have you seen those early ads for lysol that advertise it as a douche? i heard that a lot of the words they use were a sort of “code” for their abortion effects.
Yes, as a British person I’d heard the word used as an insult in movies for many years, but it wasn’t until I actually married an American that I plucked up the courage to ask what it actually was. I wish I never had…
As a major American supermarket cashier, I sell many of these. Still!!! Granted I live in the midwest and every woman who buys one is middle aged or older. And you know you can’t teach an old Bible-belter new tricks.
To answer your question, vIC, basically it’s like a baster filled with water and vinegar and you shoot it up your vag to clean it out. I don’t really know anything else as I would never ever use one. Makes me wanna barf…
SarahBaBeara, thanks for that. Or not. Being Scottish, I had a vague idea that a douche was something to do with cleaning your pussy, but thats pretty bad.
There were several variants of these ads. This one, having appeared in Redbook, is a bit more explicit than the ones I remember from Reader’s Digest which were a lot more ambiguous. At the time I wasn’t old enough to have any idea what douching was, and when the ad mentioned “complicated douching equipment” I distinctly recall thinking “Hmm, if it takes complicated equipment, it must be pretty fun.” If I remember properly, I had in my mind that it was something like a chemistry set.
Guess I need to go throw my douchin’ rig together right quick…
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March 13th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Yeah, ladies, you’d better hide it! Hide it good! Lord knows you don’t want anyone to find it.
March 13th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
fucking douchebags.
March 13th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
have you seen those early ads for lysol that advertise it as a douche? i heard that a lot of the words they use were a sort of “code” for their abortion effects.
March 13th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
holy crap! i don’t like to stick anything up there that isn’t necessary. lol
and yeah… lysol? love the smell. but it’s not getting anywhere near my cooter.
March 14th, 2007 at 12:54 am
or even quicker: bleach and a turkey baster.
It hurts, but man am I FRESH
March 14th, 2007 at 2:28 am
Do they come in DDT flavor?
March 14th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I usually just a shove a bunch of car air fresheners up my hole and call it a day.
March 14th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
What sound does a vinegar truck make when it crashes into a water truck?
DOUCHE!
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:04 am
This comic was posted over 3 months ago but I’m still douching!
March 8th, 2008 at 6:07 am
this comic was pretty funny.
The comments had me in stitches. LOL
I like the old TV ads with women throwing their frying pans into trash cans and saying “I don’t FRY chicken anymore! SHAKE N BAKE!”
Join the shake n bake chicken revolution or die!
March 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
lolz *steals*
March 16th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
i think i mightve just pucked a little oh wait no that was a norform side effect
March 24th, 2008 at 10:38 am
My mom used these, back in the 70s. It was considered healthy to douche after your period was over.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Okay, so we all know that their some form of femanine hygeine product…or something.
But what all us British folk want to know is what EXACTLY is a douche, a douche-bag and how they work.
Thank you for enlightening us stupid English/Scottish/Irish/Welsh folk
March 27th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Yes, as a British person I’d heard the word used as an insult in movies for many years, but it wasn’t until I actually married an American that I plucked up the courage to ask what it actually was. I wish I never had…
March 28th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
As a major American supermarket cashier, I sell many of these. Still!!! Granted I live in the midwest and every woman who buys one is middle aged or older. And you know you can’t teach an old Bible-belter new tricks.
To answer your question, vIC, basically it’s like a baster filled with water and vinegar and you shoot it up your vag to clean it out. I don’t really know anything else as I would never ever use one. Makes me wanna barf…
May 8th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
SarahBaBeara, thanks for that. Or not. Being Scottish, I had a vague idea that a douche was something to do with cleaning your pussy, but thats pretty bad.
December 26th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
christ..how long does it take to douche? lol
January 1st, 2009 at 2:29 am
I am still douching….will reply when done…
March 13th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I wish I felt “fresh” like my Mom did
October 14th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I’m a dude and i’m still douching! wait… how does that work…?
February 6th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
There were several variants of these ads. This one, having appeared in Redbook, is a bit more explicit than the ones I remember from Reader’s Digest which were a lot more ambiguous. At the time I wasn’t old enough to have any idea what douching was, and when the ad mentioned “complicated douching equipment” I distinctly recall thinking “Hmm, if it takes complicated equipment, it must be pretty fun.” If I remember properly, I had in my mind that it was something like a chemistry set.
March 26th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
douche is French for ’shower’, as in je me douche tous les matins. Dunno what’s so secret about that.
August 26th, 2010 at 10:57 am
I think I just threw up in my pussy DD:
Guess I need to go throw my douchin’ rig together right quick…