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Monday, May 21st, 2007i think i posted this once before but i’m posting it again because its 3am and i’m on a couch & I cant sleep. it’s mighty comfortable though, many thanks to ladies who have put up with me for the last two weekends, and many more thanks to the youtube kids, the girl who ate shit in front of Molotovs this morning and to all the Bay to Breakers weirdos who made today fun and actually kinda sad. thanks for fagging it up for me.



May 21st, 2007 at 2:02 pm
You had Transformers? You’re my kind of woman, Wertz.
May 21st, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Now Only it you had a Cock?
May 21st, 2007 at 5:56 pm
I broke my older sisters arm once, when I was about 4 years old. I was jumping off something and she was in my way so I pushed her. I remember that because I felt so bad after that happened. I think I cried worse than she did. Oh, the messes kids get into.
May 21st, 2007 at 7:00 pm
it’s cool your mom made you cookies.
May 21st, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Okay, who the fuck is using my name?! WITH MY FUCKING ADDRESS! Julia, can you find this fucko’s email or something so I can tell him to fuck the fuck off?
May 21st, 2007 at 10:05 pm
they gave a fake email of mattbernier@mattbernier.org which is not a real website. If I did have a cock, i’d fuck them in the ass for you.
May 21st, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Great. My doppelganger is an untracable, typo-shitting retard.
May 21st, 2007 at 11:56 pm
what’s in the bowl on your lap?
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:38 am
But… But… what happened to the animals? Here’s hoping they didn’t eat each other.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Well that’s funny…looking at your animated open wound made me weak in the knees…I guess I do have a phobia.
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Man, I love this one. I can totally picture you and Josh as kids.
March 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
I actually put my foot through a fish tank too, but mine wasn’t a cool leg scar it was a foot scar.