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fart party comic for 2007-08-15

this heat hurts my brain

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

19 Responses to “this heat hurts my brain”

  1. Matthew Bernier Says:

    Don’t worry, it’ll be the coldest fucking place on earth in a few months!

  2. mgabrys Says:

    High of 66 low of 62 in Emeryville. Ah. Even with the sun beating the fog back early it’s nice. Unless you’re at the beach in which case your ass if going to fall off in the wind where it’s 55 or less.

  3. Svlad Says:

    Oh, but it won’t be the cold that you’ll really hate. You might mistakenly begin cursing the cold, but secretly and unbeknown to those not native to the lands, it is the damnable wind that is cause all the torment and suffering.

    The accursed wind, the “Blaster” to the sub-zero temperature’s “Master”. Greater than the sum of its parts, it is the embodiment of all that is evil in our times.

  4. Guy Smilly Says:

    Don’t worry, it’ll be the coolest fucking place on earth in a few months, when hell freezes. then you can come back up to New York..

  5. Malach the Merciless Says:

    Hehehehehe. You have discovered the Northeasy Summer. Hot and very humid. Even when it’s 85, we have 80% humidity. Cities pollution and tall building make it worse.

    Now, wait until the winter . . .

  6. travis Says:

    yeah, it sucks there now. definitely go to the free plays/operas/music that are available now. museums, movies - culcha plus air conditioning. do not suffer inside and watch tv — you can do that anywhere.

    hang tight until fall, when the colors change; or the winter, when it’s so beautiful; or the spring, when the new air feels so luscious and exciting. seasons have an upside.

  7. becks Says:

    ohio’s pretty much the same. it’s hotter than a two dollar pistol.
    i like the frying egg btw

  8. shelbyC Says:

    So true Wertzie. Though I am not so sure it’s the heat but instead the soup for air that makes me sweat like Nixon facing off with JFK. I had fifteen minutes to kill before a job interview today so I went and wandered around a Gap for a while to dry off. A GAP. Shudder.

  9. pencil-guy Says:

    ttttttsssssssss, chchchchchchchc (sound of egg frying)

  10. lunchmeat Says:

    three things make east coast summers bearable - tallboys of ice-old-cheap-ass-shitty-beer, sittin on your stoop all day drinking said beer and making fun of people, and the concept of “fuck it in advance”.

  11. patrick brennan Says:

    god i really wantt o make an infantile joke about panel four but i think i would forever hate myself if i did.

    so i wont.

    strange tho i think i still hate myself.

    oh well.

    i totally know what you m,ean tho about re-adjusting to seasons, i moved back up to norther cali afer fife years in the city and i forgot how hot 105 degree weather its, at least its not nearly as humid as ny tho.

  12. Matthew Bernier Says:

    “god i really wantt o make an infantile joke about panel four but i think i would forever hate myself if i did.”

    Patrick dare not go where Matt does not fear to tread!

    “Hey, that little cunt sure does love pussy! Which one am I referring to?”

    Hey-ooooo!

    Oh boy, I’m totally getting cock punched for that one someday.

  13. Matthew Bernier Says:

    Actually, five bucks says Julia was thinking of that exact same joke as she drew that panel. Who wants a piece of this bet?

  14. patrick brennan Says:

    i bow to your bravery matt, truth be told even though i have not had the chance to meet her, she kinda scared me a little bit and i have the feeling that she has really pointy elbows and knuckles.

  15. patrick brennan Says:

    kinda scares me rather.

    typing buzzed makes for interesting spelling typos

  16. Arlene Says:

    Fall is awesome in New York.

  17. Julia Says:

    hey, I resent that! I dont have pointy knuckles!

  18. patrick brennan Says:

    fair enough, tho i note that you say nothing about your elbows…

  19. kenny Says:

    OMG, i SOO identify with this!!! lol. i grew up in half moon bay (30 mins south of sf), now i go to UC Davis. there are SEASONS here….. WTF? like.. part of the year is cold and part is hot? u mean it isn’t just fog all year? i dont get it!!!!!!

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