never shoot fire?! I’ve ridden the Chinatown bus seven times, and not once was there any fire! Or any mishap at all, for that matter. Where’s my goddamned flames! I want my money back!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 12:31 am
aw, sorry matt, but if it makes you feel better, the first time i rode this bus is was smooth as a baby’s asshole.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:33 am
and gabby, I have to go back to baltimore at the end of November. So if your up for some blowin’ up, you know who to call. and I don’t have any bunions, but I can’t promise I won’t complain in general
November 8th, 2007 at 12:36 am
oh yeah, exquisite corpse is when you draw on half a sheet of paper and then fold it and draw connecting lines and someone has to continue those lines and make a full drawing. it usually doesn’t work out so well, but sometimes you get an accidentally awesome drawing
November 8th, 2007 at 1:45 am
I really wish that the Chinatown buses in Chicago shot flames, or were some form of flammable deathtrap. I’m going to feel slighted every time I ride the 21 Cermak now.
November 8th, 2007 at 6:47 am
hmm, maybe I spoke too soon about busess up north the other day …
Do people get stabbed on busses in NY? It’s part of the spice about bus travel in North London these days. I try to use the tube whenever I can.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:53 am
City busses here in Sprungfield, IL are non-eventful, but the bus drivers are grouchy as fuck for some reason. Except for one, who is the extreme opposite of grouchy and is talkative. You’re like “Dude, shaddup! I just wanna get to White Oaks Mall to buy a Ben Folds Five cd and some Vans!”
November 8th, 2007 at 10:23 am
no one gets stabbed on buses, but once in san francisco, a guy stuck his wiener in my face, does that count?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Coming back to Baltimore? Our cup runneth over. Business or pleasure?
November 8th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Did his weiner have a bayonet on a cock ring?
November 8th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
niiice. We don’t get much gun crime here (relatively, though it’s rising)
What we do get it a lot of people getting kicjed to death.
Nothing like examining a bloody boot print on a face to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside (I did a forensics couse way back in my past).
November 14th, 2007 at 8:12 am
Someone I know had a similar flame filled experience on a chinatown bus not too long ago.
Generally because of stories like this and others, I tend to stay away from the chinatown buses.
February 29th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
oh my god.
i took the chinatown bus to baltimore.
halfway there the driver pulled into a rest stop, everyone unloaded, and he lit up his bong made from a gatorade bottle.
no flames for us, though.
maybe it would have taken less than 6 hours for us to arrive.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I don’t speak for all Chinatown people, but me am very sorry. I can make that joke cuz I’m Chinese!
Reverse Racism: Gotta Love it!
(80’s sitcom freeze frame)