I heard Spiegelman has a scrapbook full of newspaper and magazine clippings that mention his name. I also heard that Prince only listens to his own music.
HA… yeah but a totally free fake newspaper, do you know how many bums will be reading that while they cover themselves from that harsh golden gate park dew.
Why will no one understand the greatness that is The Onion A.V. Club? I try to tell people “oh there was a great review of that in The Onion,” and they’re all “Psyche! Psyche Psyche Psyche! The Onion’s fake, sucker!”
er, well, i’m pretty sure the only person who might have an issue with the onion’s “fakeness” is the little old asian lady I saw pick it up off a bus seat (when the Onion had just begun distributing in SF) and then grow wide eyed and look wildly confused when she read it, until catching on and putting it down in embarrassment. other than that, I’m pretty sure everyone knows the onion AV club is seperate from the onion articles. unless they’re retarded, which is the only reason they’d be running around yelling “psyche! psyche! psyche!” all willy nilly like so.
I’m so glad the educational value of the internet has been established here today. I now know how to spell psyche, and for this I am truly greatful. Hopefully, one day all my words will be spelt right. And by right, I mean, of course, the anglicised way. I’m afraid grammer is probably a lost cause.
oh, we spelled it all as phsychE. well, mr. grammar trousers, I say dont waste your efforts here and go find a group of kids trying cigarettes and touching each other’s weiners behind the liquor store and get to work!
and if that’s what a chubby is, then I only partially take back my offer. I mean, it’s fairly harmless but far too subdued, and overall, quite useless.
I hope your Mom was duly impressed with the mention because being in the Onion is awesome, in any regard. My family still tells people about my appearance on the cover in 1999. That may have something to do with my utter lack of any sort of success since then, but hey I was still in the Onion!
Leave a Reply
This entry was posted
on Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 at 7:22 am and is filed under comics.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
RSS feed
April 25th, 2007 at 7:48 am
ahh well, its not quite as tenuous as the fake fame felt by leaving inane comments, hey?
psyke, I believe is the term, if not the spelling.
April 25th, 2007 at 7:48 am
That’s funny!
April 25th, 2007 at 8:03 am
I heard Spiegelman has a scrapbook full of newspaper and magazine clippings that mention his name. I also heard that Prince only listens to his own music.
April 25th, 2007 at 8:13 am
HA… yeah but a totally free fake newspaper, do you know how many bums will be reading that while they cover themselves from that harsh golden gate park dew.
millions… literally
April 25th, 2007 at 8:19 am
It’s only fake if you print it yourself. Or pay someone to print it for you.
It’s sorta like sex that way.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Fake or not, it’s being read.
April 25th, 2007 at 11:52 am
But the reviews aren’t fake!!!!
Congrats, that’s super exciting!!!!!
April 25th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I’m famous now! I’m gonna tell my mom!
April 25th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Will success spoil Julia Wertz?
Hee…
April 25th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
no way! I’ll eat 10 bags of wet dicks AND take a chubby before I go rotten. however, I’m not entirely sure what a chubby is.
April 25th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Thanks for letting me sponge-off of you and your success for a little while. Can’t wait to see the missed connections book.
April 25th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Why will no one understand the greatness that is The Onion A.V. Club? I try to tell people “oh there was a great review of that in The Onion,” and they’re all “Psyche! Psyche Psyche Psyche! The Onion’s fake, sucker!”
April 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
er, well, i’m pretty sure the only person who might have an issue with the onion’s “fakeness” is the little old asian lady I saw pick it up off a bus seat (when the Onion had just begun distributing in SF) and then grow wide eyed and look wildly confused when she read it, until catching on and putting it down in embarrassment. other than that, I’m pretty sure everyone knows the onion AV club is seperate from the onion articles. unless they’re retarded, which is the only reason they’d be running around yelling “psyche! psyche! psyche!” all willy nilly like so.
April 25th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
“Willy nilly”? Does that have anything to do with the bags of wet dicks?
April 25th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
you need to draw a picture of a bag of wet dicks.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
challenge accepted, sir! one bag of wet dicks coming right up!
April 25th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
I saw you on SFist and I went squee! *^^*
April 26th, 2007 at 3:34 am
I’m so glad the educational value of the internet has been established here today. I now know how to spell psyche, and for this I am truly greatful. Hopefully, one day all my words will be spelt right. And by right, I mean, of course, the anglicised way. I’m afraid grammer is probably a lost cause.
April 26th, 2007 at 8:51 am
A chubby is a partial boner.
April 26th, 2007 at 9:03 am
oh, we spelled it all as phsychE. well, mr. grammar trousers, I say dont waste your efforts here and go find a group of kids trying cigarettes and touching each other’s weiners behind the liquor store and get to work!
April 26th, 2007 at 9:04 am
and if that’s what a chubby is, then I only partially take back my offer. I mean, it’s fairly harmless but far too subdued, and overall, quite useless.
April 27th, 2007 at 6:04 am
hey, I’m serious. It’s all good to know. But the suggestion is noted. But what have sausages have to do with anything?
February 29th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I hope your Mom was duly impressed with the mention because being in the Onion is awesome, in any regard. My family still tells people about my appearance on the cover in 1999. That may have something to do with my utter lack of any sort of success since then, but hey I was still in the Onion!