Major free outdoor concert (Christmas in the park, for you New Zealanders out there) I was walking along and saw this guy pissing in a drinking fountain. Someone yelled out and he ran off, I looked around and the toilet lines were pretty damn long. Meh, not like I’d ever trust a drinking fountain anyway.

Hanging out at a friends place we heard this rather large party start up across the road. I was thinking about heading home and looked out the window, to see a chick in a skirt walk out to the middle of the road, squat, and urinate.

I’ve done the coke bottle trick before, only once through.

ALWAYS piss in the shower. Gotta wait for it to warm up, that cold water may as well do something, like wash my pee down the drain.

The bushes outside make a good alternative, if the bathrooms in use.

Oh! I remember another story: This one time I was drunk and hanging out somewhere and needed to pee. I just started pissing by this door, then realized I could piss through the gap in the door and thought that would be funny. It set off the alarm and I had to run, in retrospect I regret what I did. But not enough to own up to it.