SF vs NY
Thursday, October 11th, 2007come to SPX!
bring me delicious whiskey!
get the new issue of Papercutter!
you can mail order stuff, my address is on the bio/contact page
come to SPX!
bring me delicious whiskey!
get the new issue of Papercutter!
you can mail order stuff, my address is on the bio/contact page
October 11th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Hearts!
October 11th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Hearts and Farts!
October 11th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
the subway system seems very intimidating
October 11th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
yo spelt add wrong in the second new york panel. and that part about the subway is very true for ny
October 11th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Where are you getting fries in your falafel? none of the places i’ve been to do that!
October 12th, 2007 at 4:16 am
Man, that whiskey looks good. Where I am, it is just after 10a.m. and I am at work for another 7 hours. Sigh…
October 12th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Hey, do people constantly ask for cigs in NYC? Here in Sprungfield, IL, I can’t even walk across downtown without getting asked for a “square” or a “rollup” at least 3-1,000,000,000 times. And that’s when I’m NOT apparently a smoker. When (and I’ve learned it’s a bad idea) I walk downtown WHILE smoking a cig, multiply that by some crazy number.
In other news, I got my cdl permit today so I’m off to truckdriving school in a week or so. Woo! Money job! Heheh…
October 12th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
As a former resident of NYC, I can tell you that in four years of living there I was asked for a light once, a cigarette no times, a joint/some pot about 20 times, LSD once, and gum twice.
It may be because when I see someone my own age smoking, I look at them like they’re a fucking idiot, and they can see that and move on to someone else. That doesn’t explain the potheads though, cause I’d assume I look at them like they’re even bigger idiots. Maybe they can’t discern the disdain in my expression because of all that pot.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Matthew B. + who obviously has never been to a nightclub in his entire life + as every city on the planet has cig-moochers outside nightclubs = Matthew B. is a boring fuck (Squared) to the power of a pompous ass.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:18 am
It’s true, I tend to eschew nightclubs and cigarettes. I guess the alluring combination of bad breath, expensive drinks, shitty music and venereal disease just isn’t enough for me for some reason.
I do enjoy lighting plastic trash bins on fire and inhaling the fumes for a high, however, and I also enjoy giving the homeless hand jobs. I guess I’m a cheap date.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:21 am
By the way, instead of ruining your lungs by being a pathetic junkie, why don’t you let me give you a “cream filled Christ?” That’s where I use a roman spear to stab you through the torso, and then I fuck the gaping wound.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Is “Lavish Bread” anything like “Laffa Bread?” Maybe this is a native San Fransiscan term I’m not familiar with.
October 14th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
wait, which city gets points for the first and last ones??
October 14th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
lavish bread is a type of flat bread that kinda looks like a crispier tortilla shaped like a rectangle. I’m sure you’ve seen it and/or eaten it if you’ve ever had Mediterranean food.
as for this stupid fucking argument going on, all I have to say about it is mgabry- are you retarded? the quickest way to get blacklisted around here is to be an ass to one of my real life friends. Matt may be a total square, but he wins this one for coming up wit the “cream filled christ.” In your face!
October 15th, 2007 at 12:52 am
I win for getting the fuck out of the house. Hand job? Heh - I’m surprised he even knows what that is. Thank god for the internets eh?
See people? This is what being a shut-in will turn you into. Don’t delay - go out today!
October 15th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Well, I, for one appologize for (indirectly) starting an argument. However…the “cream filled christ” comment gets a big fat whonkin’ creativity medal from me. Good one, dude!
October 15th, 2007 at 11:03 am
So sperm and Christ gets the laughs - but we get nothing creative for the Jews.
How goy!
(Unless of course you want to consider wound-fucking the “king of the jews” but that’s a stretch - and a finger bang!)
October 15th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Being a lifelong East Coaster, one of my favorite memories of San Francisco was years ago going to a hipster bar years ago with Nick Bertozzi and a buncha other people.
I sat at the bar getting my drink on while they were off a-socializing. These two girls were looking at me so I started talking the them. They asked, “Where are you from?”
I said, “The East Coast. Baltimore.”
They said, and I shit you not, “That’s weird, you don’t look Jewish.”
I didn’t want to burst their bubble, so I said, “I’m one of the 7 non-Jewish families allowed to live there.”
But to this day I’m miffed by that. Do West Coasters or San Franciscans think the East Coast is just one giant Jewish enclave? If so, why?
October 15th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
mgabrys… I thought that your comment was the only truly funny and half way clever comment posted on this entire stream. I’m guessing you’re a smoker also? Either way, rock on.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Ignorance knows no coastline, it happens everywhere.
You should have burst their bubble…it might have helped…then again, prolly not.
In the meantime…this is a clever comic, Julia.
October 16th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Israel:
Bums: vegan philosophers who don’t drink alcohol.
Falafel: 3$, best organic open pita, best fresh falafel in the world, all extras included, refills free of charge.
Beer bottles: 1.5$ for a 0.5 litter bottle, good Tuborg or Goldstar lager beer, not your wussy Heineken piss.
Score: Israel wins blindly.
Extra free advantages: great weather, great looking girls, biggest breasts in the world. Gurenteed.
October 16th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
re:” biggest breasts in the world. Guaranteed.”
Or double your money back?
October 17th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Whats going on? Js place is turning into the rest of the internet? Of course I don’t mean the pics, just the stupid comment threads. Hell, delete it all, delete this, yer the boss (and please delete this for being so sycophantic)
Cheers kids!
October 18th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
it’s “Lavash”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavash