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little things in a borrowed apartment

Monday, August 13th, 2007

party foul!

18 Responses to “little things in a borrowed apartment”

  1. bruiseoftheyear Says:

    My sister recently found out that you moved & she IM’d me with:

    That bitch Julie moved!!

    & I’m all: who the fuck is Julie?

    Shit was hella funny…damnit woman!

  2. Mike Says:

    I’ve heard about “blackfoot” but I’ve never actually experienced it. Is it cause by unswept hardwood floors? David Sedaris mentioned one of his sisters gets hooves walking in her house. If it starts to do more than simply discolor your soles, I’d start to worry.

  3. h Says:

    dood! we recently got a big ol’ bag of tomatoes from my mom’s co-worker and i’ve been snacking on those steady for-ev-er. i mean, i knew i loved tomatoes, but we never had a steady supply, so i didn’t know what would happen. lol

  4. h Says:

    oh, and i recently made some nacho cheese sauce with them, cuz i’ve been thinking of new and different ways to eat them, and i just want to eat it with a spoon, but that would be gross, right? :( lol ok, i should be done commenting now.

  5. Leon Says:

    I got to a stage where I was eating so many tomatoes that it was coming out the other end red, and I didn’t figure it out - I went to the doctor, and he didn’t figure it out either and sent me for a colonoscopy for bowel cancer.

    I figured it out just in time.
    Not that I told the doc - now I’m probably chalked up as some cancer stat.

  6. Michael Says:

    Leon, the same thing happens with beets. Don’t freak out if you’ve eaten lots of tomatoes or beets the previous day!

  7. Brian Says:

    I am so with you on the cat food — when I was 10 or 11 we visited my uncle and he used a spoon to dish that stuff out - and I wouldn’t use any spoon in his house the entire visit.

  8. Lucas Says:

    Oh no!! Leon, you’ve made me recall tow weeks ago I had quite the same problem… but black, I was soooo worried, and it happened to be too much Oreo, fuck!

    Sorry, this story has nothing to do ^^’ here

  9. ryan Says:

    oh dude… I have a strong feeling you’re talking about:
    tv-links.co.uk ! right??

  10. cliffjeff Says:

    lazy slob cat owner’s tip: use the bent pop-top lid to scoop out the food and you don’t have to dirty any silverware!

    The More You Know —-===*

  11. dodger Says:

    oh jesus. i lost a job because of discovering LOST episodes on tv-links.

    my new job is rad, though, because i can call in with the reason being “i stayed up all night watching LOST” and they don’t care.

  12. Katie FL Says:

    I *promise* you - LOST gets better again.

  13. Leon Says:

    Also, when I went to visit one of my university choices when I was a lad (mentionaing no names, Sheffield University) I was put up at some student dive.

    As I went to bed on their sofa, they gave me a spoon with a little label attached - “not for food”

    “It’s the slug spoon” they casually informed me.

    I didn’t sleep much that night. I caught one slug, but in the morning there were trails all over the carpet, all over the walls, and even all over the fire.

    Ahh, good times.

  14. Tessa Says:

    Where do you get free TV shows online?!? do tell!

  15. becks Says:

    no more turd talk?

  16. E Says:

    Man, who uses sponges to do the dishes, that shit’s crazy.

  17. Doug Says:

    Love your apartment-sitting faces, ’specially the last one.

  18. IamLars Says:

    I see other people are catching up too! Fun! (I am drunk!)

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