Melancholy and depressed?? My my Wertz. Let me guess, you stumbled into your apartment and put on some shit like Red House Painters and contemplated the razor for an hour. Hmm??
Ahhh little turd, lets go bet beers and get some lighter heads for our heavy hearts (yeah I rip off Conor O. ALL THE TIME.)
If you did #4 to a bum, you would also be breaking #3. But hopefully not #2 as well. *shudder*
I think your style is really starting to develop Julia. Your comics look much more refined, and your content is just as witty and biting as ever. I love it. Best of luck with the comics and with life in 2007!
Hypothetical question… if you were wearing the bum’s glove (and were careful not to use your fingertips), could #4 be accomplished without breaking #3? … you can’t tell, but I seriously just sat, looking into the distance for 5 minutes, trying to think of an answer. I can’t.
First time coming to this site, and I gotta say I’m impressed. I love your comics, and they will give me enjoyment… while I sit at my job in misery. Haha, thank you!
Wow, I’m a total idiot and thought for a while there that “touch bums” implied that you did a little booty tap with that guy concurrently with or immediately following the high five.
you’r fucked up like a soup sandwhich. every night when i come home from work i unwind lookin at intrenet porn.but first i go to your site and no matter what kind of day i had i have to laugh at you.you make me smile.i’d like to throw water ballons at you.
when i was riding my bike in the city i would try to give people high fives that had their hand up in the air trying to hail a cab. I would yell HI FIVE! to them and put my hand up in the air, and alter my course slightly to put myself within high five range. No one ever went for it, except just once, someone was down with it, and that was the best high five ever.
Hey.
Found Fart Party a few days ago via PBF and have been obsessively trawling the archives ever since.
Love the comics and without wanting to fan it up too much - this happened to me too! http://franzy.tblog.com/post/1969877485
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January 4th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Wow, 2007 is off to an interesting start. I wonder what other rules you will be breaking.
January 4th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
but did he say it in the Borat voice? because that would just be unacceptable.
January 4th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
did you also look him in the eye and smile? cuz then you’d be breaking 2 rules.
January 4th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
dammit, I did! well at least there’s no breaking #3
January 4th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Melancholy and depressed?? My my Wertz. Let me guess, you stumbled into your apartment and put on some shit like Red House Painters and contemplated the razor for an hour. Hmm??
Ahhh little turd, lets go bet beers and get some lighter heads for our heavy hearts (yeah I rip off Conor O. ALL THE TIME.)
January 4th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Let me know when you are ready to break rule 4. I’ll make a road trip for that…
January 4th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
It’s all mixed up
It’s all mixed up
January 4th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
If you did #4 to a bum, you would also be breaking #3. But hopefully not #2 as well. *shudder*
I think your style is really starting to develop Julia. Your comics look much more refined, and your content is just as witty and biting as ever. I love it. Best of luck with the comics and with life in 2007!
January 5th, 2007 at 2:56 am
Hypothetical question… if you were wearing the bum’s glove (and were careful not to use your fingertips), could #4 be accomplished without breaking #3? … you can’t tell, but I seriously just sat, looking into the distance for 5 minutes, trying to think of an answer. I can’t.
January 5th, 2007 at 6:51 am
I’m pretty sure if you put in #2 in a UK google image search, you’d probably get a lot associations with #3. Not that I’m going to try it. Honestly.
January 5th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
First time coming to this site, and I gotta say I’m impressed. I love your comics, and they will give me enjoyment… while I sit at my job in misery.
Haha, thank you!
January 5th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Rule #1 is probably Deny a High-Five request.
January 5th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
This supports one of my Greater Theories, that most Americans will give anyone a hi-five for nearly any reason.
“Nice melons. Hi-five!”
This will, of course, one day be used against us, and to great effect.
January 6th, 2007 at 4:42 am
Wow, I’m a total idiot and thought for a while there that “touch bums” implied that you did a little booty tap with that guy concurrently with or immediately following the high five.
January 6th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
you’r fucked up like a soup sandwhich. every night when i come home from work i unwind lookin at intrenet porn.but first i go to your site and no matter what kind of day i had i have to laugh at you.you make me smile.i’d like to throw water ballons at you.
January 7th, 2007 at 12:15 am
i think your hand smelling like urine is a damn fair trade for a little hi-five love
January 8th, 2007 at 12:05 am
whoa.. slippery slope… you don’t want to break anymore because you’ll have to make a number 5 and 6 and let em tell you…. nobody should do those
January 17th, 2007 at 2:44 am
I love high fives. Fuck yeah.
February 1st, 2007 at 3:54 pm
when i was riding my bike in the city i would try to give people high fives that had their hand up in the air trying to hail a cab. I would yell HI FIVE! to them and put my hand up in the air, and alter my course slightly to put myself within high five range. No one ever went for it, except just once, someone was down with it, and that was the best high five ever.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Hey.
Found Fart Party a few days ago via PBF and have been obsessively trawling the archives ever since.
Love the comics and without wanting to fan it up too much - this happened to me too!
http://franzy.tblog.com/post/1969877485