the universe hates me
Monday, August 20th, 2007I will be in Napa/San Francisco until the 29th, there will be a goodbye party for me and my Brooklyn roommate Miss. Shannon O’Leary on friday the 24th in SF- If I know you and you want to buy me beers (unsubtle hint hint) email me for the details. If I dont know you, it’s probably because you’re ugly and smell bad.
There are still t-shirts left, be a pal and buy one dammit! They all must go. And if you’re waiting for me to get fed up and discount them, you can bite my ass cause I’m not doing it, you cheap fuck. http://www.fartparty.org/store/
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August 20th, 2007 at 11:50 am
I dunno, the cute dude seems to be diggin’ them vibrators, from his expression.
Or he’s laughing at you, in which case his dick can go drop off.
August 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
one time i had my shoes swabbed and checked in england. i don’t remember why they were doing that.
holy shit, i’d be flying all over the world! (or is it just in the states?)
you don’t have an “r” in the word “universe” in the comic, but it’s spelled right for your website.
August 20th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
oops, thanks for spotting that. and it’s only in the states, otherwise I would not be here right now. I get my shoes swabbed a lot, if you’ve stepped in cat shit or manure any time before flying, your shoes will test positive for bomb making partials. hahaha!
August 20th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I feel safer. Fuck the man.
August 20th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
i swear i should be a copy editor…if you ever need any proof-reading done, i’d do it for free because i think what you do is radddd.
i bet it had to do with mad cow, too!!! yeah, i trampled around cow pastures during my stay. i totally look like i’d be a bomber…5 feet 2 inch gal who looks like she’s 17 and not 29.
man, that’ s too bad. flying for free is beyond cool…
August 21st, 2007 at 2:25 am
Remember in Fight Club, when Ed Norton is detained at the airport and the security guy is telling him about vibrating luggage and dildos? Well it always bugged me that he says dildos, because dildos don’t vibrate. Vibrators vibrate. So it made me happy to see that you have vibrators and not dildos in this comic.
August 21st, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Little liquor bottles, condoms, dirty underwear AND mini-vibrators? You must be planning some hell of a going away party - it’s too bad I smell bad and am ugly.
Well… too bad for me, obviously… not so much for you, given the whole ugly stinkyness thing I apparently got going on.
August 22nd, 2007 at 1:17 am
Haaaaaa. My dad worked for Alaska Airlines for most of my life, so I’m a non-rev brat too! I know exaaaaaaactly what you’re going through. Long, depressing days trying to keep myself entertained in horrible airports like Salt Lake City or Dallas/Fort Worth. But yeah, flying for free is good.
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
I think I can speak for most boys when I tell you that mini-liquor bottles and vibrators are EXACTLY what my dream girl will have on her carry-on bag
August 24th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I think I can speak for most girls when I tell you that my dream guys does not leave those stupidass smiley faces on internet comments.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I got full body cavity stripped searched leaving Isreal, in a little room with only a partially closed curtain for a door, in the middle of the airport.
How’s THAT for topping your humiliation!
March 5th, 2008 at 5:17 am
Hey, I got strip-searched leaving Israel too, and then again on arrival Heathrow. Serves me right for travelling in sandals made out of bits of old tyres.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:22 am
I would strip search you too, because you spell tires wrong…stupid redcoat.