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fart party comic for 2007-01-31

today everything is shit (pt 2)

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

the first one here

21 Responses to “today everything is shit (pt 2)”

  1. pencil-man Says:

    Hey, at least you don’t have hemmerhoids. … Because I have hemmerhoids, and my butt bleeds sometimes.

  2. shelbyC Says:

    dood, your sick nose is so cute! I want to punch it.

  3. willo Says:

    awww. life can be so sucky.

  4. Sven Says:

    On the bright side of things you could turn your bike into a single speed. Phooey to derailuers. :P

  5. Danh Says:

    So sad. A friend of mine got shot and killed in Dallas last night. It’s kinda wild to see an event like that happened in today’s comic.

  6. ohArlene Says:

    i hope you feel better soon.

  7. Malach Says:

    Malach is working on a possible TV deal for JesusMan! If that occurs, Malach is going to start spreading the wealth, starting with one of his favorite webcomics, Fart Party. Keep your fingers crossed. Julie, you mind if I publisize your merchandise in my store? Free of charge, just to help you out?

  8. jessica w Says:

    wat a shitty day

  9. Denny Says:

    I get a little excited whenever I see you’ve posted something new. You’re one of only 3 comics I read - Achewood, XKCD, and you. And like Mr. Rogers, I like you just the way you are. Crappy days and all.

    Here’s to brighter days! *glug glug glug*

  10. Chris Says:

    So I’ve been feeling similar to how you felt in your comic today. Art school is kicking my ass, I’ve had to stop working because I’ll fail if I don’t put more time into school, the girl I lost my virginity to only a few months ago was tested positive for HPV which scares the fuck out of me, and my on and off girlfriend of about a year may or may not be developing cancer. Not to mention, before all that, the sky has had the fasion sense of an elementary school aged goth girl for the past month here.

    But, you’ve gave me the first reason to smile in a good while. So gold star stickers for you. On your face.

    I found your comic while googling Irving Norman. Laughing Squid had a post about him, and I decided to bookmark Laughing Squids home page which had you on the front page. I love your comic so much. I can’t wait to read the archives.

  11. William Says:

    Ha ha ha

    What a perfect follow up to that annoying comic where everything was all right.

  12. MDH, II Says:

    So, the luck fairy made a visit the other day, but today used you as a greenie. That stinks! The good news is: you have a man-heat palcebo that is your electric blanket, and you have well maintained bike. You also have a host of people equally willing to see your naked comic self in the bathtub with whiskey as with theraflu.

    Buck up and I’ll shut the **** up.

  13. sarah Says:

    Ugh.

  14. leopold paula bloom Says:

    please do keep your po box. i sent you a letter yesterday. (i’m martin from vienna.)

  15. Neil Says:

    Reading your comics is a frame on my “everything is wonderful” comic. (If I infact wrote comics.)

  16. Adri Says:

    Hey, I just thought I’d reply. I’ve been reading your comic for a month now and thought I’d finally say hello.

    I feel I can really relate to your comics. You make me feel not so alone in this world. (Don’t worry, I don’t stalk.) You also have inspired me to draw again. If I can vent out my frustrations in life with pencil and paper maybe I won’t feel the urge to kill people.

    Kudos.

  17. Leon Says:

    Po box? Poo box?

    Why are all women so darn bi-polar?

    which brings us back to bears, obviously.

  18. butter Says:

    polar bears - LOST

  19. susy yo Says:

    at least your not fat

  20. Hilda Says:

    Ugh- this has been me for the past few days.

  21. Luff Says:

    ): My mom offered me up too when someone was bothering her for money.

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