no, I’m hideously disformed. the girl you met at the Portland convention was just some pleb I send out to peddle my wares. But if you give her free beer, she’ll bring you back to my darkened lair. where I will eat you.
Have you ever heard Happy Flowers’ “They Cleaned My Cut Out With A Wire Brush”? After this, I could’ve sworn you wrote it: “I see that wire brush in my dreams….”
and yes, the brush thingy worked. they scrubbed the raw skin off my face every morning to prevent scabbing/scarring. I guess the way silvadene works is by acting as the scar tissue, so if you keep the wound a raw, oozing, ostracized sore for a week or two, everything works out okay.
and who the duece is Mr. Kline? I’m assuming I know you, from the aptly timed comments you’ve left. clancy?
Good lord. This will haunt my dreams. Not because I fear those heinous bristles of pain, but because I would freak out if I ever had to hold down my kid while someone… did whatever they did with that monstrosity… (Stabbed? Scraped? Damn!)
Did the treatment work? It all sounds so painful. Youch. Dis you get scars? It sounds weird that for a injury like that they prescribed a scrubbing sort of thing what was the cream like???
Did the treatment work? It all sounds so painful. Youch. Did you get scars? It sounds weird that for a injury like that they prescribed a scrubbing sort of thing what was the cream like???
you guys are all a bunch of pussies. kids are supposed to fall down and get fucked up, otherwise they’ll turn out to be a bunch of nancy boys who are afraid of dirt
I am not a nancy boy i just don’t like pain. I fall down. Alot. They used to make us do rugby on the concrete. I know real pain. My whole leg got infected and i have fungi in my ear. don’t mess with me!!!! lol (i am a wuss though)
Another example of why anti-baterial soap will be the downfall of all humans.
Yeah, you are supposed to fall and bleed and cry and go into shock and hurt and get infected and all of that. If you don’t you will end of catching every freakin’ cold, flu or other malady that comes by when you get older.
It’s one of the laws of nature or in the Bible, I am sure.
“Thou shalt not listen to thy mother and fall from thy bicycle, get shot by the Gun of B-B’s and bitten by strange dogs. And thou will bleed from thy many wounds. And thou wilst fester. And thou wilst heal. And it shall come to pass that thou wilst become stronger.”
P.S. Yay for Encyclopedia Brown…good for you. Highlights was also cool…”Gallant and Goofy Gus” “Find the cow in the picture”.
this one makes my knees knobble….ouch. But I guess it worked, did they even give you any drugs while they scraped your meat trail? Or was it just like getting a raw wound scrubbed with a wire brush?
I want this mini, get to makin it or I’ll throw you down another hill.
omfg this is the funniest thing i have ever seen on the internet, ever. seriously. and i have been on the internet for like 13 years now.
oh, i’m sorry for laughing at your pain. but man. genius. lol the frame that gets me most is your brother freaking out and carrying you. lol the “skreeeeee” is pretty good, too. lol
shit, i gotta close this shit so i can drink my water. maybe i’m still drunk or loopy from a headcold, but man. lol
p.s. sorry for the lols. the first few years of my internetting were on aol.
I think that what Calvin was saying is that he wants to fuck that Oliver guy. I really think we should encourage this healthy demonstration of gay desire. I want to fuck Oliver too, but only so that I can close my eyes, smell the cooze residue, and make believe I’m fucking Julia.
This comic is rad. The real photo is a good touch too.
I like how everyone has a story like this. In mine, I was 10 trying to ditch my brother on my bike. When I looked back to see if he ate my dust, I ran into a parked truck. The tires on it were huge so my jaw hit the bumper and left a huge bruise on my face. Now I’m severely retarded. Yay! Happy New Year!
yeah, I know pain as a kid. I’m dypraxic, falling over was pretty normal, so yeah, I feel your pain. I’m over it now, bar all the bitterness. (not the dyspraxia, just the falling over. I try to stay seated at all times)
Wow, I haven’t seen gore like that since the First Battle of Bull Run. Did I mention I have a sword the was presented to Stonewall Jackson at the battle?? Nick
I am a new fan of Fart Party, and I believe this one is my favorite. I can’t help but notice that the real Young Julia had a bandage on the right side of her face, whilest the comic Young Julia had a bandage on the left side. Is this an intentional metaphor of comic Julia as the mirror image of real Julia? Keep up the good work.
hahahahahahahahahaha.
i fucking love the frame where your brother rescues you. and he’s just screaming the whole way.
i can hear this muffled “AAAAAHHH” coming up a street and just grower louder and louder, hahaha. fuck.. awesome.
i love childhood injury stories. when i was seven, i tripped over a backpack on a snowbank and went down to the ground at like 40 miles an hour, on my face, and just crushed the hell out of my nose. i literally gushed blood for about an hour, and kept dripping for another 3. it was fucking rad hahaha.
