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fart party comic for 2007-03-17

happy st. patricks day, jerks

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

15 Responses to “happy st. patricks day, jerks”

  1. Grocki Says:

    :( Being on the wagon sucks. It’s about as much fun as licking frozen doorknobs.

  2. kristen Says:

    what’s this? you tryin to go sober? good luck!
    I went for three weeks without being my typical wino self (b/c I got sick, not out of choice). So now I get drunk too quick and feel hungover even after only 1 glass. Makes me feel like I’ve lost my best friend.

  3. Richard Says:

    Sounds terrible. Just posting to say that ‘The Mariner’s Revenge Song’ was a great recommendation two or three comics ago. Sounds like the sort of thing Nick Cave did before he bought a piano and spent all subsequent albums trying to get his money’s worth.

  4. Arlene Says:

    your liver is like, “what?! i get to regenerate some cells? whoa-ho, nelly!”

  5. Big_Adam Says:

    It’s all a bit of a con really. St Patrick’s day is a feast day. Were all the drinking and raping of Irish heritage in order to make a quick bit of cash is anyone’s guess really.

    Have fun not drinking tho. It’s not that bad. then again I don’t drink so I can really say.

  6. h Says:

    oh no! that sucks.

  7. Hell's Donut House Says:

    We Chicagoans have our own name for St. Pat’s: amateur night.

  8. pencil-jiffy Says:

    That ought to save you some cash to spend on sex toys now, no?

  9. Chris S Says:

    When I went dry (mostly to save money, but also I got tired of walloping hangovers), I started drinking tonic water straight. Three advantages: it tasted bad enough that one or two drinks would last me all night; this being the 80’s, most of the places I was in had UV lights so my drink glowed a pretty bluish white; and good for malaria.
    I suppose for St. Pat’s you can get it with a slice of lime.

  10. tom Says:

    I thought New Year’s was amateur night.

  11. T2 Says:

    Hang tough.

  12. laura Says:

    fight the good fight! and this is a nice lil doodle!

  13. Leon Says:

    Wow, looks like you’re having a heap o’fun.

    I gave up drinking for a year and a half once, as my girlfriend (who became my fiance) was an ex-alchie. She still dumped me at the end though. Cue 18 months of deep and meaningful relationships with winsome bottles of single malts. I was also off the drink recently, but as I was in afghanistan, it was more a matter of self-presevation than principle.

    I have to say that Dubai duty free has some VERY cheap alcohol.

  14. Plutos the Bubbleman Says:

    oh, such a grumpy face, be strong I won’t be all that bad.

  15. Carter A Says:

    You can always just smoke a ton of pot.

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