a bum christmas
Saturday, May 5th, 2007look, I know bums dont have DVD players so dont be a smartass and leave a comment about it. The covers were dirty enough to do the job. I hope he enjoy’s housewife hookers as much as I did.
look, I know bums dont have DVD players so dont be a smartass and leave a comment about it. The covers were dirty enough to do the job. I hope he enjoy’s housewife hookers as much as I did.
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May 5th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
And you didn’t hang around nonchalantly for the half hour to see what went down? For shame…
(on a side-note, I now have a new activity to go out and do when I get together with my friends back home in the Summer. Thank you
)
May 5th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
maybe he does have a dvd player. or maybe he sold/traded them. still a good deed.
May 5th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I do have a dvd player and a computer thank you very much… All are stowed away in my underground bum palace. Thanks for the smut.
May 5th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
you did it! i KNEW there’d be a happy ending to this story.
May 5th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
That’s a neat spin on “The Giving Tree,” eh?
May 5th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
oo;; That reminds me of some perverse ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ thing, what with whats-his-face hiding stuff in that tree…
May 6th, 2007 at 2:39 am
you’re the porno fairy!
May 6th, 2007 at 2:52 am
i do have a dvd player actually, uh i mean… that bum might have one, you never really know these days…
May 6th, 2007 at 4:46 am
Thanks again for making me smile.
you’re so mischievous…
May 6th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Sweet dreams, Boo Radley.
May 6th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I will gladly accept my new title as the porno fairy.
fishamaphone- I watched from my livingroom window for awhile, until I lost interest. I even posted a funny, detailed craisglist ad in the free stuff category, with pirate treasure like instructions, but no one went for it and it got flagged.
gabby- of course I did it! it was too good a suggestion to pass up. Since you suggested it, and Laura suggested craigslist ad, I have to give you guys the credit. all I did was run through the park in my pajamas with a hand full of pornos.
May 7th, 2007 at 5:50 am
trees…
That’s how they sale drugs where I come from
May 7th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
i was getting gas one day and this dingy dude came up to me and said, “hey, man. i’m sellin’ porn,” and held up a couple of dvds with collaged pictures of sinning on the covers.
maybe he’ll sell the porn and buy some crack. or maybe in some crazy “gift of the magi” scenario, he’ll sell the porno to get a crack rock for his friend, and his friend will sell his crack pipe to get a dvd player for his friend. oh, tragic!
May 9th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Your comic brought back a fun memory.
I was moving from one of my old apartments and I had some porn to unload. There was a party house that was kiddy-corner from my apartment. I saw dudes in and out of there all the time, and an occassional girl would stumble out in the morning sometimes.
Anyway, I took over a box of old movies and mags, and left it on their doorstep.
I kinda felt like dirty-old Santa that day.
May 16th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
[...] my friend Matthew drew this comic as inspired by this comic http://www.fartparty.org/2007/05/05/a-bum-christmas/ for your voyeristic pleasure. [...]
February 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
hmm… that tree looks very similar to the one that I found a couple grams of bud in in 2004. It was by the pond at the palace of fine arts. If it was a bum’s stash, I feel kind of bad about taking it… hopefully it was some guy trying to kick the habit
May 21st, 2009 at 2:49 pm
“underground bum palace” = possible name for an upcoming porn?