If you did get scarred you really dont seem like it from the pic a couple comics back in fact you looked pretty cool but that couldve been a side effect of the cat being there to idk
Oh crud!…..oh crud!…oh crud! what a terrible experience in my opinion.
I might get nightmares, but it’s my own blooming fault. I read the thing under my own power.
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December 26th, 2006 at 11:24 am
I guess the treatment worked?
December 26th, 2006 at 11:34 am
no, I’m hideously disformed. the girl you met at the Portland convention was just some pleb I send out to peddle my wares. But if you give her free beer, she’ll bring you back to my darkened lair. where I will eat you.
December 26th, 2006 at 11:56 am
That was war-movie gross!
And I loved reading Encyclopedia Brown books as a kid.
December 26th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
“Disformed” might be my new favorite word.
December 26th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Have you ever heard Happy Flowers’ “They Cleaned My Cut Out With A Wire Brush”? After this, I could’ve sworn you wrote it: “I see that wire brush in my dreams….”
December 26th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
the 5th panel is so great, your too dazed to notice how hurt you really are! XD
December 26th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
“SKREEEE!” = Awesome!
December 26th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Yowch! Did the bristley brush thingy really work? Do you have to use it while the wound is still healing, like a medieval mederma pack?
I need something for my horrifying leg.
December 26th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
omg! that brush! how horrifying!
December 26th, 2006 at 11:12 pm
Fuck that oliver guy
December 26th, 2006 at 11:50 pm
hey, calvin, that’s not nice.
December 27th, 2006 at 3:13 am
and yes, the brush thingy worked. they scrubbed the raw skin off my face every morning to prevent scabbing/scarring. I guess the way silvadene works is by acting as the scar tissue, so if you keep the wound a raw, oozing, ostracized sore for a week or two, everything works out okay.
and who the duece is Mr. Kline? I’m assuming I know you, from the aptly timed comments you’ve left. clancy?
December 27th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Good lord. This will haunt my dreams. Not because I fear those heinous bristles of pain, but because I would freak out if I ever had to hold down my kid while someone… did whatever they did with that monstrosity… (Stabbed? Scraped? Damn!)
December 27th, 2006 at 10:29 am
Did the treatment work? It all sounds so painful. Youch. Dis you get scars? It sounds weird that for a injury like that they prescribed a scrubbing sort of thing what was the cream like???
December 27th, 2006 at 10:30 am
Did the treatment work? It all sounds so painful. Youch. Did you get scars? It sounds weird that for a injury like that they prescribed a scrubbing sort of thing what was the cream like???
December 27th, 2006 at 10:33 am
Sorry my computer is so fucked up it posts my coments twice
December 27th, 2006 at 10:33 am
ooh not that one!!!!
December 27th, 2006 at 11:10 am
you guys are all a bunch of pussies. kids are supposed to fall down and get fucked up, otherwise they’ll turn out to be a bunch of nancy boys who are afraid of dirt
December 27th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I am not a nancy boy i just don’t like pain. I fall down. Alot. They used to make us do rugby on the concrete. I know real pain. My whole leg got infected and i have fungi in my ear. don’t mess with me!!!! lol (i am a wuss though)
December 27th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Another example of why anti-baterial soap will be the downfall of all humans.
Yeah, you are supposed to fall and bleed and cry and go into shock and hurt and get infected and all of that. If you don’t you will end of catching every freakin’ cold, flu or other malady that comes by when you get older.
It’s one of the laws of nature or in the Bible, I am sure.
“Thou shalt not listen to thy mother and fall from thy bicycle, get shot by the Gun of B-B’s and bitten by strange dogs. And thou will bleed from thy many wounds. And thou wilst fester. And thou wilst heal. And it shall come to pass that thou wilst become stronger.”
P.S. Yay for Encyclopedia Brown…good for you. Highlights was also cool…”Gallant and Goofy Gus” “Find the cow in the picture”.
December 27th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
The Boxcar Children?? FUCK YEAH!!!!
December 27th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
this one makes my knees knobble….ouch. But I guess it worked, did they even give you any drugs while they scraped your meat trail? Or was it just like getting a raw wound scrubbed with a wire brush?
I want this mini, get to makin it or I’ll throw you down another hill.
