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ain’t no lady

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

I am so very tempted to post incriminating photos of a one. miss. joelle spinelli peeing in the sink in Rhode Island. might I dare?

33 Responses to “ain’t no lady”

  1. Karl Says:

    I think I’m in love.

  2. Arlene Says:

    there’s no turning back now.

  3. T2 Says:

    NEW and IMPROVED Yellow Dawn Dishwashing Liquid…cuts through baked on grease like a pisser!

  4. rocketgrrl Says:

    no sink in your bathroom to use? i would think that one wouldnt be full of dirty dishes….

  5. Julia Says:

    there was a sink but it (like the rest of the studio) was so goddamn small that my ass couldn’t fit on it & I was afraid I’d rip it out of the wall cause the plumbing was old and shitty. no pun intended.

  6. berrytrees Says:

    Peeing in the shower is always a good option too.

  7. pencil-man Says:

    That’s hot.

  8. nick Says:

    that is totally hilarious. bravo.

  9. Uni Says:

    Being a male.. it was slightly easier.. but I pissed in my friends sink..while it was full of dishes..
    Hey, ain’t my problem.

  10. MDH, ii Says:

    Hmmmm

    Uh, gross. I have peed in a vessel that I destroyed henceforth, fortwith, but never messed on material that I later used. You apparently aren’t alone, but you’re more “daring” than I.

    Slovenly, right.

  11. hk Says:

    Dare! Dare!

  12. harry Says:

    yay. i thought i was alone in this world as a sink pisser

  13. Scott M Says:

    Yeah, in these situations being a bloke rules. We have all sorts of options open to us…
    My favourite is simply out the window
    If a #2 is pressing my pants…. the cat litter tray works a treat.

  14. Nebbish Says:

    This reminds me of the time I had to choose between a working toilet and a working sink and somehow peed on the wall between them. Don’t ask about the state I was in - I think I also took a nap before leaving the bathroom as well.

  15. neil Says:

    I kid you not, I did this same thing yesterday. My roommate was taking a shower, asked me nicely if I needed the bathroom, I declined, finished my bottle of water and had to pee. He showers for days at a time so I just said fuck it and went for the sink. I removed the dishes but admit I splashed on some of the clean ones. Oops.

  16. Joseph Says:

    There’s few things that rival the pleasure of peeing in places not meant for peeing: in particular, in the shower while whistling “The Impossible Dream.”

  17. Joelle Says:

    Ah ha ha! I forgot about the whole sink pissing escapade!
    Ahhhhhhh, memories! I can’t wait for you to visit again!

    You may dare to post the photos only if I look REALLY FUCKING HOT in them and only on here, so there is absolutely no chance Will’s mom will see them.

  18. Uni Says:

    I volunteer to be a judge on whether or not the pictures are really fucking hot or not! :D

  19. Dan Barlow Says:

    A guy at a party once puked in my sink full of dirty dishes, but this story is vastly superior to mine.

  20. Katie FL Says:

    I hope the person who currently lives in that studio stumbles upon this comic and gets grossed out (provided they don’t hunt you down as a result).

  21. Julia Says:

    lucky for me, my brother took over the studio when I moved out. and he’s a sink pisser too, it must run in the family.

  22. michael Says:

    man, and you didn’t like the idea of drinking with bums…

    fine..

  23. yellowtrash Says:

    woah… i thought i was the only one. i just peed in the sink because I’m at my boyfriend’s creepy house. Late at night I pee in the half bathroom sink connected to the bedroom because I get scared of spooks in the hallway route to the toilet. and i’m a lazy bitch…

  24. Simon Says:

    when we were roommates, my brother used to pee in an empty coke or water bottle when someone was using the bathroom and it realy couldn’t wait five more minutes. then he wouldn’t throw it out for weeks and keep it stored under the sink until I yellled at him and made him get rid of it. gross.

  25. M Says:

    In Britain, everyone pees in sinks. Or so I liked to believe. Because I did while I was living there.

    Damn British plumbing.

  26. h Says:

    a few times i’ve gotten drunk-sick in my basement lair and couldn’t make it upstairs. i also didn’t have a trashcan because i am a dirty, lazy fuck. so i puked in the washer and put it on the rinse cycle. lol

  27. Julia Says:

    hey shelby, who am ? “I’ll barf ANYWHERE!”
    man, I wish I owned some fancier things for greg to barf in.

  28. Leon Says:

    You need some seriously serious drain cleaner.

    Yes, we brits take a leak in the sink as our prefered option, though the bath is always popular. When I was a kid, I used to sleepwalk, and took a leak in my parents stationary drawer one night.

  29. Leah Says:

    I realize I’m commenting on a year old comic but what can I say, a softer world linked you and I only started reading last week (I’m quickly catching up).

    but on to the matter at hand- I was convinced that my sink pissing ways were going to send me straight to hell. haha. I live in a dorm with a private bathroom that is separate from our sink/mirror/WIC so when my roommate takes a long shower right before I get up and leaves me with that awful “I have to pee a gallon and right now” feeling when i wake up i usually go in the sink. Like twice a week.

    Good to know I’m not the only sink pisser- that’s all I’m sayin really.

  30. Brendan Says:

    Everyone’s a sink-pisser.

    at least, everyone *I* know

  31. Kek Says:

    I think the fact that you can show things like that to your fans makes you more human……or derranged. I’m still deciding.

  32. Lan Says:

    I think it’s along the lines of masturbation… you’ve been led to believe all your life it is dirty and you should feel wrong about doing it, but everyone does it! (though in actuality everyone probably doesn’t do it, and probably thinks the people who do it are nasty and unclean… )

  33. Jen Says:

    I was drinking when I was living w/ my sister, and she caught me about to try to pee in the sink because the plumbing was broke and I had to totally take a piss. . . but I guess she directed me to the john. Also, I was left alone at my house when my boyfriend was stranded for a week at his friend’s house. I drank myself into being scared of the long hallway to reach the bathroom, so I started pissing in a cup. Well, it was going smoothly/I was hittin the smallish bucket until a cool song came on and I decided I absolutely needed to dance…and pissed ALL over my pajamas and floor. In the living room.

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