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SF vs NY

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

come to SPX!
bring me delicious whiskey!
get the new issue of Papercutter!
you can mail order stuff, my address is on the bio/contact page

24 Responses to “SF vs NY”

  1. T-2 Says:

    Hearts!

  2. michael Says:

    Hearts and Farts!

  3. becks Says:

    the subway system seems very intimidating

  4. Jess Says:

    yo spelt add wrong in the second new york panel. and that part about the subway is very true for ny

  5. Jeremy Says:

    Where are you getting fries in your falafel? none of the places i’ve been to do that!

  6. Adam Says:

    Man, that whiskey looks good. Where I am, it is just after 10a.m. and I am at work for another 7 hours. Sigh…

  7. Joe 2.0 Says:

    Hey, do people constantly ask for cigs in NYC? Here in Sprungfield, IL, I can’t even walk across downtown without getting asked for a “square” or a “rollup” at least 3-1,000,000,000 times. And that’s when I’m NOT apparently a smoker. When (and I’ve learned it’s a bad idea) I walk downtown WHILE smoking a cig, multiply that by some crazy number.

    In other news, I got my cdl permit today so I’m off to truckdriving school in a week or so. Woo! Money job! Heheh…

  8. Matthew Bernier Says:

    As a former resident of NYC, I can tell you that in four years of living there I was asked for a light once, a cigarette no times, a joint/some pot about 20 times, LSD once, and gum twice.

    It may be because when I see someone my own age smoking, I look at them like they’re a fucking idiot, and they can see that and move on to someone else. That doesn’t explain the potheads though, cause I’d assume I look at them like they’re even bigger idiots. Maybe they can’t discern the disdain in my expression because of all that pot.

  9. mgabrys Says:

    Matthew B. + who obviously has never been to a nightclub in his entire life + as every city on the planet has cig-moochers outside nightclubs = Matthew B. is a boring fuck (Squared) to the power of a pompous ass.

  10. Matthew Bernier Says:

    It’s true, I tend to eschew nightclubs and cigarettes. I guess the alluring combination of bad breath, expensive drinks, shitty music and venereal disease just isn’t enough for me for some reason.

    I do enjoy lighting plastic trash bins on fire and inhaling the fumes for a high, however, and I also enjoy giving the homeless hand jobs. I guess I’m a cheap date.

  11. Matthew Bernier Says:

    By the way, instead of ruining your lungs by being a pathetic junkie, why don’t you let me give you a “cream filled Christ?” That’s where I use a roman spear to stab you through the torso, and then I fuck the gaping wound.

  12. fishamaphone Says:

    Is “Lavish Bread” anything like “Laffa Bread?” Maybe this is a native San Fransiscan term I’m not familiar with.

  13. probie Says:

    wait, which city gets points for the first and last ones??

  14. Julia Says:

    lavish bread is a type of flat bread that kinda looks like a crispier tortilla shaped like a rectangle. I’m sure you’ve seen it and/or eaten it if you’ve ever had Mediterranean food.
    as for this stupid fucking argument going on, all I have to say about it is mgabry- are you retarded? the quickest way to get blacklisted around here is to be an ass to one of my real life friends. Matt may be a total square, but he wins this one for coming up wit the “cream filled christ.” In your face!

  15. mgabrys Says:

    I win for getting the fuck out of the house. Hand job? Heh - I’m surprised he even knows what that is. Thank god for the internets eh?

    See people? This is what being a shut-in will turn you into. Don’t delay - go out today!

  16. Joe 2.0 Says:

    Well, I, for one appologize for (indirectly) starting an argument. However…the “cream filled christ” comment gets a big fat whonkin’ creativity medal from me. Good one, dude!

  17. mgabrys Says:

    So sperm and Christ gets the laughs - but we get nothing creative for the Jews.

    How goy!

    (Unless of course you want to consider wound-fucking the “king of the jews” but that’s a stretch - and a finger bang!)

  18. Benn Says:

    Being a lifelong East Coaster, one of my favorite memories of San Francisco was years ago going to a hipster bar years ago with Nick Bertozzi and a buncha other people.

    I sat at the bar getting my drink on while they were off a-socializing. These two girls were looking at me so I started talking the them. They asked, “Where are you from?”

    I said, “The East Coast. Baltimore.”

    They said, and I shit you not, “That’s weird, you don’t look Jewish.”

    I didn’t want to burst their bubble, so I said, “I’m one of the 7 non-Jewish families allowed to live there.”

    But to this day I’m miffed by that. Do West Coasters or San Franciscans think the East Coast is just one giant Jewish enclave? If so, why?

  19. Joelle Says:

    mgabrys… I thought that your comment was the only truly funny and half way clever comment posted on this entire stream. I’m guessing you’re a smoker also? Either way, rock on.

  20. T-2 Says:

    Ignorance knows no coastline, it happens everywhere.

    You should have burst their bubble…it might have helped…then again, prolly not.

    In the meantime…this is a clever comic, Julia.

  21. Amitai Sandy Says:

    Israel:
    Bums: vegan philosophers who don’t drink alcohol.

    Falafel: 3$, best organic open pita, best fresh falafel in the world, all extras included, refills free of charge.

    Beer bottles: 1.5$ for a 0.5 litter bottle, good Tuborg or Goldstar lager beer, not your wussy Heineken piss.

    Score: Israel wins blindly.
    Extra free advantages: great weather, great looking girls, biggest breasts in the world. Gurenteed.

  22. mgabrys Says:

    re:” biggest breasts in the world. Guaranteed.”

    Or double your money back?

  23. Leon Says:

    Whats going on? Js place is turning into the rest of the internet? Of course I don’t mean the pics, just the stupid comment threads. Hell, delete it all, delete this, yer the boss (and please delete this for being so sycophantic)

    Cheers kids!

  24. tma Says:

    it’s “Lavash”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavash

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