December 27th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
I eat shit like you for breakfast
December 27th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
When you were little, Julia, you looked a bit like Astro Boy. Especially in the 3rd & 12th panels. FYI.
December 28th, 2006 at 7:01 am
omfg this is the funniest thing i have ever seen on the internet, ever. seriously. and i have been on the internet for like 13 years now.
oh, i’m sorry for laughing at your pain. but man. genius. lol the frame that gets me most is your brother freaking out and carrying you. lol the “skreeeeee” is pretty good, too. lol
shit, i gotta close this shit so i can drink my water. maybe i’m still drunk or loopy from a headcold, but man. lol
p.s. sorry for the lols. the first few years of my internetting were on aol.
December 28th, 2006 at 8:35 am
“Gallant and Goofy Gusâ€
Egad. How long has it been since you were a child?! It’s Goofus and Gallant!
December 28th, 2006 at 9:43 am
I have a similar story involving my BMX and a truck. Up arrow under mom’s foot was a nice touch.
December 28th, 2006 at 11:33 am
I love your brothers reaction. Just screaming all the way. Did he really do that?
December 28th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
I think that what Calvin was saying is that he wants to fuck that Oliver guy. I really think we should encourage this healthy demonstration of gay desire. I want to fuck Oliver too, but only so that I can close my eyes, smell the cooze residue, and make believe I’m fucking Julia.
December 28th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Damn O.o
The falling and scraping thing I can handle, it’s what happens to kids. But the idea of scrubbing your raw wound with that awful brush >.
December 29th, 2006 at 11:10 am
blowelle’s right.
December 29th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
whoa, jesus!
December 29th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
It’s not the “fall-down” that is disturbing, its the “Scrape the scabs off a childs bloody wounds” that is disturbing.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
This comic is rad. The real photo is a good touch too.
I like how everyone has a story like this. In mine, I was 10 trying to ditch my brother on my bike. When I looked back to see if he ate my dust, I ran into a parked truck. The tires on it were huge so my jaw hit the bumper and left a huge bruise on my face. Now I’m severely retarded. Yay! Happy New Year!
December 30th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Holy shit that comic is awesome. I’m glad you found it and rescued it from obscurity.
January 5th, 2007 at 6:20 am
yeah, I know pain as a kid. I’m dypraxic, falling over was pretty normal, so yeah, I feel your pain. I’m over it now, bar all the bitterness. (not the dyspraxia, just the falling over. I try to stay seated at all times)
January 5th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
January 9th, 2007 at 12:00 am
Wow, I haven’t seen gore like that since the First Battle of Bull Run. Did I mention I have a sword the was presented to Stonewall Jackson at the battle?? Nick
January 11th, 2007 at 5:37 am
I am a new fan of Fart Party, and I believe this one is my favorite. I can’t help but notice that the real Young Julia had a bandage on the right side of her face, whilest the comic Young Julia had a bandage on the left side. Is this an intentional metaphor of comic Julia as the mirror image of real Julia? Keep up the good work.
March 22nd, 2007 at 5:53 pm
When I was a teen I accidentally got a big chunk of my right wrist cut off (Thank you broken window!).
Everyone told me it would leave a nasty pockmark scar since it was so deep and round.
Every day a thin layer of skin would grow over the scabbing and yucky stuff, so each day I would cut it back open again and scrape everything out.
It wasn’t very pleasant, but it allowed my wound to heal from the bottom up and the scarring really isn’t very bad either.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Youch…
February 27th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha.
i fucking love the frame where your brother rescues you. and he’s just screaming the whole way.
i can hear this muffled “AAAAAHHH” coming up a street and just grower louder and louder, hahaha. fuck.. awesome.
i love childhood injury stories. when i was seven, i tripped over a backpack on a snowbank and went down to the ground at like 40 miles an hour, on my face, and just crushed the hell out of my nose. i literally gushed blood for about an hour, and kept dripping for another 3. it was fucking rad hahaha.
March 1st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
i laughed hardest when i saw that picture.
i know that sounds terrible, because it is, but it drove the joke home.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
If you did get scarred you really dont seem like it from the pic a couple comics back in fact you looked pretty cool but that couldve been a side effect of the cat being there to idk
March 26th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Wow, I read The Boxcar Children circa 1969. And I think it had sequels.
June 7th, 2010 at 1:19 am
Oh crud!…..oh crud!…oh crud! what a terrible experience in my opinion.
I might get nightmares, but it’s my own blooming fault. I read the thing under my own power.