misery is funny
Wednesday, January 17th, 2007note to NINA KESTER, I need you to contact me about an address conflict. your package of comics was returned in the mail to me, I need to get the right one.
note to NINA KESTER, I need you to contact me about an address conflict. your package of comics was returned in the mail to me, I need to get the right one.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
love the hat.
January 17th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Ha! Excellent!
January 18th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Hey, I just found this comic and I had to read from the beginning…hilarious. btw, a quick cheese question - what is it about you and cheese? you just stuff cheese with beer? what kind of cheese? never tried it. maybe I should.
January 18th, 2007 at 4:26 am
what is it about me and cheese? have you ever had cheese? it’s like angel cum in you mouth. I can’t even talk to you if you dont understand the magic of cheese. bitches fucking love cheese, there’s no question about it.
January 18th, 2007 at 8:52 am
well, that’s a very graphic description. at the risk of being homophobic for a second, I’m not to fond of anyone’s cum in my mouth. and I never met a girl who tasted like cheese…
what I meant was I never had cheese w/beer. ofcourse I’ve had cheese, I don’t live up some tree, ya know
anyway, I ask again: what kind of cheese?
January 18th, 2007 at 9:26 am
My cat likes cheese. That is all. Oh, and shouting.
January 18th, 2007 at 9:28 am
additionally: Stilton. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. (thats a general random comment, not nessesarily allied to my cat)
January 18th, 2007 at 10:03 am
Heh… I’d have fallen asleep on the sidewalk. Opening shifts are for suckers.
(I was a sucker far more often than I’d have liked when I worked for Cold Stone and Starbucks)
January 18th, 2007 at 10:24 am
This is addressed to Dori:
Being a cheese fanatic myself, I can tell you that a good irish or english cheddar will go well with beer, as they are typically served in pubs as accompanniment to beer. I find that the ones that are so sharp it’s almost uncomfortable to hold them in your mough go best with alcohol, but that’s my taste. You should always sample your cheeses before buying- and if a place won’t gleefully offer you samples of any cheese you want, they’re a shitty cheese shop with something to hide.
I also reccomend stilton, a sweeter british cousin of blue cheese, and my favorite cheese in the world.
If you feel adventurous, you could try a stinky cheese with a rind, like stinking bishiop, say, but you reeeally wanna sample that before you take any home. It is not for timid beginners. If I’ve missed anything, I’m sure Julia will fill it in.
January 18th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Look so cute with that hat.
January 18th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
mmmmm…angel cum
January 19th, 2007 at 5:15 am
if any y’all come to London, the three places to buy top notch cheese are: Paxton and Whitfield, Jermyn Street (right off picadilly circus for all you tourists); Neals Yard Dairy in Covent Garden and the two cheese shops in Liverpool Street and Victoria Stations - follow your nose to find those ones. They’re open fronted and really do stink. Top class.
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:09 am
thank you for enlighting me! I know I will be a much better person from now on
February 1st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
this comic cheered me up today. I’m home sick sitting in bed with the laptop. hey it’s better than looking for porn.
April 11th, 2007 at 8:01 am
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